I've been a little busy this morning but is the president going completely insane

been nice playing GW2 and having people in the zones no matter the level and people actually talking lol

Podcasting 101

You'll drive a car and shoot guns in a way that emulates a bunch of movies the devs watched and if you try and deviate from those scripts at all you'll get a game over

Payday: The Heist was the first extraction looter

Just put the whole menu on one sign on the wall behind you, I am begging. Not spread across multiple images on intermittently changing screens. Not switching to an image-only ad every five seconds. Just the list of things you sell, in full.

Cooking up something cool #gamedev

I donated to Wikipedia for the first time in my life because it feels more important now than ever to keep it alive

I love my life!!! being a #gamedev is my personal childhood dream come true. kid me would be THRILLED to meet old me! hey little buddy. guess what. you get to live the dream. it literally happens

Okay so I went back to threads last month and in that time I've had multiple posts go viral with hundreds of comments and thousands of likes so I'm thinking that actually Bluesky just doesn't have a funny bone (or that many active users) But, the people here are better (when they actually talk)

Accidentally oversteeped my peppermint tea by about 30 minutes

It's so bizarre that the breaking news today is yet more proof that Trump did exactly what everyone already knows he did

i've watched a bunch of those "how i escaped the right" videos that young men post on youtube and a big commonality that I've noticed is that the stories usually don't involve someone directly debating the person and changing their mind, as much as them watching a video they thought was interesting

If you bought a 50 year house when you're 20, you'd be 70 when you finally pay it off. America has an average lifespan of 73 years

“Once you’ve hit 400 hours there’s nothing to do! It feels so bad to play!” Yeah bro, you’re done with the game. You’ve finished. That’s what finished is.

No one hates your game more than the player who has 500 hours in it

Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”. We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want. Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

When I was a bartender, a client went home after drinking and killed his dad with a shovel A few days later, I have private detectives in my bar flipping their badges and asking me questions about what color beer is. I got to be the bartender you see on CSI who cleans glasses while talking to PIs

If you're a politician and you're scared of losing the midterms and facing the repercussions of your actions, consider following the lead of other politicians and passing away to escape the lifelong blood debt you've made instead

Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution

So are they going to write me a check for all the tariffs I had to pay now that they're overturned? Oh, they aren't? And the prices aren't going down either? So he still won.

I released my sixth steam game, second game in 3 months, and I think I'm suffering burnout. I cannot get my brain to go back into "work mode" no matter what I do. I tried to start working on the first update but my executive functions just won't function. I guess I'm taking the week off.

There is a reason the good guys are always the blue team in media

Seeing a 33 year old becoming major gives me so much hope that soon all the elderly will be removed from places of power and we can unfuck the world

I started paying YouTube to show my videos to people and for $5/day, my videos are getting 55% more views than normal. You can see in the metrics where the daily allowance has reset. Social media is so overloaded with content that paying to have your content elevated is the way to get known now.

It's really convenient that Unity found a critical engine problem in all the versions that they gave legacy contracts to after the big backlash last year.

We all have our Vices Grammar Grind on Steam Nov 3rd: store.steampowered.com/app/4055870/...

Bluesky users, on the whole, are a lot less happy than any other social media

This bitch had her husband killed to try to incite a civil war and so she could fuck JD Vance

A long time friend found out that I am nonbinary and immediately vowed to try to be more aware of how they talk about me and that's all it takes man. You don't have to be perfect, just do your best. I told them that they won't hurt me by using the pronouns they've been using for me for 15+ years

I sent Grammar Grind out to 4 playtesters. One identified a core design issue, thought it was a bug, but didn't report it. Then a second tester approached with a question about the same element. I mentioned this to the third, and they felt the same way but hadn't reported it. This is why you test!

Mr president a steam developer payment notification has just hit the email inbox

They say that the Sidewalk Ends where the green grass grows, And we must jump off it with our own two toes. But now there’s a place where it keeps rolling on, Making more and more poems 'til the break of dawn. 1/4

What drives me the most crazy about this Aunt thing is that white people absolutely do this too. I called my friends moms sister "Auntie Carol" because that was the role she played in my life. She has no blood relationship to me. White people absolutely know what "Aunt" means. Fake outrage

I can't wait to see these household robots falling down stairs in meme compilations

It's so annoying experiencing the universe as a linear series of events that permanently and forever become lost as we move forward through time

I've been way less active here lately but I can't leave for real because there ARE SO MANY game devs here. More than any other social media

Obvious to say this, but the actual function of the smear job isn't to make us ask about his aunt, it's to show us the words "hijab" and "9/11" in a headline with his photo.

62 Plays Gang

First match of BF6 Battle Royale: Parachute and land Walk into a building and get instantly killed by a guy who has a full kit already, camping in the corner Respawn See no other players for ten minutes Get instakilled by two guys who were camping Yeah, this mode sucks dude. Back to the real game

Battle Royale modes fucking suck and I am so tired of every game shoehorning them into the game.

Slug Season

Weird that no one here is talking about GameStop using Master Chief as the new face of ICE.

I went back to Threads because of the leadership and moderation here

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Nixon's reanimated head in a jar actually seems like a really reasonable candidate for president now

All multiplayer shooters game modes are either Deathmatch, CTF, or King of the Hill, when you think about it

The president says his brain is totally normal and fine and also he would love to be ruler forever