Nothing at the thrift store should cost more than $7

am I my sisterwife's keeper?

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG

lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for NYC….

REPORTER: what do you think about the NYC mayor results SCHUMER: the what REPORTER: there was a mayoral election in new york city SCHUMER: ive never heard of it REPORTER: the election SCHUMER: no this so called new york. i havent seen it

Encountered a guy today who was a registered monarchist. His mind…:

Working the polls in south Philly and this is the most priests I’ve ever seen voting

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”

It was Clickhole I found it clickhole.com/everything-y...

Does anyone have the Onion article from many years ago about Wodehousing because that still cracks me up

Mervyn Peake sounds like the name of a guy who writes fantasy novels set a sprawling and ruinous Gothic castle

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

This may be a spicy opinion but I’ve never seen an actually freaky person do a Secretary the movie costume

Husband picked out my Halloween costume

Shot, chaser

Is there a way to block ai from Pinterest

feel old yet? rick and morty came out in 1985

Just saw a gnome on the broad street line

rock and roll photos

If you get a small cold or ailment that’s just me cursing you

On Thursday (10/23), as I was walking back to the office with my lunch I stopped to heckle a crowd of National Guard and federal agents. I was then tackled to the ground, slammed against a squad car, arrested and held in a cell for several hours.

We all got that one homie who’s a malignant spirit sent here to plague mankind

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

Imagine hating on me and you’re wearing low vibrational fabrics

Do you think there’s a part in starfleet academy where they go over if they’re allowed to fuck the aliens or not

Really into playing divinity original sin 2 rn

Have you ever read something that made you wonder who the author had wildly specific beef with that the character was based on

I don’t think we need to be putting protein in so many things. That doesn’t make it healthy

philadelphia's hottest club is the calder gardens bathrooms. imagine no lighting, black walls, & a dark blue floor. you're already confused to how you got inside the building in the first place because there's zero signage. however, it's fully accessible so 10/10

So THIS is an actual jacket I saw on an actual man early this afternoon. It was so amusing I had to look it up. It was not hard to find, with words like "wanstop" and "uuice" But hey... I'M GIRL

Shoes with threatening auras

Internet is weird today. What’s happening

Ok I have to read 100 more books by the end of the year

At da Renn Faire

this mf fleeing beans

Protest tip: make sure your social security number is printed clearly on your clothing

West Philly is so weird what’s even happening over here

Despite huge advancements in technology & worker productivity since the 1970s, wages for American workers have remained stagnant and almost all new wealth has gone to the people on top. Will it be any different with AI and robotics? I don’t think so. Maybe even worse.

Saw that the long term unemployment rate is 26% haha is that good

Everyone on love is blind Denver seems vaguely racist

Mend and make dudes

Just got stuck behind an NYC influencer acting like they had never ordered food before at the local donut place. Build the wall (to keep New Yorkers out of Philly)

My issue with age gap relationships is that you’re making others witness your fetish without their consent

we will cut trump and his forces off from the sea

“I wish there was a Chinese Steely Dan” - Mike

amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house

What if a genetically modified supersoldier had anxiety and depression

Why are they playing Macklemore at the dentist this is so stressful

I’m a lot like John halo