Richard Attenborough saying: “I really hate that man” in Jurassic Park is just on repeat in my head these days.

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

not sure how much more mobility innovation I can take

The 13 runs the Lions had on their last TD drive were their most runs on a TD drive since at least 2000. Previous high was 11, last done in Week 4 2023 vs Packers

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Snake: “Hrnk. Antacids??” Colonel: “That’s right Snake. Sodium bicarbonate chewables deployed to address tummy pain.” Naomi: due to advancements in medical and flavor technology, these tablets are available in a variety of fruit flavors OTC, or ‘over the counter’”

Anyone hating the Liquid Glass effect in iOS, this setting is your friend

So the ‘New Apple Design Language’ is just applying the bevel and emboss layer style to everything? Is the @sickoscommittee.org getting royalties on this?

Friendly reminder to not fuck with automatic barrier arm gates for vehicles. These signs are new, which likely indicates someone found out the hard way. Use the pedestrian walkway.

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i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

Nominating "There's no justification for this however you cut it but the beatings will continue until a stillborn god is born." for perfect sentences, @lifewinning.com

Fuck RFK jr and fuck this administration

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

The University of Chicago “lost tens of millions investing in crypto around 2021” Hahahahahahaha

BREAKING: Trump's disembodied head to float through the streets of Washington DC, vomiting loaded guns at the local population

Yeah, this is definitely coordinated

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“Have millennials considered that it could be—and indeed likely is—their own fault?”

By god, armadillos took Carmel @inthesedeserts.bsky.social

Did you know that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish?

All of you using LLMs to optimize your workflow

I made an anti-AI post on LinkedIn and the people angry or defensive all have Visionary or Founder as their listed role, and everyone agreeing with me has a real job. Amazing how that is.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

I saw somebody on TikTok using the word 'slopper' as a slur for people who use ChatGPT, and that's a thing we should start doing.

hey do you think i could hire a dude on fiverr to go lick the chernobyl elephants foot real quick just real quick need someone to lick the foot

Incredible things are happening

I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was. I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one. Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

well it feels like the end of an era here in the white house, tom, as this epoch-defining figure retires to spend more time with his balls

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

At the annual canned Gatorade match.

the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it