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Is there anyone out there who would like to give me $4000

all my ops shall suffer

i officially declare hardcore guys liking oasis to be OVER. find a different 90s band.

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

bro please let us win by one field goal lmao

As a New Jersey man at heart, know this: I will fucking riot.

I don’t wanna watch boba fett or mandalorian s3 but I do wanna see that movie….what am I missing

let’s be real Aerith is the real bully here. also everyone knows cloud is just suffering from bi depression.

hmm I was ready for early night time but idk if I was really ready for early night time with a commute tacked on

lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for NYC….

look it’s uncouth for a guy to cast judgment like this but having watched all of sex and the city I find Carrie to be a fake freak

you know this time of year probably kicks ass if you are a vampire

this is so funny man. if you can afford it, NYC is like objectively one of the best places to live in the US; if you can afford to just up and leave NYC when a mayoral election doesn’t got your way you probably had it pretty good!

the political division is solved by responding to people’s material needs. boom. done.

Me and my boys went to a strange LAND The sun beat down on the desert SAND My man Ad-rock turned to us and said Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD? We approached this ancient, beat up MASS We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR But we saw no works, nothing was THERE

loading 20 beers into your corporate gift backpack for a show at the church

I love punk music and punks

Silent hill f…too early to call it a goty but pretty cool

you kno me da fightin freak knuckles…and we’re at pumpkin hill

we should put the inventor of the interstate 295 in stocks in the town Square

lighting a cig in the rain in my long detective coat like im Humphrey Bogart….the balatro theme starts playing….. me: sometimes the cards don’t fold the way ya want em kid

I need them to make a GOG deck

iPhone ultra aggro autocorrect just replaced “Marshall” with “martial” when I was referring to the amplifier brand….looks like I’m never coming back from this….

we have failed as a nation by making everyone order fries separately

seeing multiple people on ig with misa amane tattoos man what are we doing here

watching bram stokers Dracula and there is a really funny scene where Keanu is like “final entry…Dracula trapped me in his castle w a bunch of hot vampire women…”

my bad forgot to start the greatest horror game of all time earlier this month, picking back up now

millennials doing “drank from a hose and played til dark” posting lately. I don’t like what this forebodes.

everyone shut up they’re bringing halo back today

I remember Spotify ads 90% being “tired of ads? Get premium!” so I’m assuming these ones are like “can’t afford premium? Join ICE!”

They could have at least called it “bomb devil” lmao

imagine eating at your desk here

I am in New Jersey listening to Saves the Day

should I watch the sixers today

not my playlist (wish it was) but real Philly heads know:

I will literally donate $50 to any democrat that goes on tv and says the words “naked corruption and lawlessness” in regard to the admin every single time a camera or microphone is front of them. please just do anything.

what’s up w Instagram just being a noise blaster now. even for like a photo set it just defaults to the reel view where you can’t hit that precious mute button. why would they do this

These guys cannot live without having libs to own lol

🎶Mayonaka no door tadakiiiii🎶

halo news on Friday bout to be like “we’re gonna make halo tv show season three with more John’s butt”

five years and I think I’ve finally forgotten the rule against perpetuities

I know conlaw is fake at this point but it’s going to be pretty funny to see Roberts or eat his own hair to now start taking away gun access when he basically paved the roads for the insane second amendment we have now

Sabrina carpenter apology form

I'm reading that JD Vance bombed the I-5, and I find that odd, because he's supposed to be Vice President of the United States.

Genius tech bro idea: I would pay for a subscription based model that scrubs AI content from my entire internet experience

Bad dog no biscuits

still not convinced halo show deserved wrath of the nerds that it got

LEAFS WIN BABY