A northern rough-winged swallow impatiently inhales its parent's face in its search for food. I'm pretty sure the adult had no food at the time. #birds

The cheese monger calls - do you answer?

here's a good one

Day 16 of #Coverbirds! Today’s coverbird is the Dark-Eyed Junco and it’s featured on the cover of (totally fake) BORB magazine (1/3) #birds

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

Hate to say I told you so. That's why instead of saying it I'm just having a billboard about it built outside your window.

lmao

THEY'RE THRIVING

Friends, what if there was a job where you got to be annoying, extremely online, make terrible "art", and help save lives? No, it's not fiction. It's real.

I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.

Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.

Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.

A goth-themed ice cream parlor called The Creamatorium Thank you for following me on BlueSky

The WinRAR librarian 📚

This is the aesthetic of the future

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest

i really do think "glorch" is a good contender for a word for "a computer fucking up because some dipshit replaced something that was working fine with some machine learning bullshit"

rolling up to the tournament with this

Soon.

More importantly, it's almost Knife Ghost fanart season. bsky.app/profile/jord...

Haven’t seen any fucked up new chip flavors at the drug store in months. Recession indicator tbh

well that’s very specific

pretty cool. wonder if she makes other stuff

My inner monologue has been that long tense note that plays in all the disaster movie trailers for far too long and I'm getting pretty tired of it.

I would just like to go on record as saying: the fuck

Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.

I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.

Neighbor-Source Heat Pump xkcd.com/3099/

Marriage

Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️‍🌈🗝

New introductory phrase for work and social events just dropped

Apparently, "unsmellable" isn't a word? Strike one, nerds. How did you miss creating that one?

"jump your bones" meaning ❌❌❌❌to have sex with someon in an excited manner 🚫🚫⛔⛔🚫 ✅✔✅✅do a kickflip over your friend who is a skeleton 🟢🟢✔✅✅✅

I hope you love something beautiful and meaningless. For me, it's football. I don't care what it is for you, but I wish you a deep love for something that means nothing until you give it meaning through your attention.

I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶

Word of the day is ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted from too much work. I like to think that ‘foreswunk’ is to be exhausted before you even begin.

Doodle: Tawny Frogmouth #bird #art

Eight year old: Who is the pope? Me: Begins to explain… Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”

When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

Think we're going to get into social media quote graphics business. Everybody else just does this while we're cutting woodland creatures out of stock photos. Work smarter not harder.

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

Word of the day is one I may have mentioned (frequently): a ‘snaccident’ is the inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits.

Reno Championship Wrestling Episode Two: I Saw The Sign Worry runs rampant through the RCW locker room after the events of last week’s show as Samantha addresses the future of Reno Championship Wrestling. Adult Situations - Listener Discretion Advised podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

we’re working at midnight to manage what everyone else is dropping

Episode One: (Don't Fear) The Reaper After an incident during the main event of Reno Championship Wrestling's Friday Night Hour of Power, the company is shaken to its very core.  Adult Situations - Listener Discretion Advised podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

‘Whelmed’ really means ‘capsized’ - the over and under were added later for effect. But you can be consolate: consoled and comforted. And gruntled too.