Parents?? My older brother and sister will be 51 and 52 this year. My mother will be 70 this year and my dad will be 75. 😅

I want Beyoncé to cover “Excuse Me Mr” or “Bathwater” by No Doubt in Act III.

Jay-Z must’ve pissed Beyoncé off before her, Kelly and Michelle went in the booth to record “If.” She was on there yelling about them raggedy heffas!!

Went on a date Friday and got home from said date at like 1AM this morning. My MLK weekend in four pictures:

Gizelle hosted one lil cute trip and now she think she’s fucking J.W. Marriott. Girl gone!! #RHOP

Nobody: Me: 🗣️ THEY CALL IT NUTBUSH! A LIL OLE TOWN! 🎶

It’s going on eight months that I’ve been unemployed and I’m not gonna lie, it truly sucks. Have never had imposter syndrome on this level before, especially seeing people less qualified than you snag jobs so easily or being rejected from ones you know you’re MORE than qualified to do.

Not Rinna, Rob and Candiace actually being really good traitors thus far this season! #TheTraitors

Wassup

B’Day. 🕺🏽💃🏽

I’d rather peel my skin off with a cheese grater than move back to the Midwest or to the South for work.

Baby, Undressed was my mf show!! 13-year-old me use to be tuned the fuck in. 😭😭

All the international versions of #TheTraitors are better than the US.

No shade to auntie but Whitney’s discography has always left a lot to be desired knowing her vocal talent.

IDK we watched the BB/Survivor/Challenge people dominate for the last two/three seasons so it’s only right that they’re already getting packed up by two housewives and a Love Islander this season. #TheTraitors

Sold him out, stole his money, took his honey, James Brown was mad as fuck when he wrote “The Payback” He was out for BLOOD baby!! 😂😂

I’m at the grocery getting my food and snacks now so I’m ready! 🙂‍↕️😂🙂‍↕️

I literally can’t catch a damn break.

Bruno Mars said his album done, Robyn just announced her new album, Beyoncé got Act III coming - oh we’re eating good this year!

The way I’m about to climb into bed already at 8:17PM. I’m over it boots!!

Haven’t seen my therapist since beginning of October and we have an appointment on Friday. I know she’s gonna gag when I log onto this Zoom and tell her I’m single now. She gonna be looking at me like

Oh we are sooo back!!

There’s no way these idiots thought Bobby was about to have them staying under his roof in Colorado??? Get Ashley off my fucking screen. 😭 #RHOP

Emily been in Paris running amok since COVID. She need to take her ass on home, when is the visa up?

Trying to decide what day I have my 40th bday party since my bday is on a Thurs. The next day is Friday the 13th, I don’t have a problem with that but Friday means out of town ppl would need to come Thurs. Saturday is Valentines Day and would ppl ditch Valentines Day plans to come to a bday?

“Awwww that’s sweet. I can see why you’d say that.” 🤭

Cardi was an absolutely FAB judge on the #DragRace premiere. Plus bringing the Dolls on her glam team with her - what perfect timing. She needs to come back and judge again!

**Talking to my sister about Avengers Doomsday** Her: So is America Ferrera gonna be back in the movie? Me: Huh? When was America Ferrera in a Marvel movie?? Her: Ole girl Wanda wanted to kill. Me: That’s America CHAVEZ, girl. America Ferrera is Ugly Betty. Both of us:

I’ll be 40-years-old in 40 days. 👴🏽👨🏽‍🦳

Wel, yes! 🙂‍↕️

Why do people reshare nudes?? That’s not weird to you??

Janet Jackson over on IG wearing Latoya’s wig. 💀

"...and you chased Mickey...and there was a big shoot out, a big scuffle...and you shot Mickey! Killed Mickey dead!!"

Mutants whenever there’s the slightest mention of Wanda/Scarlet Witch:

Always two hours for domestic and three hours for international. Rushing through the airport stresses me out and I’m already a nervous flyer. I need time to sit, eat and have a drink or three to help me relax before boarding.

Every fucking day for like the last month or so. 🫩😭

Me. Absolutely HATE it. Sitting up on FaceTime and talking for hours and hours is literally my nightmare.

Babyface really had Chanté Moore in the recording booth shooby doobying a bunch of nothing on the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack.

I need a new MacBook so bad, my current one sounds like the USS Enterprise entering warp speed. It's only five years old! 😭

Wish it was Karen instead of Gizzy ass. 😒

So while I’ve been job hunting, I’ve been doing Instacart here and there in my spare time cause I’m not doing anything else and hey it’s extra money. Anyhoo, we all know all these services are underpaying their workers but this is absolutely egregious. To Palmdale from Westwood?? 🥴🥴

I made this nigga nut hands free, twice Sunday night and I’ve been getting a “Good Morning handsome” text every morning since. Even got a “Merry Christmas pa” text yesterday. 😅

My girl is pretty as hell but dumber than a box of hair.

Y’all on here showing hole and pole. DENITA IT’S CHRISTMAS!!

I’m in this Costco and it’s a fucking zoo. It’s so over stimulating. HALP!

I love going to the dentist too!!

Happy Birthday boo @thejream2.bsky.social!! 🎉🍾🎉

I know Kimberly Denise Jones been in her NYC penthouse having a good ole kii all day today.

Mmm.

They have three entire lanes of the 405 from Ventura Blvd to the Getty Center, closed down for construction the weekend before Christmas. What is the logic??? Cannot wait to finally move the hell outta the Valley!!