"putting out a fire...with gasoline!" playing over and over and over on a loop in my head

cat size cat's eyes

feeble little an horse

our dreams were like fugitive warlords

A horse named River… You just know that horse goes “theyyyygh” #masterpiecetheatre @mrfinncredible.bsky.social

a mite bit too toasty

who is awake strategizing their pivot

The artist’s whey

homage homage

bad vibes only :)

They say California is a recipe for a black hole.

Folks, I've heard tell that Gr*ndr has become well-nigh unusable. That app is really on a race to...the bottom

Klarna is such a beautiful name for a girl

Went here and everybody knew you

Whoa. Your sextant’s on fire.

National Lampoon’s Ingalls Wilder

Stoner birding group: audubong society

Haulin’ oats

An animated series called “Peat & Peat” where the two main characters are bog bodies

spoonman implies the existence of forkwoman and knifethey

What perfect album came out when you were 16? The Mountain Goats - We Shall All Be Healed

Went here and everyone knew you

Saturn return! At the car rental

vibe code this! [redacted]

angine de poutine

uncanny valley (filled with bottles)

harsh noise cancelling headphones

“And is this ‘skibidi toilet’ gender-neutral?”

your love is like the former mayor becoming albanian

boulangerie

Decoupage

Goku City

Since oversleeping and being benched for a game, Carter Jensen is 5-for-9 with two homers and a double. Get your rest, king

Itchy tattoo

Downbad Detector

“Possum Kingdom” stuck in my head again but in addition I’m just belting out “do you wanna dieeee?!” at random intervals and weirding out the cats

Somewhere, Eric Gregg nods approvingly

People hate on AI, but sometimes AI is just faster at things. Here we see how much faster AI is at enshitification! notes.zachmanson.com/copilot-edit...

Playing gay baseball today 😊

“Permission to speak freely?” If you could speak freely, you wouldn’t need to ask permission.

My lower back has been killing me and i think it’s because I’ve never rotated my mattress. A thing I forgot I needed to do. Lmaowwww

[Ilya Rozanov looks at the Rockies roster] "Dollander."

lowkey goaded

maximum snacks. snaximum.

This was a fantastic listen about an iconic record

The pressure treated splinter in your pointer finger

A fifty cent Orange Slice vending machine and stale cigarette smoke baked into the threadbare carpet

The tines of the plastic fork running along the styrofoam plate

“Poly market?” Uhhh I think you mean Feeld

Untitled Goose Gossage