I just got the biggest sign not to let them people play with me again

Oh, I’m in enemy territory.

So, I bought some store brand fiber supplements. The damn label says the recommended use is 20 capsules A DAY!

I’m gonna feel like you trying to fight 😂

Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.

Niggas will really act like they’re surprised you’re vers because you have a big ass

Honestly…. Just start killing them. The only option left.

Don’t know why I woke up sweaty, but absolutely not miss thing

Lmfao same! I don’t have the bandwidth to explain things to dumb bitches

The best.

I should delete that. That picture is awful

I forget my name isn’t on anything except my Facebook/IG until y’all ask me for it 😭

I’m telling you! We need to let people stay stupid! And shame them

Everything wrong with society right now could be solved if we got back to calling people stupid!

Y'all be confusing "open-minded" with empty-minded.

Y’all like to explain things to people whereas my first response is “you’re a stupid bitch”.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Looking back at a certain NSFW video of myself…. I really didn’t appreciate my shape when I had it

POPEYES MUSIC

Men do this thing where they try to disassociate from their promiscuous side and I think it’s so funny. Be so quick to point the finger but live in a glass house. 😂

FYI: Zazie Beetz fights for her life in the explosive Red Band trailer for Muschietti-produced horror comedy THEY WILL KILL YOU.

Me.

He’s up to something. I just can’t prove it yet

Hearing it pronounced “beer-E-uh” makes me itch.

Unfortunately this has happened to me before

I’m gonna do things very differently this go round

Vanilla Smoke smells so sexy on me

Jesus has more in common with the Buddhist monks walking for peace than the majority of his modern-day followers

And while I’m talking about y’all and your holes. Stop adding thing to the fleet water!

AND SPIT AND VASELINE

Talking about “creaming”! No, your hole is literally trying to protect itself!

Before I go be productive…. STOP LETTING THEM MEN FUCK YOU WITH BABY OIL GEL!!!!

That cute light skinned man on TikTok that’s in school to become a dentist…… Is he a gay? Asking for myself. I don’t follow fine straight men.

I’ve been adding a little cinnamon and nutmeg to my coffee lately. Give it a little razzle dazzle

I’m in a great mood

Give me an island. I don’t need a big ass dining room table taking up all that space in my house

HA!!!

Like I woke up and it was almost like something told me everything is about to be okay. I’m just grateful in advance.

I feel a sense of peace currently. I feel like my life is about to do a complete 180 [for the better]. I don’t know why, but I just feel like all of my hard work is about to pay off.

I wish I had someone to lick my box tonight, but 🫩

Although there is someone on Sniffies in Houston using my dick. Which I find absurd

No shade, if somebody was using my nudes somewhere, I feel like a lot of y’all would know they’re my nudes. So I’m not really too concerned with the catfish of it all

And…. These content creators are terrible people. So… that too

Which, my desire to get tattoos this year would probably bring that to a screeching halt

Y’all will just have to be satisfied with my occasional cameos

I’ve considered trying my hand at being a content creator so many times, but I just know I won’t be consistent

There being 10 tops in Acres Home is what’s more surprising to me.

And I believe every word.