I miss him 😭😭😭😭

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

White House staff should just make and show him an AI-generated video where he wins, fly him to Duluth and tell him it’s Oslo, and dare the New York Times to say anything more than “Experts disagree about whether Mr Trump was awarded the Nobel Prize”.

omg Carbon Leaf is it 2001 @eitmonline.bsky.social

“And I say hey!” faceass

It’s homecoming mum time in Texas!

Who knew that me getting sexually harassed by the pedophile head of Wounded Warrior Battalion in 2012 (which created a chain of events that ended K’s Marine Corps career) would turn out to be a blessing 12 years later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s weird that brett favre is allowed to appear in public

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

I don’t think I understand targeting.

Well don't I feel stupid

This is the face of an UNREPENTANT criminal who, in the space of one hour, scammed THREE adult humans for 3.5 breakfasts.

Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.

This is a governor? What a fucking clown.

welcome back to Kash & Bongino in the Morning (fart noise) (gong) (lady screaming YES YESS) (elephant trumpeting) (robot voice “KashBong Nation”)

Anyway, here’s a Magnolia Warbler

This explains it better than I can

"comedy is dead in america" should've referred to stuff like how we're not allowed to laugh when a nazi is shot specifically after saying gun violence isn't a problem, not about whenever slurs become slightly less profitable for a brief period.

Some Fucking Nazi: *dies* People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

critical support to the teens of dc, who i keep seeing filming tiktok dances in front of guardsmen until they abandon whatever post they are at

Me, last night. 🤦🏽‍♀️

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

cuomo intimidating mamdani:

Is Maria Taylor wearing shorts?

Boy child asked for a cat tower for his birthday tomorrow. Both cats were happier with the box it came in. #caturday

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

hell? yea, brother

Not Malcolm-Jamal Warner omg

These guys have been throwing random people into gulags without a second thought but they've suddenly rediscovered the concept of presumption of innocence

Lucy Bronze is a GODDESS

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

pam bondi as porta potties: thread

In 2016, Ken Paxton had the audacity to sit at my table and break bread with my family knowing full well that my son is trans, then SIX YEARS LATER wrote an opinion stating that families like mine shouldn't exist. Within days, a CPS investigator was in our home threatening to remove our children.🧵

GOP NATIONAL CONVENTION, 2022 JDV - “…I’m gonna fuck that couch. Imma, look, like, the slippery leather, you can’t, like, it’s asking for it right? Imgonna do it” <Ken Paxton, eyeballing a Furby> “…hold my beer”

We’re not doing this. There were flash flood watches and warnings. It may have been during the night, but the weather service is doing heroic work under terrible staffing and funding conditions. Texas officials are shifting blame because they were asked directly why they didn’t order evacuation.

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

This. Is. PHENOMENAL.

Shock announcement: NC Senator Thom Tillis just announced he is retiring, less than 24 hours after he opposed starting debate on his party’s mega bill. His seat is up in 2026, and having it be an open seat sure changes the calculus and Democratic chances of flipping it.

"but what do you want Dems to do?" This is literally the baseline. This is minimum effort I'm looking for. More would be better

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

Generational change is coming: Since Zohran Mamdani won on Tuesday night, more than 1100 young people have reached out to @runforsomething.net to explore a run for local office -- one of our biggest spikes of the year yet.

I sincerely wish Cooper Flagg a great career. I just don’t think I care about the Mavs anymore until Nico and the Adelsons are gone. Depressing.

brad lander primary chuck schumer

I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

KD really is the best posting athlete of all time. We've been witnessing greatness for well over a decade. So many celebrities gave their socials to a staffer. Not KD. He still does this for the love of the game.

Achilles 😢