Happy V-Day 💘

Can’t wait to dig into this Cobb salad from Chick-fil-A for lunch

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They don’t be masc fr and that’s the funny part. Real masc men don’t have to scream it, they just simply walk in their light.

Whewww the deer were out like crazy in the ride home tonight. I’m glad Bambi and friends didn’t have any death wishes

GEEZUS

Calling all tight ends

The proud family is so funny lol

not sure if it’s real or not (hopefully it is), but he should be ****

Dipping my Popeyes biscuit into their gravy is so pleasing to me

You, a white man, announcing that your mixed child said the “N-word” is insane! Especially during BHM 🤨🤨🤨🤨

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Epstein giving Elon the cold shoulder is so funny for many reasons. You are the loser of all losers.

Last night 🖤

Had to go back to one of my twitter names in honor my girl Catherine 😔

Tbh, Schitt’s Creek is actually the perfect show to watch right now. We need a little joy! Fold It In!!!

Not my Moira 😩😩😩😩😩

Everyday we have to endure fuck ass shit from this administration all because some poor dumb fucks in BUMFUCK, Nebraska thought a wealthy man would help them out, even though he didn’t do it the 1st time he promised.

The wind: *blows* Me:

“You don’t even have a man” “And I don’t want one like YOURS”

Walking barefoot in the men’s locker room is so gutterbutt

Just saw a video on the other app of someone using their hole as a ball dispenser. The same dispenser you get at a batting cage? Anywho, the batter ending up using the bat as a dildo on the dispenser. How much more am I supposed to endure on this planet!?????

And to keep it real, this shouldn’t have been the thing that made ppl wake up. She’s done a lot of *record scratch* things

Cause me!? I’m getting those debit/credit cards while I’m in there since everybody wanna laugh!

I ain’t telling yall nothing about my height so yall make jokes about putting me in your pockets 😒

it’s been fuck that pink lady for quite a while over here but hopefully this latest behavior puts the final nail in her coffin (it won’t)

Unctie is Tired, do you hear me!?? But i can’t fall asleep

Am I weird for liking to go get papers fresh from the printer? Something about the warmth of the printer still lingering on the papers that feels comforting 🫣

Just In case…

See a drink, quote a drink.

My best friend said the polar express must’ve came through the south mad as hell cause it’s toooo cold 💀💀💀💀💀

I deserve to have my ass eaten for this chili omg

Until folk understand that because the entire modern world, and I do mean ENTIRE, is built on anti-Blackness thanks to systems designed for Black enslavement and thar siding with Black liberation is the only way out of this western authoritarian imperialism we will ALL continue to live in this cycle

So guess who accidentally drank strawberry infused lemonade….also used it as a chaser cause he thought it was reg strawberry lemonade

Why her titties on that dirty ass counter?

There are still poor people who think that trickle down economics works in their favor 😭😭😭😭😭. You really understand why they failed an open book test twice

I need a computer nerd ughhh

I know it smell crazy over there

I need my man parts to be divided and conquered

Hey. At what point can reposts be turned off? @support.bsky.team

Built like a draft saved as final_final_3.

Still one of the greatest album openers ever

Sometimes RHOP fans get a lil too insane for me. What do you mean the ladies didn’t have the right to be upset for having no water nor did they hear from the host???