skinny joeys about to be a fucking nightmare lol

damn we bringing bloodrayne back now??

The Jetsons lied to us

The economy in shambles as I consider a large purchase and decide against it. Economists throwing up as I announce that "I don't need that"

the three genres of music: -hip hop -Taylor swift -F150 country

punk guy to DIY 2010 emo guy to hardcore guy back to punk guy to goth guy appears to be the most common trajectory of subculture guys lately

comments sections on any of dash cam footage will have you ready to self immolate

trying to restrain my laughter at work

got a lot of shit to catch up on lmao

you sure do, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything

ball x pit

"I have watched the brightest minds of my generation, starving hysterical naked, arguing about whether or not the finale of Stephen Universe was sufficiently righteous on the internet." aftermath.site/woke-2-woken...

Notes towards a "Woke 2" aftermath.site/woke-2-wokenes...

Ahhh yes I will be attending church this Sunday

I miss the southwest sometimes but this would fucking kill me

this is what we call a lack of “the juice”

that menzinger line that’s like “a little Boston in your attitude” is kind of a diss lmao

you click on one manga/live action side by side comparison photoset for one piece and ig thinks you have loved this show your whole life. get outta here.

if you weren’t of conscious age in the bush years it was like this btw

“Great men of history don’t sit around doing this stuff” you can literally get excerpts from Lincoln’s journals dude

these guys keep taking shit I like and then making it for fucking absolute losers

I changed my mind: you’re never too old for the basement or VFW show

you know I think about that “becoming Chinese” meme a lot and how it’s so much more about “becoming Chinese” in the way everyone wanted to become American ages ago

I think the phrase in here is good but I prefer using: “I’m licensed to conceal carry”

think I might try going to a Philadelphia Philadelphias game this year

Thank god

why, you could even say the mission was accomplished

"god, why am I so tired today", I continue to think on National Everyone Is Tired Day

I god damn hate you microsoft

lol this part is so funny “Hey Barret, DONT…” “Attack while its tail is up!”

no they are bad parents. I don’t care if the questions are good faith if the reason the good faith questions are being asked is because of a bad faith source.

I can’t afford shit and now I’m gonna get blown up because of this dip shit. the fuck is the point of any of this!!!!

if you went to high school with me and I see you at the early November show and I know you don’t like that band for real, I want you to know I am seriously not above going back to my spin kick moshing at pop punk show roots

getting wind that billy corgan thinks the CIA killed guitar music on mtv in 1997 and that can’t be true because I lived thru 7 more years of butt rock before my chemical romance and fall out boy showed up

really resisting the urge to text this to my younger relatives with “hey man, are you this fucking stupid”

FINAL FANTASY SQUARE 1990 NES

anyone else paying the price here?

RFK going after dunkin donuts is so funny man. It’s your own base that is drinking that!!! (And sometimes me if I’m in a bind)

i know the "let people enjoy things" approach to media is annoying, but there's a difference between being a tactful hater and going reply to reply being a miserable dork because they like something you don't.

nice we are fucked entirely

no chance Vance

How do I become Irish

mister beast if you are listening I am capable of doing this

I promise I will play this dude but no matter how on sale this is right now it cannot compete with the REAL game coming out today

man how’s he pull it off every time

persona 5 is so cool and fun I wish Carl Jung was real

would have gone epic first but this kicks ass

we are gonna find out in a few years that geoguessing game was ai training

whipping out my firearm permit as a form of ID to vote

ESO in ps plus man i used to pray for times like this