i will offend you if you’re easily offended.

Even still, to this day, I be surprised by who finds me attractive

I’m a flirt but there are very few people who have actual access to me!

traded in the speedo for dad shorts.

immediately.

Lesbians be like:

dig in. dig out.

when in doubt, gossip girl it out.

this man has really sat here and separated every item of his meal based on the quality of its importance and economic status. my gawd 🥴

tell me how you want me. tidal.com/track/335009...

i’ve been in a bad mood ever since i realized that i bought the wrong bottle of lube.

never in my wildest dreams would i have thought i’d be entertaining a _____ boy. God, send the flood.

when the girls start moving funny, i move out the way.

one of my favorite pastimes is flirting with men.

beyoncé was right about pretty hurting. bleaching day takes me through it but on the other side of it lies one bad ass nigga.

the bald and the beautiful. 😍

at this point, just bury me in a tux.

Happy Pride! #EjjiStudios

mood.

whatever time i have left, i want to fill it with nothing but cocktails and chaos.

i’m developing a certain amount of disdain for women in gay bars.

it’s hard to have a good heart in a world filled with goofies, vultures, and fucked up individuals.

Instagram just be doing anything. What is an “instant” and who approved of it?

You have to understand that I have no issue with texting for us to get to know each other, but you have to put in just as much effort as I do or I will let the conversation die. I know how to hold a conversation and to keep it entertaining, but I’m not doing all the legwork. Match me or miss me.

fill this vacancy.

crème of nature.

this show is amazing.

edible has entered my system. hopefully today’s heartbreak goes away.

Jesus leaving His tomb.

"...you busy or...🫦"

and we march on.

i love chests. pecs, breasts, whatever, idc idc. they got some weight? put em in my face. thank you.

catch me in the streets.

good morning, saints. this is for anyone who needs a laugh or a little motivation this morning.

so shamed.

my gawd. the way i need to take all of this stress out on someone right now. the next person that i have sex with won’t forget it.

Nobody has better sex than somebody who's "going through a lot right now"

pure alcoholism.

Chest day was great

What did y’all look like in college? there were so many versions of me.

oh wow. i just went to speak to someone on here and saw that he blocked me. my gawd 🥴

normally, i would be heartbroken by some shit like this, but i’m so numb to life’s shit that i can barely feel this blow to the heart.

happy birthday to this ignant fucker! enjoy your day, agg ass! 😘 @un-conquered.bsky.social

Left a little on my top lip to get me thru the work day.

Yea, it’s about that time. 😈

and today makes two years since my cousin took his life. so, i’m just a big ball of motherfucking fun today.