uhhh things arent looking good here

It be your own petard

April fool

Watching a k drama and the leads finally brushed hands after 8 episodes

The new formulation of Reese’s Eggs is too sweet and cloying. Bring back the original eggs

(Bravely) I think children should learn how to read and write

Costar does layoffs and suddenly your horoscope tells you you need to start sports betting

How goes it?

Some of you need to be asking her for help!!!

Awesome

jorts majure

Libbing out at the Co-op

What about the gay of Hormuz

Covid really allowed a pervasive sentiment of “Consumer Choices Don’t Matter” that has been very difficult to fight back against. Consumer choices actually do matter and we should be shaming people who make bad ones

“You are the third person to bring up David Lynch in therapy today” - my therapist

wow! Great work Kate!

Benecio Del Toro……hello

I don’t think Evil people should be allowed to enjoy Ghibli films

These Pernicious Gambling Apps Will Embed Themselves Deeper and Deeper Into Public Life, Disintegrating Social Trust In Unpredictable and Dangerous Ways vs. No It Won't

Drinking water is awesome

No paywall formed against me shall prosper

Checking in on Dr. Naomi Wolf

Having a toddler is so awesome because it’s the closest thing you can get to having a Creature

lying down in bed is goated when everything hurts is the vibe

Is anyone in Philly looking for a Catholic job dm me

Stop Asian Hate!!!!

The hottest club in south Philly on the first 70 degree day is the toddler playground

Happy International Women's Day to all Honda Fit owners

You don’t really hear about people having Gurus anymore. What’s up with that

Getting really into doing the crossword puzzle

Bridgerton is so color blind it somehow circles back to being reactionary

The Brontë sisters subreddit is in shambles recently just FYI

Toddlers will be like hello I am throwing your tv remote in the trash

All the food ate since first grade is alive in your body

I feel like I could never be a true Lana girly because she respects men too much

“As an android, my positronic brain is not affected by the psychoactive chemicals in ‘marijuana’. However, I have written a new subroutine for my personality matrix that will *simulate* the effects of tetrahydrocannabinol temporarily, so that I may participate in your ‘dream blunt rotation’”

Everyone on Love is Blind is LinkedIn hot

The microwave is an awesome piece of equipment if you want a serving of food that’s partially way too hot and partially way too cold

Put on the mooninites to make a millennial go buck wild

Saw a convertible with the top down this morning so I guess it’s officially spring

i no longer believe official 9/11 story

“Forget it, Frog,” said Toad. “It’s Chinatown.”

In Philly everyone has their interracial couples out for Valentine’s Day

I know the office Valentine’s Day candy hates to see me coming

Posting from my work

Is it aliens