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Two of them #makeaterriblecomicday2026

I’m super pleased that I finally made a terrible comic of my own. Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2026 🎉

Sure to cause a “feeding” frenzy ... @theonion.com

American politicians want to “take care” of kids the same way a factory farm wants to “take care” of cows. They want a lot of them, they want them complacent, and they want to do as little as they can get away with to keep them alive long enough to extract all possible value from their bodies

“if politicians REALLY wanted to take care of kids…” they don’t. It is now and has always been a blatant lie, and I’m sick of playing along with the premise that they might.

first of all I’m very sleepy and gay so jot that down

Harry Reid International Airport sucks ass.

the trans agenda is literally just trans people asking to keep the rights trans people had without much issue until a few years ago, when Republicans started trying to take them away and a frightening amount of Democrats decided some of that was reasonable

Fresco painters:

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

The third Mario movie should be a straight adaptation of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with Wario and Waluigi.

He is risen

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

It must be done.

Writing is art. Art doesn't exist without its humanity. Give me typos, plot holes, bad grammar, and horrible sentence structure over AI. I'd rather see Kickstarter fundraisers for covers or a stick figure drawing over AI. Get that shit out of my face otherwise.

This article was first published in 2003 for fuck’s sake.

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

CEOs Never Cum

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

hey you wanna play books?! *starts reading*

elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-the-stars-of-heated-rivalry/

please stay alive. please, keep living.

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Edward and Bella be like

New article on ★ daiz.moe ★ Crunchyroll is destroying its subtitles for no good reason daiz.moe/crunchyroll-... A ton of research and effort went into this one. This is the article to read to get to the bottom of Crunchyroll's subtitle changes! Replies here will show up as comments (eventually)

preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY

Suddenly when puberty blockers are given to cis kids, the Daily Mail (the same newspaper which backed Hitler btw) finally admits that "their effects are not permanent, and once a child lets their blocking treatment lapse, puberty will just continue as normal." Which is true for trans kids too.

GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG

1. Many of you have seen a graph purporting to show trans identification has decreased in recent years. Matt Walsh and Elon Musk celebrated it as a victory over "transgenderism." Turns out, the entire graph is based on an egregious math and statistics error. Subscribe to support our journalism.

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

Is this a thing people would like?

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...