Holy shit, September’s done already???

I’m kinda tired of minding my business on these apps. Ima start wacking yall. 🤭😂

A WOMAN

Can I show yall something? 🥴😅

Mannnn. My 🍆 woke up in diamond form this morning. 😅

I just started #Physical100 on Netflix and holy shit I’m obsessed. Like do I need to go back to the gym rn? Haha.

Nothing a Whataburger can’t fix.

I got my Van Cleef bracelet resized and I’m so happy I did 😍

If I drop a nude, then what???

Anyone else randomly go through a “eww, eggs” period? Haha. I finally just got over mine again and it’s eggs for breakfast!

Happy Friday 😏😉

Currently. 🥴🫠

Yall up?

Happy Friday 😏😉

I reallllllly love the vibe of Doja’s new album. 😍

Private accounts when @bsky.app ??????

Everything bagels with cream cheese >>>

Listen to me, the dubbed VA of Sukuna had something to PROVE! 🔥🤌🏽

Let’s shower, babe.

Let’s shower, babe.

Sunday workout sessions >>>

Omfg I accidentally left my candle burning all night yesterday. 😱 Thank God nothing bad happened! 😭

Xiaolin Showdown really was that girl

Why can’t my abs look like this all the time? 😅

Bitches got some nerve then be NERVOUS! #AmITheDrama

Happy Friday 🤌🏽

A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive “Did you even watch Andor?” (via westernwilder | TW)

TALK YOUR MFN SHIT CARDI!

Nothingggg pisses me off more than playing competitive and shit gets laggy as fuck. I’ll literally just turn the game off. 😒

I’ll always love you, Los Angeles. 🌴🫶🏽

It’s always a real estate agent + hair stylist combo couple. 🤭

As simple as putting on a hat and a smile. 🤠

The way my body is sitting >>>

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna skip the new iPhone this year, but I’m looking forward to a new Apple Watch. 👀

Let me drop my dogs off at daycare. I need a BREAK. 😮‍💨

I’ll never stop asking: MEDIA IN THE DMs!

ALCARAZZZZZZZ!

I can’t wait to get over being sick so I can get in the gym again 🫠🥴

I’m still not over how insane by body was from last weekend. 😍😏

So I’m watching The Gilded Age for the first time and boyyyyy what a first episode! 😱

I think for the amount of time we (as a whole) spend on social media, there has to be more topics other than sex that gets engagement. 🥴

I hate when that random piece of earwax falls out of your ear and you have that mini panic attack 😂🫠

If my dogs need to throw up, it’s never on the hard wood floors… it’s always on my FAWKING rugs 😒😒😒

Was this “serious boyfriend” Fitzgerald Grant? 😒👀

Maybe it’s cos I’m sick, but I’m watching the first episode of #Wednesday and I’m genuinely confused on whats happening.

Not an ounce of labor was conducted this weekend. 🥳

Second Amendment for me but not for thee.

G’morning babies. 😏

Gossiping on a life that you couldn’t survive 10 minutes in is wild to me.

I’m watching Agatha All Along again and I’m like when Rio blew her door down, why didn’t she make a quick stop to Lowe’s to replace it rq? 😂