you know this is a strange line to draw but sure ill take it

Another reason to avoid cybertrucks.

What a great headline

ask your doctor about pfizer's effexor (venlafaxine hydrochloride) for treatment of hate boner erectile dysfunction. side effects may include being wrong about the history of amphetamine production and usage

Saturn Devouring His Landlord

Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.

It's not just bad on their part it's active sabotage by cowardly two faced hucksters putting lining their own pockets with special interest money over making any actual effort to win or to have a politics that actually improves anyone's lives stick your own head in a toilet and flush dipshit

Man remember when that "Deciding To Win" manifesto came out a month or two back that people like the Pod Save America hosts and David Axelrod and James Carville signed off on that said M4A was an unpopular nonstarter that should be jettisoned? none of those people should work again

happy kissinger death day (observed), i’m having pie for breakfast. actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too. either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

Death Cube for Cutie

"What if I told you there was a simple, safe, & effective treatment to vastly reduce the risk of suicidal ideation among one of the most vulnerable group of children & teens? You'd be pretty stoked, I would think."

A queue on Lego.com to order the enterprise??? If the scalpers that this from me I shall put a curse on their dishonorable houses

This whole thing is racist, but take particular note of the threat of denaturalization. That's stripping people of their citizenship, and that's the road to mass murder and atrocity.

Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan

hi that's racist

Okay but the nachos earlier were delicious and Q took this picture of how happy I was while eating them

how is babby formed

Speaking of shitty relatives, my asshole brother messaged me yesterday for the first time since my dad died of Covid, when he stole what little money my dad had left while he was in the hospital and then blamed my mother and sister for my dad’s death despite his family being unvaccinated.

Instead of putting up with shitty relatives, may I recommend the MST3K Turkey Day stream? www.youtube.com/live/vZJ7_QI...

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Members of my family did the “no pronouns” shit with me for years and years after I came out. It’s so completely othering.

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Evergreen

The conservative movement is part corporate counterrevolution and part hate movement.

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my family was poor AF and I still took music classes at school. I don't know, maybe use all that AI Slop billions to fund arts education.

DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

“acknowledged the human toll, but…”, a capitalism classic

For comparison, "Sex With Hitler 2" is still a game you can buy on Steam. Valve's okay with that one.

responding to legal threats over a skyrim mod by backporting it to morrowwind? amazing

There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening. I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again." HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡

Love him or hate him, you can't deny the raw sex appeal of RFK Jr

I can see the apple, but it’s on a table at my mom’s house and my family is reminding me that they don’t love me even my dead dad is there and he says I’m a disappointment and i could’ve saved him and that he hates that I only own foreign vehicles and they don’t want me to be there for the meal

In case you weren't aware, prior to the ACA, it was functionally impossible to get health insurance as a trans person. I mean flat out. They considered being transgender a "pre-existing condition" and would simply not issue individual insurance. So either you had employer-issued insurance, or nada.

This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.

It is flatly insane that the American economy rests upon the shared delusion that people are reading and agreeing to obvious contracts of adhesion!!!!

2026 gonna be a big year for me trying to finally write “terms of service agreements should be illegal”

I saw this movie in a cat cafe and it was really entertaining

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

When I was in middle school some boys in the locker room said if you laid on one arm until it was numb and then touched yourself with it, it was like being touched by someone else. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

The word 'Orwellian' is overused, but calling countries with active human rights protections 'human rights violators' is pure doublespeak.

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

darkly funny to me that the Hitler Youth adjacent org where I would get called a faggot once a month at minimum is too woke for Pete Hegseth

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