harsh noise cancelling headphones

“And is this ‘skibidi toilet’ gender-neutral?”

your love is like the former mayor becoming albanian

boulangerie

Decoupage

Goku City

Since oversleeping and being benched for a game, Carter Jensen is 5-for-9 with two homers and a double. Get your rest, king

Itchy tattoo

Downbad Detector

“Possum Kingdom” stuck in my head again but in addition I’m just belting out “do you wanna dieeee?!” at random intervals and weirding out the cats

Somewhere, Eric Gregg nods approvingly

People hate on AI, but sometimes AI is just faster at things. Here we see how much faster AI is at enshitification! notes.zachmanson.com/copilot-edit...

Playing gay baseball today 😊

“Permission to speak freely?” If you could speak freely, you wouldn’t need to ask permission.

My lower back has been killing me and i think it’s because I’ve never rotated my mattress. A thing I forgot I needed to do. Lmaowwww

[Ilya Rozanov looks at the Rockies roster] "Dollander."

lowkey goaded

maximum snacks. snaximum.

This was a fantastic listen about an iconic record

The pressure treated splinter in your pointer finger

A fifty cent Orange Slice vending machine and stale cigarette smoke baked into the threadbare carpet

The tines of the plastic fork running along the styrofoam plate

“Poly market?” Uhhh I think you mean Feeld

Untitled Goose Gossage

Damn, just realized that the riff at the beginning of “Hurts So Good” is pretty much the same as the one from “Black or White.” Mellencamp 🤝 Jackson

a Mac 128K could fix me...

“All About the Pentiums” really hits different in 2026…a parody of a Diddy song, which name-drops Bill Gates

God please yes. It's so important to know the difference between a *possible future threat* and *what is actually happening right now.* so many people have built internet clout because they shout the most alarming version of everything and I know people personally who've dealt with the cost

congratulations on the pastiche

Please ground yourself in context and legal expertise before taking Erin Reed as an unexamined source. Her constant framing of every legal decision as cause for panic is not helpful, nor reflective of the reality of the law. 🧵

oh HELL yes

Had a way too long mundane dream last night. There was a bug with the views on FanGraphs, and after troubleshooting without success, I eventually I gave up and went to BRef to pull up what I wanted. Dream interpreters sound off in the comments plz

Pica? Chew.

Fantasy baseball team name reveal for 2026: "Pre-Exposure Profarlaxis"

documenting sordid little scenes in living color www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgSW...

the last king of scottsdale

It’s too cold bring me spring

2006: mcdreamy 😴 2026: huckleberry 👨‍🌾

MANDATORY USER-SERVICEABLE HARDWARE FOR ALL

MORE PORTS FEWER DONGLES

The rats were the real breakout stars of The Pitt, szn 1

So wild that Pixies invented the “6-7” meme with the Doolittle album art

MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch: Rimbaud v. Rambo @ The Rainbow

Wrenched my back lolsob. I usually don’t feel my age but sometimes my body rudely reminds me

Hepatologist be like “Liver laugher lover”

Yeah, I’m into D&D… Diners, drive-ins & Dives

life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced

A herd? Call that One Cattle After Another

Doxy’s Midnight PEPpers