you, me, and tuscany is so big for me. for every reason.

opening my phone to 30 minutes of voice notes from my friend 🧍🏾‍♂️ jamaican men are never seeing heaven skcbskdnsndnf

ykw 💀 and it’s no shade, i could never care about the opinion of someone who’s prom was on zoom.

look to my right, and i see the PleasureU sign this is all so crazy everybody seems so famous

i pray this week is good to all of us.

I am still 600 dollars away. I am so close. Please help me out and donate!

when you spend as much time thinking about dying as i have, having qualms about certain things feels silly ig. life is short and i don’t want to leave here with anyone questioning how i felt about them.

so happy to have monique back on my screen but her current friendships and that carlos king show have me kinda reluctant to truly enjoy this

mind you, he just cussed me out for the funny thing i said

went to a coffee and chocolate festival just to leave with popcorn. BUT i supported one of like three black vendors. so. a win is a win ig.

what’s a movie you never tire of?

i love a selfie that looks like cctv footage idk why

insomnia, when i catch you ho…

the second hand embarrassment i’m getting from Adriana and this Haitian mortician bit 🫠 sister you gotta stop

trying watch mafs and i can’t believe people do this for free** ** ik production pays for certain things and they’re compensated for lost wages

if i even see a plate of pasta, i’m gonna throw up. i’m so sick of it

“Houseuncties” my work here is done 🙂‍↕️

loooooove my girls

i want to go to a concert in brazil so bad, the energy is so crazy. they know how to have a good time

idk which of y’all’s posts she saw but my daughter is scandalized

i am v v excited to be back in cali though

hillary finds out her husband cheated on her in the worst ways 💀

so many of you have southern accents, that’s so cute

our rights are being stripped by self hating, pedo, cawck suckers and their complicit, enabling wives. 🫠 i hate it here bro

lol what we’re not gonna do is act like MTG is a victim here. even if she is kind of on the right side here… a little bit. she laid with bed bugs and got bit 🤷🏾‍♂️ that’s her doing.

straight men shouldn’t be allowed to write captions about their wives/the mothers of their children. it never goes well. we need to implement preventative legislation💀😭

wanda’s new skin is gorgggg

another festival saying it’s in the dmv when it’s actually way out in virginia 🧍🏾‍♂️ if it’s past alexandria, just call it virginia

one, it’s bravocon, most of the room is abusing a substance or three. idk what y’all want. two, being likable will makes life so much easier and karen is likable. y’know, “love covers a multitude of sins” or whatever. the people are happy to see her. she did her time 🤷🏾‍♂️ what else is there to say

Rome was so interesting because the effects of depravity motivated by religion were everywhere. so many buildings and customs are like frankensteins of warring ideas that formed a new thing.

in my lizzie mcguire era

idk man

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i’ll climb a tree or sit on stump, idc as long as you’re fine 🙂‍↕️

And we STILL need private pages.

and when i get up to walk, i wanna feel weak☝🏽 yeaaa

i wish yendry would just drop an album :/

gospel music of a certain era was only concerned with healing cancer and aids. if you had anything else going on, you were short ig

i didn’t get to all the books i wanted to get to but this year i didn’t read any genres that i typically reach for. and what i learned is that i’m never doing this again. i have great taste and should’ve never questioned my judgment.

i don’t even know why ashley darby thought that would fly💀

i should go to bravocon next year

idk the mary cosby allegations feel a little… i don’t want to jump the gun because all the details aren’t out. but there’s a racial element to all this that feels very, very nasty.

one, the valentino rockstuds are tea. two, i hate that the jorts and loafers community feels like they’re the barometer for style and fashion. if your style is solely based on what’s trending and not an expression of you, you’re just a mannequin. and you missed the point of the movie/character.

apple is charging $150 for a compression sock that holds your phone. we are truly in the last and evil days 💀😭