C’mon dragon warrior

get lifted, idiot.

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

playing bomberman fantasy race. brother what are we doing here

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job

Daily bunny no.3232 is passing in the night

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

Apocalyptipups

Hot take: Pigeons are majestic. Who agrees with me??

Here it is, your moment of zen.

an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up

My favorite parts of x men are when gambit runs out of cards to throw and just tries random bullshit

Sooo..... Would you say I have tits now? Or am I still kinda boymoding it? 👀

i don't know who needs to hear this (yes i do) but being so exhausting and annoying that people don't want to bother speaking to you anymore does not equate to "winning" an argument

Who was gonna tell me that the Song Sung Blue movie was gonna rip my heart out? 😭 It was so good, but my god. I have never heard such a sad story. 🥺 💔

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

In our indie game, you WEAR your inventory 💅 #survivalhorror

Pokémon is Madden for Nintendo people.

Humans crave socialization. To that end, they also crave shared experiences. It's difficult if not outright impossible to connect with others if you share no experiences with them. So if a person knows they can never experience the same things as others, what option is left to them?

Suddenly a wild *Serenity Demo* appears! 🛸💨 Download now for MacOS and Windows. Linux will also be supported in the final game. store.steampowered.com/app/4309910/...

sleep deprived sona sketches #oc

everythings transgender game if u game and u trangender

Toy Story 3

my politics

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

I think all leaders should be around the average age of a country’s workforce

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Make Art (1/4)

“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

I hoped transitioning would fix or at least change my body shape. I always hated how my body doesn't look like ANYone else's. My legs are thin, but my thighs are muscular. My hips have a massive indent but ALSO a muffin top and a huge gut, yet my chest is wide and flat. At least I have boobs now. 🤷🏽‍♂️

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

I feel like Bad Bunny was trying to tell us something about his sexuality in that Halftime Show. I mean, he performed with Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin, Brandi Carlile sang America the Beautiful, and he even brought his boyfriend Pedro Pascal to hang out on stage! 😆