FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

I'm a big believer in freedom, which is why it sounds perfectly reasonable that the government should have on-demand access to genetic samples from any person suspected of pissing or shitting where we say they can't piss or shit. You know. Small government stuff 🫠🫡😵‍💫🙃 www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

People sometimes ask me when Silicon Valley really turned bad. I always say: although it's a continuum, there was a distinct change in 2008-2009, when the Wall Street bros saw their scam collapse and moved west to start it up again.

Can you blame them? Their rent has tripled

Okay, I think I get it now. The FIFA World Cup is kind of like the NBA Cup of soccer. Neat.

This is a really useful whitepaper about how LLMs are transitioning to reasoning capabilities. I use it -daily-. To transfer peanut shells into my trash can.

Pixar Screenwriters: In our movie we invented the Lilypad as a cautionary tale Disney Company: At long last, we have created the Lilypad from upcoming Pixar movie Don’t Play with the Lilypad

i feel like its bad that one of the largest video game streamers in the world gets the proud endorsement of the wealthiest man alive when explicitly calling for sending his political opponents to concentration camps and executing them in the street but that's just me

I don't wanna hear "things take time" from people standing around deliberately not doing the work.

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

How long it takes and how hard it is to undo the damage will depend in large part on the political will of the people elected to do it. If you get hand-wringing caveat peddlers who want to deliberate for years before acting it'll never happen. Plan has to be ready on day one

Imagine the horror of taking a bunch of cis children and forcing them to medically transition into the opposite gender. Well this is the same thing, and it will kill some of these kids. The people who made this evil decision know that perfectly well.

This loser having to play in a big gay town like SF is perfect. If he was such a big huge queer-hating god fan, he’d demand a trade, but no, he’d rather use scripture for evil just like Jesus said the devil would do. I hope the 🌈 makes you cry harder every day you little pissbaby

We all know there's a large number of chud owners and players in baseball, and maybe I was naive in assuming that if you're going to be a part of a team in SAN FRANCISCO you'd have some sense of self awareness. But no the Giants are not immune to being fucking idiots either

these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them

But for real, if someone refused to wear this hat/shoes/socks when they did a military appreciation game? Or if someone wrote a reference on their hat to the 150+ schoolgirls we vaporized at Shajarah Tayyebeh Elementary School? Woooo-boy. We'd never hear the end of it.

fuck the giants

My son is gay and I was stoked to show him the @sfgiants.com playing in pride hats but a bunch of dumbass redneck fuckheads on the team had to ruin it because they have fear in their hearts and dogshit for brains

how much fiberoptic cable do i need to eat to ensure i'm getting enough fiber

I am being very serious when I say that I feel this is the most accurate representation of Mexican people. They just want to party. Ideally with you.

*chanting* woke 2 woke 2 woke 2woke2woke2

NEW: "It's literally the gulag." A Meta engineer describes their job in the new 6,500-person "Applied AI" unit, where highly-paid Silicon Valley talent are now "draftees" forced to write puzzle problems to feed the beast. WIRED's inside the morale collapse:

Who found who 🥹

Okay but what if there was PIZZA at the post-layoff hackathon?! Surely that will make it worth your time. SURELY. Plus this’ll be a fun memory ahead of the post-hackathon layoff.

New from me: The cops who AI-enhance blurry photos to try to catch suspects are actually just tampering with evidence, lying to the public and raising the risk of wrongful arrests

every single time it's "This genius is rewriting the aging playbook. You're gonna look 30 and move like you're 20" and the guy looks like an old toaster strudel

things that currently exist that i am enjoying because they exist and are real and real companies are producing these things - data centers in space - full self driving - robotaxis - computer chips in your brains - mars colonies - moon catapults - fully autonomous robots (billions of them)

Make hating Nazis normal again.

JFC. So in order to attempt to bully the appellate court into granting a stay, Trump's stooge board is now threatening to zero out the Kennedy Center's funding if the name changes.

So many of these politicians just care about absolutely nothing. It's all a game to them.

I genuinely hate this buddy-buddy shit.

Hey fun, it’s dress-up day! Time to relax and have a laugh with your fascist buddies.

The trillionaire mark is just a milestone. Musk already had enough money to personally buy a whole company or single-handedly influence a presidential election. But we should consider what it means that one man has amassed so much wealth and power — and the speed at which he is doing so.

I've reported on Musk for around 8 years. I've co-authored a book on him. I don't think folks understand the rate of his wealth accumulation. Shortly after he helped elect Donald Trump in Nov 2024, his net worth was around $350 billion. That net worth has nearly tripled in less than two years.

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Oh cool did the guy who helped kill millions by dismantling USAID out of pure uncut racism add another zero to his net worth this morning, that's neat

"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"

Elon Musk, on the verge of becoming the world’s first trillionaire, is whipping up anti-immigration tensions amid ongoing riots in Northern Ireland. Musk called to prosecute politicians for allowing ‘dangerous third world savages’ into the UK.

stock futures surge as donald trump announces total societal collapse

We are such a shithole nation

“If he would do that to me, he would do that to anybody” cornyn had a front row seat to trump treating other people exactly the same way for years and only now has come to this startling realization if u were wondering how fuckin self deluded these guys are

sure, give them more money, maybe they'll just be able to get rid of each other

When a politician walks back a promise in an attempt to appease the right, constituents can count on two things: 1. More concessions are coming. 2. Any pushback is met with a deluge of people explaining how no one should have expected them to do something as unrealistic as exactly what they said.

It just doesn’t seem sustainable for everything to be impossibly stupid and incredibly evil at the same time. At the very least, we have to pick one or the other.

You're absolutely right— so sorry about that. I told you that the Strait of Hormuz was open to transit, but those images of burning supertankers are the proof point. I was wrong, and I only hope I can re-earn your trust. Should I check again to see if the Strait of Hormuz is open now?

Everyone loves Pokemon Go! The fun game where you find Pokemon in the wild! *10 years later* We regret to inform you that the data you generated by playing Pokemon Go is being used to vaporize schoolchildren.

Then perish.