I wanna thank everybody for all the birthday love! I really needed it yesterday 🥹

Update!

My pops!! 🥹🥹 Thank you!!

Girl…

Baby, I'm dead. I do not care.

Well it’s my birthday so I definitely deserve one

I need to make my way to LA ASAP

Not the Salvation Army man at Walmart looking at me like he likes what he sees 😭

Alright. Enough of that

Thank you Amazon Prime for your recommendation Yes I am indeed gonna watch this

I feel like my hole is gonna close up like a piercing 🤦🏾‍♂️

Y’all’s hump day post might give post and delete. These are hole pics lmao

Could Texas get even more fabulous news on top of the redistricting suit getting tossed? YES, YES IT CAN! ⚖️🪅

Bitch.

Well….

You say something funny in a TikTok comment and you’ll get notifications about it for the rest of your life.

This = leave me alone

Upon further examination, Nair is not needed

I’ve really spoiled y’all because I’ve posted all my non hole pics already 😭😭

No? Ok.

Which reminds me… it’s Ralph Lauren. Not Ralph Lo-REN.

Am I participating in hump day? Answer quickly before I go Nair

👇🏾

I just thought about how when I was a junior in high school, I [rightfully] told a teacher she was in a menopausal rage and to calm down.

I should be involved in fellatio-related activities.

I love when a bitch is loud about not liking me. But can you whoop me? 🙃

Doggy

Sun- Water (Scorpio) Moon- Fire (Leo) Rising- Air (Aquarius) Mercury- Fire (Sagittarius) Venus - Earth (Capricorn) Mars- Earth (Capricorn)

Freddy’s Nightmares is on Tubi! I will be watching every episode tonight! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Idk little miss colored may have a bop with Chanel

PIGGY?!

I’m sorry, but hsvsgsgsvwgwvsgsvsvsgsvs

Y’all be exaggerating about the inches you’re carrying. Because if you tell me 11 inches and I show up and get 8.5, I’m gonna be annoyed.

Gays specifically!!!!! no matter how loving/accepting your family is towards your partners and community. They will switch up when it comes to money and property!!! The chances they will "do right by __" is slim to none. Get ya paperwork in order!

This damn dog is such an asshole

Police pull me over, they don’t write no ticket. All between my legs, tryna lick it

*fem queen titty push*

Why is this literally everyone I know? 😂

I don’t know how much longer I can go unfucked

THIS!!!!

I need my nipples sucked on 😩🙌🏾

“YA MOUTH A STINK” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

BEAT MY SHIT THE FUCK UP or get from behind me.

One of y’all’s friends on here does not like me. That’s interesting lol.

Monkeypox ass juice

Say, man. That phone nasty. Disinfect that shit.

Twice in one morning 😭