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it’s all i’ve got

I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic

Cow weapons

I've waited 3 years to make this post

enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love. #art #pokemon #missingno

I want more fat people in sexy shows and not for inclusivity and representation or whatever, I want it because fat people are extremely sexy.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

🐶Growing up too fast

yeah.......

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this

Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness

I guess I'm a girl now or whatever. Do my tits looks fat? 👀

I used to be so interesting when I was in the military, wearing a uniform and living overseas. But now that I'm back in the states, I'm just a boring regular person who plays video games all day. People want intrigue. They want art! My only talent is to write and that's fucking useless. So boring.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

I should really start posting more nudes. Maybe people will start paying attention to me again.

Kumail Nanjiani might have just ruined the Fallout show for me.💀 It just felt so weird seeing a man who clearly has had facial surgery to give himself a massive jawline that didn't use to be there in a post-apocalyptic setting. It's like seeing Sabrina Carpenter with modern makeup in a period piece.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

@pupdemyx.bsky.social enjoying their real Christmas gift even more. 😈

@pupdemyx.bsky.social enjoying their new sweater.

You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.

Finally...the good part of youtube

i'm so tired

My toxic trait is that I press like on people's mental spiral posts.

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

And of course it's not Christmas without the Christmas Cockie! 🍆🎄 The blue is supposed to be veins, but.... I guess it's just my boney boner now. 💀

One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters

when i eat too much tylenol

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons