I'm feeling good again so here's my #humpday contribution

I happened upon a video about sex party etiquette and now I really wanna go to a sex party

I have made peace with the fact that these screening assessments are completely unreasonable and inefficient at identifying qualified applicants, AND I still need to do well on them because they're not going away any time soon. But I will continue to moan and groan about it, as is my nature.

I think most of us feel too helpless to do anything, and it's unclear how to overcome that impression on a large enough scale to motivate a real response. But if we *could* breach that threshold, I imagine things would get done pretty darn quickly

Utterly surreal to be answering emails at my little job and studying for interviews for other little jobs meanwhile the demented pedophile president threatens the security of the entire species.

I have to do this programming screener thing for this job I'm applying to and the thought of having to solve programming problems in a strict time limit makes me want to throw up 😱 Like I know I can solve those problems, but I also have no idea what the nature of the problems will be.

Someone needs to put an end to him. He is a demon intent on dragging us all into hell.

What the actual fuck.

It's kinda sad when you seem to connect and be compatible with someone, but then it turns out that they're not really available for w/e reason. Dating requires meeting a lot of people I'm not compatible with, but that makes the near misses sting a little more than they would otherwise, I think.

Yes, the day of my interview is a perfect time for my skin to flare up 🤬

The abyss is beckoning today. I wonder what it has to say

Maybe the reason I feel like nothing looks good on me is just that I don't like being clothed period?

I am fixating on my wardrobe again, because I realized that I only have like 2 outfits that I actually enjoy wearing, and I'm starting to feel embarrassed about showing up in the same outfit every single time.

First movie that made me cry was Coco. Although I'm generally a big crybaby, I hardly ever cry during movies, but as soon as the first chord of the final song began, I just started bawling. It gets me teary eyed even thinking about it.

There's no need to be embarrassed. I like being looked at, and you like to look. I know a way to make us both happy!

ADHD paralysis feels like I've been hexed by an evil witch. "Oh boy! I have all these things I want to do and an entire day ahead of me in which to do them! Unfortunately, I want to do them all SO badly that I can't decide which one to do first... Wait how long have I been sitting here???"

What if I jerk off literally all day?

Post a perfect movie 🍿 Eartha Kitt you will ALWAYS be famous.

Vocal stim of the week has been the "MAN CURED!" part from Artpop's MANiCURE

Went out in public for the first time in two weeks and my brain is trying to convince me that I'm the floppiest flop to ever live and that I should never do it again 🙃

Computer, make these men super gay and horny and local and emotionally available and at least a little curious about forming intimate connections with hot sexy singles in their area.

Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with my weekend...?

Ok I read that "Bluesky is dying" thread and it was such a nothing-burger lmao.

Wish that I could go out this weekend but I'm still coughing up a lung 😓

In the mood to be edged to the limits of my consciousness.

Is it weird that I'd like to learn shibari not because I want to tie people up (although that would probably be fun) but because I just think the ties look really pretty and would want to do them on myself? 😂

Maybe my boredom is actually just my body's way of saying "We missed a week of sleep while we were sick, jackass. I don't want you doing ANYTHING until we've counted all those missing sheep."

I think my neighbor is doing a singing bowl sound bath thing and I can hear it from *inside* my house lmao. I thought something was wrong in the vents of the AC at first lmao.

If I ever get good/consistent at altering my clothes, every pocket that I actually intend to use is going to get a zipper. At least anything that I go out dancing in.

I am overwhelmed by a sense of sheer boredom, and my brain is immediately rejecting anything I suggest 😭 I need enrichment in my enclosure.

I wish Scruff's moments feature had an easy way to exclude people who have "Never" or "Not at first" selected for their NSFW interactions. I know I don't *have* to use that feature for nudes, but sometimes I do, and I'd hate to accidentally flash someone who wasn't open to seeing nsfw stuff.

My mom is so silly sometimes. She was like "Sorry, I didn't want to bother you because I know you're coughing but..." and it turns out a windows update broke her shit and she wasn't even able to open a browser. Like... Girl, that's debilitating in this day and age. Of course I will help you lmao.

Neurotypical advice for ADHD problems always tilts me, even if I know they're just trying to be helpful. Yes, I've already considered "just starting" on a task. IF I could do such a thing consistently and IF it worked when I managed to do it, then this wouldn't be much of a disorder, now would it?

Oh my god it's only 1 PM... I will not survive today... I require stimulation. I'd be pressing the button that shocks me rn if I could.

There were a bunch of things I was excited to do before this recent bout of illness and now that I'm *mostly* better, I am finding that I want to do those things, but that the energy isn't as accessible anymore 😭 Getting knocked off the wagon, even briefly, can make it so tough to get back on it.

I wish my throat felt normal again 😓 I cannot fill it with dick and cock in these conditions

Hmm... I think I'm getting better because I don't feel like I'm dying anymore, but something still feels very off. Like I almost feel nauseous, but maybe it's possible be so congested/cough so hard that it makes your stomach feel weird?

My stomach feels a little weird today, and I can't tell if it's because I ate something bad, or if it's because my appetite is back and I'm just hungry 😂

I can be trusted with illusion magic. Let me play upon the neural strings.

I had a dream where I was invited to a party and after a while everyone disappeared, and I realized they all just went to do coke and then this lady showed up.

"Do you want to see me naked, lover? Do you want to peek underneath the cover?"

"Lok'tar ogar!" says the little wow orc in my head as he is convincing me to get up and do the thing I said I was gonna do.

I wanted to post a selfie for my birthday, but I'm still coughing and feeling like trash, so I'm just gonna postpone it until I feel cute again 😅

I wish I was back at 100% already. I feel so bleh...

ok so... I don't think I'm supposed to cough blood...

He's scared of dying without having achieved anything of value in his life. He and his cronies keep inventing awards to soothe his death anxiety. But no amount of renaming or fake trophies will prevent the global celebration of his wretched soul's descent from this plane, and he knows that.

Fixed it

Thinking about Artpop. I love that album so much.

Libido is back!

I love all the video game samples PinkPantheress uses.