Day 3 of Paul photoshopping fictitious spacecraft into Artemis II images

*jorts go out of style* Person who wanted to call them sheans instead: I told you nobody would get it!

Some big personal news: I’ve joined the Design Team at Apple. So excited to work with the very best team in the world on my favorite products. ✌️

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Them: Christmas is on Dec. 25, not the 24th Latinos:

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

🚨📸 Sunset Neighbors — we need your help! Our new District 4 Supervisor Alan Wong wants to hear from you about what Sunset Dunes means to you. While it’s become a beloved community space in the Sunset (on top of being one of SF’s most popular parks), opponents currently have his ear.

They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:

New zoning in San Francisco will allow denser housing to be built in western and northern neighborhoods.

franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance

We first note that hand-wringing about the decline in US college enrollments has mistakenly linked such declines to the price of four-year colleges. But the decline is entirely driven by two-year community colleges (and by for-profit colleges). The four-year sector is the dog that didn't bark.

Be Shart:

Tell me what you're thankful for ASAP! 😘

florence pew: thread

Oh neat. The YIMBYs in my district recalled our old supervisor because he supported closing The Great Highway to cars and now the person that was appointed to replace him has abruptly resigned leaving us with no representation on the board of supervisors. Cool! missionlocal.org/2025/11/new-...

My feed right now

"Great job, Dem voters! Now, go fuck yourselves."

The “Home Goods” White House: @governor.ca.gov

I truly never thought I’d see the day when Marin County voters went pro-housing; but they appear to have opted to upzone parts of Sausalito(!) and rejected the housing-centric recall effort against the mayor of Fairfax.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

cheney dead. dems running the table. this video. it's morning in america. hoes mad, indeed

So are they going to write me a check for all the tariffs I had to pay now that they're overturned? Oh, they aren't? And the prices aren't going down either? So he still won.

—NY Dems flip Onondaga County & Dutchess County legislature, first in decades —Dem mayors in Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Cincy... —Seattle GOP city attorney trails big —MN Dems defend state Senate —Dems flip legislative seats in MS —Dems defend swing legislative seats in NY, WA

—Coloradoans fund free school meals —JD's half-brother loses —PA Dems flip Erie County exec, Bucks DA + sheriff —PA Dems oust all GOPers from Bucks school boards once ground 0 of conservative takeover —Charlotte approves transit tax —Dems flip CT towns like New Britain. (And that's not all!)

What we know, 12:10am [Now in 2 parts] —Prop 50 wins —VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG —Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House —Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly —Dems win NJ+VA trifectas —Mamdani wins —PA Dems win supreme court —ME vote-restricting measure loses —GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices —Krasner & Bragg win

incredible reaction to zohran winning

the sort of headline we're seeing all over: www.syracuse.com/politics/cny...

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are and use that as motivation to keep going we are going to win

Texas Republicans rn

OC has gone woke, I repeat, OC has gone woke

please rapture this lady in front of me writing a check for groceries

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

Damnit @jcsalterego.bsky.social

“Are you ready to apologize to your sister yet?”

Little known fact: you never actually have to change the batteries in a tv remote, all you have to do is kind of spin them in their place a couple times and bam good to go

FREEZE FRAME Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions

Sorry I started beatboxing when you were telling me about your latest “break-up” with he who is known as Lance Romance.

Judge: The president is of course limited to his authority. That's the difference between a constitutional govt and King George! It's not that the president says something and it becomes it. Otherwise they become something other than a constitutional officer.

CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel

How politics and PR took took over the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative

Star Trek TNG, S4E26: Picard tries to prevent a Klingon civil war while Worf plots to make it worse. Gowron rewards Worf's loyalty slicing him with a knife. Worf quits his job 9/10 because of the way stardates work, this is technically a New Years Eve special