THE FUTURE IS OURS TO LOOT

my body isn't a temple. it's a '95 corolla and i'm gonna run it into the fucking ground

the cum window has elapsed. enjoy a cumless life

what if it happens today?

Went here and everyone knew you

What perfect album came out when you were 16? Tamaryn - Tender New Signs

Can we normalize drunk driving?

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

dogs are like rats in this city

the penis is one of the most sexual objects in the entire universe

platonic t4t hangout sesh (you dilate post-op and i jerk it for atrophy)

you shouldn't have to go to work if you're still sleepy

Novels are just comics as made by people too lazy to draw the pictures.

YOU - I'm currently in-between names.

kill nazis ! :D

never pull out #motivational

likes are down bec people aren't posting tits like they used to

FACT: 90% of skin pickers quit right before they "fix" the last blemish on their body! never give up!

If you say “what da tuna” your racism is showing THE END

Tgirl who does “this is my voice x months on T” videos after she starts juicing for boaner reasons

Can we normalize podcasts?

The real tragedy of losing video rental stores is that the most beautiful trans baddies would probably be working there

palloplasty and its when my surgeon sews a friend into my life ☺️

dogs are feral and dangerous

tulips blooming in spring. never kill yourself

Twin Peaks: Dick Tremayne.

vaccine for sunburn when??

It's now safe to turn off your computer.

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

Gorgeous Trannies At Your Service

Cucked Mister Magoo can still happen if people want it bad enough

sir, I cannot emphasize enough the degree to which I am rubber and you are glue

credible sources

this week's song is about bobby I love u but please stop it x weeklybeats.com/maisiemarra/...

Picard voice: computer,, show hole

happy international women's day

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

Thread, and a needed reality check about what's going on in NC.

and this thing

technology the left is excited for: - ipod - pdf - 4k uhd disc of Cruising (1980) - boys chat - Casio digital watch - esoteric and complicated methods of brewing coffee - polyamory

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

21 days until Opening Day

From February 2003:

so is someone gonna tell bob marley it's unhealthy to smoke that many joints?

TV and movies had a good run. Back to the only incorruptible medium: photocopied pornographic zines

back in my day, we got by on containing a single, or even half, a multitude! kids these days don't realize how easy they have it

warm cat in your lap. never kill yourself

Bro, sorry I was late. I was busy hooking up a banana to my aux to get the perfect fruity undertones.

volcel boromir : gondor has no pussy. gondor needs no pussy!