here with my socdem / paper-DSA-member ballot for next week’s NE-02 dem primary

every so often google cloud ai will run an ad on mlb.tv that is like "google cloud ai thinks that the Rally Cap is real"

↖️ THIS USER BELIEVES TAXES SHOULD GO UP

did Shaq write this?

this guy has gotta be the worst goddamn spy in history!

now that's crazy if true www.bbc.com/news/live/c1...

hahahahaha acuna man that was so annoying

an amazing space. every community should have a Roboto

we've had long enough under chelsea's new owners that i think it's fair to judge them * they are extremely good at creative accounting * they don't know how to evaluate players * they don't know how to evaluate managers * accounting tricks aside they're useless on the corporate side of things too

if you are advocating for “PMC class consciousness” as a solution to the left’s problems, you are either a rube, a mark, actively not on our side, or probably some combination of the three

if the phillies had hit that ball, the goose woulda caught it

phillies BABIP through sunday 4/19: .269 (sixth-worst) phillies BABIP against through 4/19: .357 (worst by thirty points)

i don’t need to reanalyze with AI+, thanks, i can pretty much tell that this is a Grackle’s Ass

i have invented a bathroom door that locks from both the inside and the outside

“you can just leave” by @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social

childlike levels of giddy when a new kind of bird comes to my house

crazy seeing him walk past a normal man. through a normal-sized door

dj, play my song

I believe in a limited government that keeps my taxes low, leaves hardworking canadians alone, and controls all the birds

trying to convince my wife — NOT that i could get a hit against major league pitching! — but that i could probably get on base at least once, via hbp or walk or something. maybe the ball slips out of jordan romano’s hand

it sounds like i'm making this up but, at my wedding, joe lunardi was personally giving me shit about this. "the only power conference school that has never won a game!" he's eating the food, he's drinking, he's laughing. "0-for-eight all time!"

i say we just run him at this point. totally ignore the constitution or whatever. can’t stop us if we don’t read it

all of us could really benefit from a mid-march federal holiday

ken rosenthal has one story about each player on team usa and he repeats it every time he sees them, a level of analysis roughly equivalent to cookie monster's famous song "C is for Cookie"

fun game so far but i think brazil are already out of pitchers. “this guy is 40 and italy didn’t need him anymore”

slay the spire ii

given 15 minutes to present at the all staff, wrote a script without timing it, it was 14:01.. i still got it, folks

you can solve most of what was wrong with this match by taking this bit of Law 12 and adding “any time during the match, and also during a corner.” a lot of readers would not need that second bit but some might

this is called Brand Synchronization

Hahahahah what a stupid fucking sport

fuck this war and fuck trump

if i log out then your email will be unable to find me at all

The Illustrator Experience ™️

doing some important research ahead of slay the spire 2's release forms.gle/1JFuQkaw2v1z...

neutral milk hotel… it works so well when they do it

this season is gonna be tough for us, huh

more like andrew, prince of Jails

this piece somehow both makes castellanos sound absolutely insufferable and makes me love him even more. goodbye nicky, nicky forever

noooooooo a touchdown

what a great day to pick up a copy of “the iliad and the odyssey and the goalie’s anxiety at the penalty kick” by the goalie’s anxiety at the penalty kick

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

when a cat goes wet food bowl -> dry food bowl -> water -> litter box, that's called "hitting for the cycle"

everyone at my wife’s work needs to calm down about whatever they’re emailing her about

“you gotta have wa,” 1989 — damn, if that happened, that would be crazy !

jake elliott about to be visited by three ghosts tonight