I don't want to go to sleep so that I can get up for work tomorrow. I want to be suffocated by a big, beautiful ass. Life isn't fair.

So I'm weening myself off TikTok and have been trying to use Instagram a little more, but I just can't stand it. Every other post is an ad. I need to find a better way to occupy my brain when I'm feeling low energy.

flashing him my glowing rune of sexual interest to let him know

Any app that allows you to have a 'close friends' thing should allow you to set up multiple kinds of those groupings. I have things that are generally for my 'close friends' but then I also have things that are only really relevant to my gay friends, or my adhd friends.

wip

This cold weather has me, once again, envying the salamanders for their mucus. I wish I had a slimy shield that protected from the elements, kept me moist, hydrated, and allowed me to escape the grasp of predators.

God I'm so fucking horny rn

Can I stop being sick so that I can let someone touch me, please??? I had multiple romantic/sexual dreams last night but my brain decided to blue ball me in each of them so now I'm just:

The cold killed all the elephant ears in the backyard 😢 I loved those things

The nazis redistributed the stolen property of deported Jews to the German population. It was called Aryanization. This is no different. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...

ICE is assaulting and at war with americans. we are all their enemy. no other way to look at it at this point

the billionaire oligarchy is a threat to free markets, democracy, global stability, human rights, and world peace.

Y'know, the descent into fascism has been obvious and terrible this whole time, but somehow the thing that has shaken me most is seeing so many of my favorite tech youtubers 'getting political' by directly saying things like "Donald Trump is destroying the foundations of this country and our lives."

I have been sick all week, but tonight in my dreams I will venture to the lair of the demon that is haunting me and I will purge it from my flesh. And then I will clean the whole house so that I can feel human again.

I've switched to 24 hour time on all my personal devices, but it's created a situation in which someone will ask me the time, and I will sometimes answer too quickly before converting and give them the 24 hr time by accident. "What time was the party?" "They said it started at 19:30" "...what?"

Florida has a lot of amazing wildlife, but I really love getting to see sandhill cranes. They're always just chilling with their mate and being cute.

My fever broke. We're so back

Waiting in line at the clinic so I'm just rotating the cow in my mind.

I've never played one of those strip games before but it's always sounded so fun

The only thing that will restore my faith in the government at this point is the full persecution of those who enabled this slide into fascism. Every ICE officer, every executive/politician that facilitated it, etc. We can never heal as a country if we don't cut the rotting flesh out of our wound.

The TikTok transfer is complete and the app sucks now :c Sad to say goodbye because there were a lot of neat creators on there, but I cannot abide the propaganda slop machine.

Sore throat NOOOO!!!

“You’re just fishing for compliments” Yeah it’s called a praise kink. Look it up.

Too many of those dreams were horny though, so now I have this thing begging for attention

Dream machine going crazy tonight. I've had like 6 dreams already and they've all been kind of emotional.

I can hardly walk 😅 might have danced too hard

I've never been more grateful to be gay than in this moment.

I'm doing something new tonight and I'm excited but also terrified 🥴

They'll execute people over nothing. The next armed person they try to kill isn't going to take chances by letting them get close enough to disarm them.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

JFC I just saw the news. They're really telling the public to "remain peaceful" when they have armed thugs running rampant in their city murdering random people???

Kickball was a lot of fun today. Weather was great and it was a close game.

That "Omg you people can't do anything" tweet in reference to ADHD makes some people feel motivated out of spite, but if anyone said that to me in real life about some actually consequential stuff I'd lose my shit. Feels like people have gotten too comfortable calling us "lazy" again as a joke.

I wish I could be invisible so I could observe social situations from afar rather than having to jump into them unprepared

Deadlock has a new batch of characters and I wanna play them allllll especially the werewolf lady and the unicorn lady

I want this shower to be so hot and thorough that I am unrecognizable on the other side of it.

Alex getting V-trigger and One Winged Angel is just further proof that Kenny should've been cast in the SF movie. Look at his influence.

The man in the mirror has been looking more and more unfamiliar lately.

She’s being forced to wear an ankle monitor because of the crime of being non-white.

I'm very heartened by the news that industries are realizing AI isn't actually delivering on any of the promises

One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full. The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.

The modern American conservative mind would rather commit family annihilation than be scared. EVERY queer person knows that you have to protect yourself from the conservatives in your life, or else. America is learning this the hard way. If we don’t act, America will go down w/ the conservatives.

Minnesotan’s are showing up in their neighborhoods armed with weapons protected by the 2nd amendment and the Right is absolutely losing their shit.

Fragile little thing

Yeah, I'm just gonna go home. Someone left a mean note on my car. Idk what I even did that made them beep at me but I made sure to not park near them because they seemed to be following me afterwards. But I guess they were so mad that they sought out my car afterwards anyway just to call me names.

It's not looking good, gang... Been to two places so far and didn't find anything good. Also, something about shopping for clothing makes me anxious apparently, and I'm not sure what that's about.

Shopping for clothes online is tough because, although there are more options, there's no guarantee that the clothes that look great on their hot models will look good on me too, so there's a bit of faith required.

My sole mission today is to buy some shorts that help me beat the "assigned Ally at the Queer kickball game" allegations. But I don't really know how/where to shop for clothes, so wish me luck.