game of thrones fans are like “we are never gonna get the last book!” maybe you shouldn’t have hated the ending that he signed off on so bad and so publicly then!!!

participating in the U.S. economy is so fucking awesome I get to never afford to do shit and a bunch of people who work way less hard than me who by luck have CEO parents get to do whatever the fuck they want all the time

ok I need the Phillies to be astronomically obliterating any team during a home game for the amount of time they are adding to my commute

guy has a terrible habit of just spouting off a bunch of shit from whatever the latest classified briefing he was just in was about

Toddler has learned the phrase “I like it!” when eating food. Pretty good stuff here.

goth is over punk is over hardcore is over and have all been co-opted by unserious fakers …is there any where for the real freaks these days

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

lol

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Another scorcher!

mister mamdani sir are you looking for attorneys who aren’t even barred in New York who are incredibly moved by this statement

quest to become a normie not going well. tried listening to “I love college” but all I could think about is how bad that song sucks

hardest part about my quest to become a normie is I gotta stop calling a lot of stuff “slop” and “utter dog shit”

trying to become a normie bc they seem way more well adjusted and generally disgruntled with society at large but not entirely repulsed, and only seem to experience genuine anguish when the sports team loses (don’t worry I got that part down)

there’s another word we could say if that helps

need to configure my social media feeds to NEVER show me another person’s opinion about berserk EVER AGAIN

you gotta be some kinda brain damaged or frankly just OLD to think you can’t yard sale the dementia Big Mac

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

this is how people play video games and listen to music lately

obsolete how.. “AI” is mostly just regurgitation of almost correct text output in a polite tone to avoid having to do any critical thinking, which is a skill you can learn in late HS or college

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

I am seeing echoes of cregger haters doubting his ability to make a good RE movie; I was doubtful but if I get everything in that trailer and a flash of an umbrella logo somewhere I will be satisfied

Revisiting that (t-t)b album from last year man it’s so good

Great angle of Cam York's goal. Love the Dan Vladar reaction

No way they get the cup but take the wins where you can

LICK MY ASS SID

it’s okay I don’t need the flyers to win this one. my mental health isn’t on the verge of collapse and the possibility of winning this game isn’t the only thing holding me together.

there has got to be something that is more important than this

since we’re all talking about it: do any of these 26 year olds know how fucking hard it is to quit cigs?? At least one time year I allow myself a “alright LAST one I mean it!” if I’ve had too much to drink and someone gives me one for free

I don’t know if my heart can take the flyers losing 3 games in a row

not about to fuckin tolerate Taylor swift “emo means a lot to me” fake ass ok man tell me one embrace song

The year is 1986: Some asshole hits himself in the face with a hammer on purpose and the paper says check out this insane asshole The year is 2026: Some asshole hits himself in the face with a hammer on purpose and the paper says check out this genius

beast mode

This is actually the lawyering of a lawyer whose client made the insistence that their language get in. Only this is DOJ and the client is Donald Trump lmao. You can just say nah we wanna do it the way we wrote it. What’s he gonna do fire DOJ and get another firm to do it???

thanks for literally nothing

I feel really bad and horrible but if the flyers bury the penguins tomorrow I will have some temporary relief from the horrors

unrelenting

Man….

I’m happy for you or sorry that happened I ain’t reading all that go flyers

while many of you are saying “go flyers” or “go penguins” I am also saying “go flyers and the divine rule of the kingdom Philadelphia”

I am going back to normal mecha anime, and watching Gundam unicorn

type of shit Q be doing when Picard is already overstimulated

I’m getting deeper into deep cut mecha anime if you even care

if my grandparents are denaturalized as a result of this I will become Sephiroth

Kojima reading this and nodding his head yes like that Jack Nicholson gif

they need to invent a golden week for the US

knew that guy was awful but this brings it to a different level