Also, the words are: POSITIVE/UNDETECTABLE or NEGATIVE. NOT “clean” or “unclean/dirty.” Thank you. 🤗

Bring back fun niggas

Happy Thanksgiving

The amount of people sending SOS emails right now is CRAZY!

I need to be cracked

Im never beating the bottom allegations

Mocktails should not be the same price as a cocktail.

Can my half of the Internet go down please?!?

🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City. He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.

The barbs are trying to justify MAGA Minaj and it’s not working.

Channeled all my anxiety into a great workout

MAGA Minaj is going out bad

I hope NYC doesn’t fuck this up tomorrow.

First stop: Rio 🇧🇷

This edible is beating my ass up

Been feeling very blah lately. Hopefully I can shake it this weekend.

Ahhhhhhhh

My ass too fat and my face too cute to be a lonely bitch 😭

My recovery time is 🫠

Black men are the most beautiful

I have to do my hair before I’m allowed to play in my pants

Can yall believe that WE are the new adults/parents? Lmaooooo It blows my mind everytime I think about it

I’m so happy it’s Friday!

Crazy 24 hours but happy to be on the other side

Peak adulting is intentionally making extra food to freeze for later.

I hate when IT is smart at the mouth.

Sittin home waitin for you…

Debating on #locktober

I’m ready to run out of this building.

I’ve always lived by the fact that social media only knows what I tell it. 😌

Happy Pride 🌈

a handful 🤲🏾

hump day submission:

🙃🥲🙃🥲

I love turning on the subtitles

135 months 🤭

Getting a flu shot and Covid booster on the same day is probably chaotic

Make that ass clap

I don’t think she’s crazy enough to talk about the Carter kids

I hope the rap girls chill today

Good morning my ass phat.

Trying to be consistent 💪🏾

I need to work on being a serious person. I presented on a call and said “any questions? Please say no or just email them”

The one night I fall asleep early

Sunday Funday

Show dick since the rapture is coming

Cardi had a point to prove

Making a roux is the longest process

This short week is whipping my ass