The trick to having genuine interactions with people is just being yourself… unless you suck. Which is a common affliction.

I need to get to the store but I’m so exhausted.

*taps sign*

One day… not today but one day, I want to find out what y’all have against single mothers….

Begins with r and ends in ist. Middle letter is a c or a p. Both are correct.

17,000 people just became unemployed smh

“If he wanted to, he will.” I mean, I do agree. But it’s also like… in this economy? 🥴

I love an “I don’t care” ass nigga. “I didn’t shave” ➡️ “I like it hairy anyway” “I got a lil belly” ➡️ “Great, something for me to hold on to” “I’m a shortie” ➡️ “Perfect, that means I can pick you up” or ➡️ “No sweat, I love me a backpack. You climb trees?” Y’all the real MVPs.

It is not elitist to say mental health providers should have credentials and licenses to treat people. We have fucking lost the plot.

I need more cute loungewear

This man is so good at flirting. 🥰

Uncle Ruckus, no relation.

To be fair, a lot of people DO be on bullshit though.

I had every intention of washing my hair today. And then I woke up with no desire to do a damn thing but relax.

The Republican Party is the party of RACISTS.

Y’all, this is a friend of a friend’s son. He’s been missing since Tuesday afternoon, last seen near Howard. Please amplify if you can. Thanks.

Black people during the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Like I have nothing against celebrities (I do) but it used to be that you got that high level of notoriety because you have a once in a lifetime level of talent as well as application. Nowadays being in front of the camera depends on how much you wanna shuck and jive and niggas LOVE to do it!

*sees topics*

This one here acts like we’ve forgotten about his not voting for Hillary Clinton

I wish everybody could understand how badly slavery still effects us to this day.

KHANNA: Do you know how much it will cost Americans in terms of the increased cost of gas and food because of the Iran war? HEGSETH: You're playing gotcha about domestic things KHANNA: You're saying it's a gotcha question to ask about increased costs?! It's $5,000 a year for American households

My goal at work these days is to talk as little as possible. I have nothing to say to racists.

In school, I had to freehand essays with only a dictionary. I had to cite my sources. we would have worksheets where we would have to learn and explain the context of the word. we had to know a difference between a primary, secondary and tertiary source. seeing that disappear is disheartening.

I want tacos today

My dad calls getting “high” “being charmed” and I’m about to add that to my lexicon.

Accurate and Very Well Said….

Well that's it for that one then smh

The FCC is reportedly considering an "unprecedented" review of Disney's broadcast licenses on the heels of Jimmy Kimmel's latest segment about Trump

Thinking I would choose to be attracted to men, on purpose, is insane.

That sounded like a confession…

Lela Rochon’s daughter looks so much like her.

He didn’t ask for treats… He didn’t rush to play… He simply wrapped his paws around his new human and held on as if he’d finally found the place his heart had been searching for. 💔 This is what the first moments of adoption can look like for a dog who’s known fear,… Original post

LL Cool J with the gray facial hair!

Y’all get turned off from guys easily too?

i wish “Eat this Pussy” sounded as disrespectful as “Suck my dick” 😭

I could honestly give two fucks about democrats trying to impeach him for the third time. What’s the plan for sending these folks to prison?

Arguing with a woman about her experiences as a woman and what she should have done makes as much sense as white people arguing with Black people about our experiences and what we should have done. You know what it feels like. Don't be that.

(If a woman thinks you are good looking she will tell you. THIS ALSO DOESNT MEAN SHE WANTS YOU WE JUST DONT MIND GIVING COMPLIMENTS)

I might have to start watching 60 minutes again.

Good Morning ☀️

Come eat my meat

America is literally at war and a complete rando can travel across the country and enter the 2nd most secure spot in DC and get off a couple of shots? Sure, Jan.

always in y’all’s outer skircles because i do my skeets and i go home

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.

I’m trying to understand why corporate media is confused on why Americans don’t seem to care about this assassination attempt, when THEY didn’t care and went back to yukking it up and eating their food immediately after it happened.