what the hell is hatsune miku doing at belmont

the 3600sq ft single-family home in ravenswood that used to be a fire station is for sale now, in case any of you chicagoans out there want to live out your childhood dreams for a cool $1.9 million

been getting real into this thing i call Shitty Highballs recently where i go to my local 7/eleven & liquor store and get random combinations of liquor and pop to mix together and in this process i’ve ended up learning mountain dew was actually invented to be a mixer for bourbon

if this country’s government isn’t gonna invoke the 25th amendment when the president threatens to commit genocide on social media what the fuck are our politicians even any good for. REMOVE HIM NOW

happy april everyone!!!

some of the most unbelievable live images i’ve ever seen and they haven’t even left low earth orbit yet

LOOK AT THIS

legitimately the single most mind-blowing thing i’ve ever watched live

pleased to announce i won’t be leaving the midwest after all—just got a really great local job offer up in milwaukee. now i’ll only be 90 miles away from chicago instead of 720!

happy trans day of visibility… do you all fw trans women who are also a little bit masc

davis theater lineup is so good right now i’m tempted to take a whole day off to go over there and see everything back-to-back

74 degrees and sunny… trees are budding and water taxis are back in the river… we are so fucking back

i totally get why this would not be scalable whatsoever and take up too much time to be feasible but man it would be so cool if there was a service where you could pay a local fursuit maker to rent some of their equipment/space & basically be a tutor while you made your own suit

fursuit makers are some of the coolest people ever. like i posted a while back about wanting to make one someday despite having 0 idea what i’m doing, ended up getting an invitation to visit the studio of a professional maker, and learned so much there. what a great community

this is so fucking vile. imagine living for over 70 fucking years on this rock and letting this much hate fill your heart. choke and perish, Nazi scum

just when you thought flying out of laguardia today was bad enough!

second psa: apparently planes at laguardia are really backing up now, meaning that once you get past the 3+ hour long tsa line you’re treated to a 22-plane/30-minute long line to take off. what fun!

psa if you’re flying out of laguardia today: the tsa line is now so long it has spilled outside the airport. they are now having passengers queue out on the sidewalk

daily affirmations

times square is such a perfect accidental parody of u.s. culture if it was a fictional location in a movie people would call it too on-the-nose

!!!ALERT: THE CHONKY CENTRAL PARK RACCOONS ARE BACK!!!

finished my glass and was like “my lips smell like whiskey now… wanna have a taste?” and leaned across the table and kissed my friend and that’s probably the most rizz i’ve ever had in my life

need to make myself a fursona so i can get art of me leaning against a 7 train the same way furries commission art of themselves next to their cars

they’re calling me the most aura-filled trans woman in long island city

it’s the kind of day in nyc that restores your soul and fills your heart with whimsy

funniest place i’ve ever seen someone lose a balloon

the light of new york has once again entered my soul as i return to the magnificent borough of queens

good morning from queens

girl who is trying not to regret showing up at the airport at 4:45am

chicago, there’s still time to get out there and vote! make your voice heard!

the mid-afternoon commute

straight up saggin it. and by it, well, lets justr say. my aftra

SO I SAY WATCH OUT LONG ISLAND CITY HERE I COME

seasonal depression instantly cured

it’s a beautiful day out there, chicago

just watched lake michigan disappear before my very eyes in the span of about fifteen minutes

unironically one of my favorite kinds of chicago weather

this isn’t just like a youtube video thing btw. this is my undergrad thesis film and is gonna be screened at the gene siskel film center in downtown chicago. extremely excited (and a bit nervous!) to get something i made projected on the big screen

trying not to get too ahead of myself because it’s still in pre-production but my directorial debut short film is in the works right now and i’m very excited about it. no idea if it’s something my audience here would care much about, but i really hope some of you will watch it!!

update: sometime last night my discord server transcended past merely posting random numbers and began making tiddlywinks into an entire fucking religion. i’m watching a cult form before my very eyes

my discord server has a channel called "tiddlywinks" that technically is based on the real game of the same name but has evolved so far past what tiddlywinks actually is that it's completely incomprehensible to outsiders at this point

woke up this morning burning with rage. nuremberg trials 2 would not be enough at this point. fuck this genocidal fascist imperial regime and fuck anyone who isn’t immediately outraged at shit like innocent schoolchildren in iran and civilians across the middle east getting bombed

i would never post obvious bait

new bit idea: run for alderwoman and send out a bunch of election mail that only says stuff like “emily north has NEVER summoned a demonic entity,” “emily north will NEVER engage in anthropophagy,” “if elected i promise to breath air every single day,” etc

just watched paris, texas (1984) for the first time and i’m pretty sure if you tried to make a movie with colors like this in 2026 hollywood would just shoot you on the spot. the fact that they only had a budget of $1.5 million blows my mind

i love my chungus ass rapid transit system with street crossings. it’s so funny

this is the mindset of the people being given tens of millions to develop the useless ai tools that pervade silicon valley and quite frankly i think we should all be existentially horrified by it

a friend of mine recently turned me on to this incredible article about the bleak state of the ai tech world and the robin hood-esque escapades of one guy on twitter and now i must share it with all of you because it’s the best reporting i’ve read in a while harpers.org/archive/2026...

added a blacklight to the space under my loft bed and now it looks like when a video game has an important intractable object

i’m gonna throw out a hot take here and say i don’t think the bears indiana stadium is gonna actually happen