Happy Birthday to my fine ass self. Ah 37 let’s rock ✨🥳🥂🍾

Making peace with being the villain in someone’s story cause we’re grown and I don’t have time for the fuck shit>>>>>>>

Last day of 36 🫠

So….. we the orange bitch needs to really drop dead already

Bitch hol up. It’s really finna be March. 2026 do you have some place to be?!

My knees and liver work great 😌

RACISM IS TAUGHT RACISM IS LEARNED RACISM IS A CHOICE RACISM IS A LIFESTYLE RACISM IS INTENTIONAL

What you gonna do when he want you back? 🤣😂

He’s so contagious, he turns my pages….4

I try thongs and that string tries my life 🤣

Well

This snow just fucking melted 🥲

Normally not a fan of cute names for bills but there are exceptions to every rule

Now ENFORCE IT

A Baltimore legend in my book. Work sis!

Tell me again, that we‘ll be lovers n friendssssss

Featuring sultry standouts and heartbreak bops, plus some unreleased tracks, the British girl group doubles down on sisterhood and powerful vocals at the Desk. n.pr/46hSyZa

Don't access this site, for any reason. Signed, a former intel girlie

It’s also Pisces season. 37 be cute please 🤣

Saying I’m almost 40 is crazy outloud

I identify as an equal opportunity hoe

Humpty Dumpty #humpday

Y'all. I been in here screaming laughing for the last 15 mins! Rest well, Rev. Jackson ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾😂

*shakes bottle and takes a whiff*

Let people like what they Iike especially if it ain’t harming you.

So we’re anti poppers today? 😂🤣😂

I’m not clingy. Please remember you are a person outside a relationship 🙃

Always. Love yall 💘🤣

If being Bisexual/Queer was a choice, I would’ve unsubscribed from liking men ages ago. PLEASE! 😐

I forget adults and accountability is such a difficult thing

I get chased by 20 something’s who I tell no please just stop lol

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@rxd410.bsky.social ohhhhhb

The only competition is you vs you

Twenty eight years before Ilia Malinin dazzled at Milan Cortina, Surya Bonaly decided to go out on her own terms — and became the only person to land a backflip on one blade at the Olympic Games ⛸️ Read for free with this gift article from The Athletic’s archives: www.nytimes.com/athletic/313...

There are so many fucked up things with the current administration that it's hard to focus on one but this recent move is basically a death sentence for the planet. I've been involved with more boots on the ground actions over the years than I can count and this really bums me out.

Got damn you cancer. Rest in peace 🌹

Saks Global announces that it is closing eight Saks Fifth Avenue stores and one Neiman Marcus location.

The FDA rejects Moderna’s application for its mRNA-based flu vaccine. The move is the latest sign that the FDA, under Health Secretary RFK Jr., is slow-walking vaccine approvals and taking a harder line on shots that use RNA technology.

When I walk a bitch down it be sexy as fuck

Why would I repay them to this administration? I’m glad I filed for forbearance and it’s locked in until 2032 😮‍💨

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

Dinner Is Served 🍽️

STEALING OUR MONEY! tRumpstein ADDED $696 BILLION TO THE NATIONAL DEBT OVER THE PAST FOUR MONTHS ... Borrowing $94 billion in January alone!!! 100% of Gross Domestic Product! The HIGHEST PERCENTAGE THE NATIONAL DEBT HAS EVER MADE UP OF GDP WAS 106%, and that was immediately following World War II

Imma talk drink of water pussy like a shot of bourbon 🥃

“Being on the field is something totally different. I wanted to cry, but I was holding in the tears.” Some of the biggest stars to emerge from this year's Super Bowl halftime show were the bushes out on the field, becoming a meme after the internet found out they were human performers.

So I hear that *checks notes*... ❌ Trump, who said he wasn't going to watch the ½-T show, actually did watch (just so he could complain). ✅ Benito Bowl was a success and he was the Baddest of Bunnies. ❌ AI ads dominated the ad space for the first half of the game. ✅ People didn't like that shit.

Also everything being in Spanish>>>>>>>>>

I feel Puerto Rickunn