The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Whomst??

The thing about being a project manager for a volunteer committee is that people literally don’t give a shit if you fire them. Like oh no, don’t take away the extra uncompensated workload I was doing…

All of this Wuthering Heights Discourse TM has me wanting to finally watch the Dakota Johnson Persuasion

My dad is in the stage of his life where he doesn’t want any more “stuff.” His new favorite gift is when I read and annotate a book to send him so it’s “like we’re reading it together.” He’s so cute I love him

I think I’m gonna call this one “Gunslinger.”

Do you think bondi ctrl+f’d trumps social media for the insults in her little burn book or do you think he dictated them to her before she went in

Ok well SEVEN DAYS IN JUNE was excellent but I’m sorry I’m not trynta have my heart entirely BROKEN during a romance novel!!!

“I am the Attorney General!!” Ok lady

Every time I see something talking shit on chat gpt I get excited but like over 50% of the time it’s just an ad for a different shitty genAI model. I truly don’t care which one you use, I hate them all and tbh look down on you for it

Something bad is about to happen to a character I love in this book so what if I just…. Stop reading it? And the kid will be fine and no one will be hurt? Headcanon?

I want to read my book but my headache wants me to put this heating pad on my face so now I’m just listening to the Olympics. I wish I liked audiobooks I would be unstoppable

Collage time = screen-free time

I love having a button maker tbh

Let’s go

The Only Purple House in Town is in sale in digital! One day only, $1.99! Nab this bargain ASAP. books2read.com/u/m2wrqd

Collage is my new favorite screen-free activity I’m obsessed

Welp. This seems like a straight-up portent.

Sustainable fashion to ME is turning a “Christmas sweater” into a “sweater” (and also finally feeling the sweet sweet vindication of having a “useless” seven pound bag of buttons)

Book 15: THE DEVIL COMES COURTING. I laughed, I cried, I blushed, I kicked my feet. It’s a perfect book, 5⭐️

Where the fuck are the 2A guys who are supposed to be using all those guns they so desperately needed to protect us from a tyrannical government?? Oh. They’re the guys the tyrannical government hired to do the tyranny. Got it, got it

Book 14: THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER. When I say I was gagged I mean actually and literally GAGGING. The fuck. The heck. 4.5 ⭐️ everybody read it

We are officially snowed in, folks

Iced in = #HeatedRivalry craft night. Had a wonderful time making these bookmarks! The cottage one is double-sided

✅ Courtney Milan trilogy: downloaded ✅ power banks and ereader: charging ✅ misc groceries: stocked ✅ crochet pattern: printed Snow weekend is a go

The gorgeous little moth ring I ordered with the last of my Christmas money came in todayyy I love her

Oh nooo casual collage craft day with friends turned into a new hyper fixation Heaven help us

I made a comically long scarf that drags on the ground if I don’t loop it and I love her

No book is going to turn kids into someone else. But books will regularly show kids other people like them and show those kids they're not alone. And they'll show kids other types of people who also exist. There is a large proportion of the population who are terrified of this.

I hosted a 2026 bingo/vision/punch card party today and it went really well but mostly in remembering now that if you just give yourself some space to be creative you might actually create something. I love how these turned out

ICE is a terrorist organization.

Unfortunately, my aura farm lies fallow

So I spaced out while piecing it together and kind of ended up with an 11-ft hungry caterpillar plushy. Oops!

"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.

Last finish of 2025!!! This is supposed to be #okcthunder colors but tbh it’s giving #aldi. Oh well! #crochetsky #yarnsky

Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.

Ins and Outs > Resolutions

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

It’s going to be warmer on Christmas than it was on Memorial Day this year and one (1) person in our household is happy about it #dogsky

All fancied up for a holiday party tonite! Can’t remember the last time I wore lipstick

First flareup in a while and of course it’s the first day of winter break with a formal Yule party in 11.5 hours. That tracks.

Book 190: THE INK WITCH. *inhales deeply* ahhhh I just love a good trans-affirming #mglit in the morning

Keep seeing these teacher holiday gift guides on TikTok etc and I am begging you, mommy influencers, to just ask the teachers. Jfc some of these ideas

Christopher Anderson is a national hero🙂‍↕️

Book 187: OUTSIDE love!!!! It’s giving a #mglit mashup of like… Unwind and all the best dystopian YA fiction of the 2010s. Are there plot holes? Yeah! Who cares! Reading should be fun!!

Listen I am deathly afraid of spiders and I have to read this book for Professional Reasons and I thought, “it’ll be okay, it’s not like it’s pictures or videos.” It is NOT ok I have the HEEBIEST! JEEBIES!! I’m only three chapters in!!

Decided to try dungeon crawler Carl as I had one last audible credit. "I could close the boxes by mentally clicking the X with my mind." How else, may I ask, do you do something mentally… if not…. With your mind???

I’ve always been pretty good about being able to shake myself into consciousness even in the grips of the deepest nightmares, but I’m currently in part 3 of The Everlasting and now there’s a physical(mental) device dream me is using to wake up from bad dreams. Books are neat.

We had our second annual librarian-friends Christmas party last nite and it was so fun!! We played two bookish games, did a secret santa book exhange, ate snacks, and belly laughed for hours. I neeeeeded that 😮‍💨😮‍💨

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.