This is my absolute JAM right here

Add horrendous bird misidentification to the articles of impeachment

I can’t explain it, but the decision to make the salute emoji half-faced feels like one of the most consequential in graphic design history

Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.

Bout to get blasted

It’s a party! How many can you count? #binoblast (Purple Sandpiper)

Elegant doofus #binoblast (Common Eider)

Santa came through with 650 ft-lbs of nut-busting torque!

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Tis the season! 🎄

Authors: “Data available upon request.” The data:

I will physically fight anyone who does this

He’s gonna do a war, isn’t he?

Mick is and has always been a real 1 💪

Bae wake up Trump’s dropping a new bitcoin

CBC IN THE BOOKS! #binoblast

Lmao this dude is pointing precisely at the area where I’ll be doing my Christmas Bird Count tomorrow 💀

Oswego finna get WALLOPED LET’S GOOOOOOOO

Whomst amongst us could have possibly forseeth

My student Griffin said “that’s just a fluffy pear with a tail” 😝🍐 #binoblast (Pine Grosbeak)

Hot Finch Winter is officially on! 🔥 #binoblast (Pine Grosbeak)

Unfettered scumbaggery

Wow I can’t believe it but I just heard that I received the award for Best Bird Professor of the Year. This is a very prestigious award that has been given out for centuries. Very huge honor for me.

What are we doing here folks

Spoiler alert: there are no native birds or mammals left on the island 🙃

These text scammers just don’t get it

Incredible

“The math is brutal and the juxtaposition stark: millions for OpenAI while pink slips go out to longtime lecturers. The CSU isn’t investing in education—it’s outsourcing it, paying premium prices for a chatbot many students were already using for free.“ www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...

I escaped poverty because I am a scientist. And I am a scientist because of the National Science Foundation. A 🧵:

Just updated the lab website with some new photos. Check out all the fun bird shenanigans we got up to this year! danbaldassarre.weebly.com/photos.html

LFG ❄️

Stop what you’re doing and listen to Big Boi praise Kate Bush for a few minutes. Dudes a REAL 1 for sure. youtu.be/lWX07G3Q-xs?...

What

No joke I’d rather die

🚨 Talented dude alert! 🚨

Kick my seat again I break your fucking legs

Happy Thanksgiving

Picture this. It’s 1969. Jr. Walker just swung by the studio, laid down some tasty sax, stole your girl, and skedaddled. All in under three minutes.

Imagine voluntarily drinking Pepsi 😆

Real 1s no

There's a how-to paper on AIC model selection aimed at wildlife biologists/ecologists that I've seen before but can't come up with at the moment. I believe it's single-author... This ring any bells for anyone???

John Mayer is a tricky dude to figure out. I really don't like any of his music, but he absolutely shreds on guitar and his personal musical taste is damn near impeccable. His channel on SiriusXM is awesome, except for when he plays his own songs! Weird...

Must have been stressful to be a dude in 1963. You would have had to know the whereabouts of these fellas at all times to make sure you didn’t bring your girl into the same zip code.

All About Birds continues to have the greatest SEO in the history of the Internet

Snowbies on the pier today #binoblast (Snow Buntings)

I will legitimately fight whomever rated this generational #binoblast two stars. Fess up. Who did it??? macaulaylibrary.org/asset/617666...

🤯 Wild shit here. They put biologgers on greater noctule bats and found them pursuing, capturing, and eating birds in-flight. The recording of a European Robin getting blasted and snacked on is nuts. Sci Am story: www.scientificamerican.com/article/this... Paper: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

"Okay, But… Birds" 🐦🦆🐣 🦉🦜🦩 Listen/watch this science-meets-storytelling podcast about the weird, brilliant, & surprisingly dramatic lives of birds. Hosted by evolutionary biologist Scott Taylor. Premiers Dec 4th www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUV...