New York has a way of turning it’s irritating level up to 1,000 when you’re already annoyed.

“Come to Brooklyn and smoke with us”

“X,Y,Z did this and it hurt my feelings maybe they were…” FUCK THAT!

I feel like we have too much empathy and understanding if you ask me.

people were buying ceramic pets to grow sprout chia seeds on. now they're in smoothies nshit.

Ain’t no way me and my nigga about to get our asses best together. You bitches are about to go meet whoever you pray to! I swear to God! 😂😂😂😂

If the blood ain't rushing, I ain't blushing.

A new Evil Dead movie this summer 🥰

I really be ready to type out responses to dumb questions but then I just….don’t. Not giving my energy to stupid shit >>>

I knew I should’ve went to 83rd street 😒

I hate when people misspell my name. It’s only 8 letters!

As I’ve said before, the after effect(s) of locking in is being horny as hell 🫩

Good morning to the vers men. And I’ll even include vers tops too.

Dragging going to this job that I prayed for 🫩

Haven’t decided if I’m leaving that up yet

“I’ll get off this train and push it to 125th with my bare hands before I go listen to that bitch” And I meant every word!

Every time I look at the clock, it’s NOT 5:30 and I take great issue with that.

Thought I put my tie in my bag. Did not.

Getting a refund on my taxes for the first time in YEARS!! Talk to me nice hoe ass nigga!

Found $50 on the ground when I left McDonald’s. I love the Bronx 😂

This man came up to me asking for money and I simply replied “I’m not in the mood”

Somewhere in the Bronx

5:30 hurry up 🫩

Sade will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

For all of Chewy’s supporters, his grandma wanted me to tell y’all he went to daycare this morning and was very excited.

*Y’all* have to deal with the kids on the train today! I don’t work until 10 today!

Maxwell really ran down in that lady’s DM and said “Check the numbers bitch” 😭😭😭

I went in Sephora and didn’t buy anything

The shorts are me on a daily basis.

Eye Kay Tea Are.

If you want the nigga back, just ask me

Track star, I’ll run in bitches mouth

stop arguing with low readers.

So we’re all just in heat today?

Imagine just really getting a little flow to your workout and then one of the personal trainers comes and clears out the area you’re working in. 😒

Finding a new therapist is gonna be….. something 🥴

The hormones are hormone-ing and the gym is not gonna make it any better

Let’s moan in each other’s mouths 🫠

I’m a pinch in my feelings, I’m big horny. I just….. This is so ghetto.

I just wanna be fed some dick. I promise I’ll take good care of it.

Y’all sleep. Nvm.