Jesus fucking Christ

i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti i mean is this where u draw the line

look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

there’s lots of good food

"Hello? Mom? What? No that's not what two way means. Yes I'm coming home for Christmas."

The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen

… pardon?

I’m getting to the point where my only reaction to headlines like this is “no they won’t”

The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.

Sabrina posting Steph in HER shoes. This goes so hard. 🔥🔥🔥

what's wrong with this guy

one of the national media's bigger fictions of the last decade is that this person is any sort of "moderate"

maybe i am going insane

I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.

"It honors our country." Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.

it's happening dot gif

Your average Hall of Fame voter is very similar to your average American voter in that they make completely illogical and arbitrary choices that will just make you depressed if you try to understand them.

[breathes in deeply] smell that, Timmy? That’s the smell of aggravation at an Omar Vizquel ballot and the rising incredulity thinking how someone could think Vizquel is a HOFer but not ARod

DOGE investigations and prosecutions are already overdue

🫶

Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.

The first thing Pete Carroll said at his press conference to the first question before breaking down the offensive struggles is hilarious in light of Chip Kelly getting fired

crying

Eagles getting dunked on by Temu Schottenheimer wearing a backwards visor how do you come back from this

Feels like the rare trade that makes absolutely nobody happy, I love those.

love you chicago

In 2015, Bill Belichick’s gf was a freshman in high school

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

I hate that I know this guy so well.

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Let's not forget New Mexico won a National Championship today

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶

Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

That's one word for it

Harvard capitulating again

"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

ACC after dark

this is Mike Norvell's 26th loss in ACC play Bobby Bowden had 27 over 18 seasons

If you’re wondering why MTG is waiting for January 5 to resign….it’s always about the money

They line up perfectly.

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

So many people are playing "trying to find the victim" here and the only acceptable answer is us. We are the victims here.

what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda

To recap: Trump said Zohran isn’t a jihadist and is going to do a good job, even as Zohran still maintained Trump is a fascist.

Well fancy that www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...

new euphemism for "fact" dropped, today's is "scientific orthodoxy"