TSA out here charging $45 to get thru the checkpoints without an “acceptable” ID?! Crazy!

My apartment is “Sleeping with the Enemy” clean. I love that. 😂

& my stupid ass had the nerve to take a edible. 😅🤣😂

The apt is spotless. All the grooming is done. Laundry is folded and put away. Uber is scheduled. Have I put a fucking thing in this suitcase? Of course not. I do this every time lol 🤦🏾‍♂️😆

My least favorite household task? Putting up a shower curtain! I’m too short for this shit. My arms hurt! 😩

no cheating. your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist The way she been dropping gems lately?! Schedule my appointment nowww!!

I’m soooo glad Kelly is back!!! #TheVoice

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Chase? Never. Attract? Always. What's meant to be is already on its way to you.

They jumped into that Destiny’s Child bag DEEP.

I cannot wait to see Lisa and Candiace at this reunion! 🤣

This headache won’t let tf up 😩

awww

I need some “why you fucking me like this??” 😩😭

I think people nowadays like the idea of you rather than getting to know the real you

Could go for a lil group work. Ngl.

Damn. She got her ass whipped, shit. 😮‍💨

DC: Second Nature TWOTW: Where’d You Go Survivor: Perfect Man DF: Is She The Reason

truffle that fry for me

i want some soles on my face rn. 🙂‍↕️🫦

I have a special love for my mutuals, who ain’t really my mutuals but we like each other’s shit like we are. 🤣

you should be here. 😌

Finally checking this one out. 🍿🍷

revisiting. i really hope there’s a second season. 🤞🏾 also, i miss manny montana on my tv screen. 😮‍💨

I want someone to take me on a date. Good food, good drinks and good conversation. I haven’t been courted in years. 🥲

she better be back next season. idc 😭

Another song from Death Becomes Her (Tiny Desk)! The preview of this song is what made me want to see the show.

It just got dark and windy as hell. Bring on the rain!! ⛈️

my intentions are pure, but my habits are cold…

I gotta stop entertaining men that I know are only interested in me sexually. 💯

I do. I do romance pretty damn well, actually. 😌

omg omg omg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q7L...

I’m supposed to start work in 2 minutes. I’ve made zero progress in getting outta this bed. 🫠

Good Morning! ☀️

Extra hugs to those of us who met him as Jason Dean! 🥺🥺

“whenever you feel that way, write.”

time to shower and wind down.

Marriage, I’m all for. Kids? Hell nah.

Checking in…y’all good? 👀 How’s the week treating you?

wine is poured. dinner is on the way. time to chill. 😌

Jill Scott’s long awaited NPR Tiny Desk concert will premiere Monday at noon EST:

there isn’t a deficit just yearning for someone who won’t allow me to forget.

Good looking out y’all! Tapping in now! 🎧

This is so cool!!! 🥹🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾 that’s my dawg!

i hate it here, i wanna go home! 😫