Father, Stretch My Face.

Come on grandpa. Let’s get you to bed.

I lowkey get my way at work lmao Favor ain’t fair idk.

It’s the way I really be sitting in that squat at the gym

My Hornets made the playoffs man. First time in a decade. Charlotte is up!

Oh shit. Bitch are my Hornets finna be in the playoffs?

In the absence of information, the brain conjurs the worst possible scenario, so don't trust your thoughts until you can confirm the truth.

@bootyspecialist.bsky.social oh my first day of the new program was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Baby I tore that burger with a fried egg and sautéed vegetables UP! Omg.

Show me a picture that captures your essence. Another one.

Stairs. Lift. Treadmill. Sauna. We move. #BlackSkyFitness 🙂‍↕️✊🏾🏋🏾‍♂️🫡

if ANYBODY needs to be inside on a permanent basis....... it's you, killa.

Rodeo x Stalli.

Megan really snapped on her albums man. I have played Something for Thee Hotties, Megan and now Good News. Jesus. A rapping ass bitch, I tell ya.

Lowkey wanna hit Ulta and get some saltair body oil. 🌚

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

music.apple.com/us/album/boa... Bitch yo time up. A prophetess

A bitch true to her word.

WHERE THEM GIRLS AT x Megan Thee Stallion

I gotta stop tryna do supersets at this time when I’m at the gym. Soon as I turn my back a bitch on some shit I need. Every time.

MKX is underrated. I need to play her more.

We can fuck if you wanna fuck, talk if you wanna talk, gon and bend it over, imma take that CarterWear on off…

Cover after cover, I’m raw, no rubber…

I need to get a weightlifting belt smh

I’ll take care of yooouuuuuuu…

M@x Conner been a real raisin in a rice bowl lately.

A couple of these content creators need to go out on PTO...and not come back.

Bitch you know what’s a nasty ass animal? A fucking hippo. Omg.

Oh God you bitches are nasty dlkdkdkdkdkdkdkskd

Absolutely took two sandwich boxes when I saw somebody else do it at work too. Tf?

Baby it’s the way I’m off in the parking lot smoking before I hit the highway to the house

Oh yeah and…

Yall be showing butt and your heels look like cinder blocks and I hate that for me because all I see is that line of ash and crust around the back of your foot.

Old pic but it’s still “daddy charge me up!” time.

Baby don’t take it easy on me, know I want more so keep it coming cuz it’s never too much, never too much, never too much, never too much…

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Just because you like them don’t mean they gotta like you back. Hope this helps! 🫶🏾

Having a blunt and a beer.

Ahead of her time. LMFAO

That’s great. We got a bunch of white women here who love to get in the booth and fuck it up for everyone so…

these pro-ai maga ads are so weird. "WE CAN'T LET CHINA BEAT US. JOIN NOW" what are people joining?

Watching Brazil, South Korea and Hungary get rid of their authoritarians

Top tier insult every time. “Get fucked!” “Get bent!”

Tf yall doing?!

Hole >