Feel like I’m Having a Stroke cause this is literally just the Plot of Dial a Bus from Still Game

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

THEY FIRED ALL THE ACTUAL COMPETENT DEEP STATE MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WOKE

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

“I was just following otters.”

The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.

sorry,

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

SAD Season is Rapidly approaching in Scotland, Sunlight is a commodity. It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.

trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

I have been trying for years for this. It may seem a shitpost, But my hype is immeasurable

Music. There is a wealth of absolutely beautiful and sometimes profound music online, you just need to look for it. Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online

Good morning Bluesky !

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

Online right-wing rhetoric began shifting last night from saying the left-wing must be destroyed because someone on the left supposedly killed Charlie Kirk to saying the left-wing must be destroyed because there were people on the left who celebrated his death. In case anyone was wondering.

Bomb threats all over on 9/11, not because of foreign bad actors but because the president is the inciter in chief.

if i was bluesky, i would simply not ban the 45k follower account “@trans.bsky.social” for being apathetic that a transphobic nazi died.

I will feel a sadness for his kids that he and his supporters wouldn't have felt for mine, because I'm a better man than he was. But I owe him and his ilk no more than the basic humanity I demand from myself. And neither do you.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

"school shooting industry"

Whoever is the War Thunder legal counsel probably owns multiple lambos by now

Crying as I type . . .

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

I’ve been critical of some of these chyron‘s but when they get it right, they get it right

Might be relevant to the interest of @gregdoucette.bsky.social & others. Seems one or multiple people are still whipped up into a frenzy over a sex pest voice actor man. @safety.bsky.app seems to believe my "Vic stans" block list, used to protect from harassment, is actually the REAL harassment.

Yankovic was all set to donate memoribilia—including his Hawaiian shirt from UHF—for a planned exhibit, but, "I’m putting that on hold." www.avclub.com/weird-al-smi...

This is on the government's official website. These are the same people who introduced the online safety act Somebody seriously needs to get sacked for how inept this is

I can't believe the latest Dandadan episode would expose the children to something as shocking and lewd as...HAND-HOLDING.

Not the point but "ceiling fan dreams of wind power" has incredible meme power somehow

Gonna be real here, reddit repeatedly running into issues that prevent me from deleting my account is not fucking cute

corporations on july 1st:

this fucking sucks so bad lmao

It would be nice to, among other things, get an answer from the UK government about why they still feel comfortable using this as one of their primary communication channels

Yeah so there's no way anyone is coming here for World Cup or Olympics. if you can bag up the son of one of the most famous boxers to ever live, you can do that to anyone.

far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic