Malcolm Reynolds>Hans Solo. Fight me!

Chump promising to lower prices by removing the tariffs he enacted. Corporations saying, the fuck we are.

He only cried "Lock her up", because he wanted Bubba for himself.🤣

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Bahahahahaha! Now we know why it's called the Big Beautiful Bill!

Apparently I don't have empathy because I don't care that he fell and is in the hospital. Let me add, I also didn't have any when he had his stroke. Fake ass missing-link looking mofo.

Overheard at the deli. Trump is protecting the USA! He won't release the files because there's so many democrats on it, and a foreign government could blackmail. Dude! The trees want their oxygen back!

Trump went golfing & to a football game while the government was shutdown and millions lost food and pay. Now he's holding constant meetings to block further Epstein file releases. Can't believe Americans voted for a guy who laughs when they starve but goes serious-mode over pedophilia...twice.

Remember, tokens get spent. old.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopl...

Guess who just redecorated his kitchen! Guess who forgot to close the lid on the Sriracha bottle!

They can't even pretend to read the bible.

Newspaper Union in Pittsburgh just told Fetterman to get fucked. 👏 👏 👏 Glad to see some journalistic integrity.

I had to bust out a torch today. Neighbor now knows a 1mm difference is a lot when the bolt is stuck.

Snow flurries in Myrtle Beach. 😲 #MyrtleBeach

Will Maxwell fuck off to another country when she gets her pardon? Will she get a position in the regime?

If you're a democrat and you folded, I'm going to assume you're a pedophile or have brain damage. Fuck all of you with a 👇

Manius Aquillius, Marcus Licinius Crassus, (???).

When you fascists are done, you're next.

Well said.

At this point, we are going to have to burn it down and start over.

What's up with this self deportation program. You get a free flight out of the country and $1000. I'm a heinz 57 brown natural born citizen, can I choose where I get deported?

Who could have guessed that the person who rips off everybody, would rip you off. Jenny Craig is going to have to adopt all them leopards.

You better hope a genie doesn't pop out for me. I wish all billionaires had to live a year with just their lowest paid employees salary.

I'm going to take a page from Maga's playbook. If you don't trust Muslims because of 9/11, then I don't trust ANY christian because of the Oklahoma city federal building bombing! Am I doing this right?

Hey NYC! Are there lines and lines not Maga leaving yet? Are they loaded up like the Clampetts? Has Dershowitz blown his brains out kike he promised? Fuck no, maga don't keep their promises.

Same much winning. 😭

Erika fakes it for Charlie

U.S. corporations are the true welfare queens. How to enroll in gov programs for food, healthcare, and housing assistance is part of Walmart’s onboarding process. 14,500 Walmart workers are on food stamps—nearly $1M worth of taxpayer subsidies, per store. Raise minimum wage and corporate taxes!

If I'm out in public and you ask my brown ass if I'm a legal citizen, then don't clutch your pearls when I ask if you're a KKK/nazi member. I'm tired of these assholes saying, "I'm just asking a question". Well I'm asking if your family tree branches.

If the shutdown ends, I bet Chump will try to weasel out of back pay for gov workers.

Antifa women are now involved in covert operations against Trump's Nazi ICE Gestapo. 😂🤣👇

Can't win for losing. 🤣🤣🤣

JD trying to bee cool for Halloween. Dems social media manager said absofuckinglutley not.

Who did this?

Couch fucker and Erica Kirk sure looked like they enjoyed that hug. How does this play out. Does he push Erica away? Does he push Usha away? Does he deport Usha with or without the kids? Homie already said he thinks she's going to hell because she's not a chrisitian. I'd GTFO while I could.

If you're a minority and took your children to Chump's trick or treat, remember, tokens get spent.

So, soldiers have to rely on food stamps and wic to raise a family. Now they have to hunt for housing offpost because Pee Wee German is a scared little bitch and has to take housing away from soldiers on base.

Hardcore. #SlavaUkraini

Woke up to use the bathroom and checked on the world series. Bottom of the 16th? WTF? 2 am eastern here #WorldSeries

Bunch of bootlicking cowards! Won't identify and are there cause chumps feelings got hurt. 👏👏👏 www.reddit.com/r/Progressiv...

Michigan town Treasurer Meghyn Booth's husband is a nazi. He post videos with the usual racists crap and when he is found out, threatens everyone including his own family. Know the old saying, if you sit down at a table with 9 nazis, there are now 10 #Michigan #MapleValleyTownship

Chump Krasnov is a 💩tin stooge. Good article by DW news in Germany. Thank you for this, our media is all Chump propaganda now youtu.be/JmEtx-EmYtc?...

This is Myrtle Beach but it's people who moved here from another state, that bitch the most about tourists.

Reincarnation says we move onto a new body, human or animal. This👇 is what I want. I'm pretty sure O'malley was in a choir in his previous life. He sings very well at 6am when it's kibble time.

Democrats: We want healthcare for all. We want the working class to live better. Republicans: Did you notice my opponent is (insert slur here)?

O'Malley's face says he's starving. From the neck down, not so much. 🤣🤣

When you ask yourself, WTF does Chump have on Lindsey Graham?, remember young boys were trafficked to Chumpstein island also.