if i post “MAKE SUBS POCH” in just one more group chat. maybe he will do it

futbol venga a casa

saw a church sign like “if you walked a mile in your neighbor’s shoes, where would you be at the end of the day?” and ok you got me there

now that we have gotten down from 48 to 32 teams, it is time: for the second group stage

this is a total classic brenden aaronson performance: hardworking, intelligent, gets in all the right places, trips over the ball

SUPREME COURT (6-3): The Constitution does not explicitly prohibit shoving people into The Hole

la colombe???

do you think luis suarez had to buy that kit at the store

how is ao tanaka’s hair always so good

tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy

$100 and i’ll have it to you by eod. i will take a headshot in a newell’s kit

(sagely) and because i believe juneteenth to be THE. most important american holiday, yes, i do think that we should get an additional day off

jfc messi

there is a hawk in a tree and every other bird around is just freaking out and taking turns divebombing it

Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million

every world cup since the beginning has been the Crimes world cup but idk man this one's just really embarrassing to me

not a maine voter but i think we can safely discount 100% of what this woman has to say about anything

it’s too late, i have already depicted myself as the vibrant Shrimp Emoji 🦐 and you as the limp headless Cooked Shrimp Emoji 🍤

for me, right-handed hitting outfielder is a nice-to-have. a real, human, honest-to-goodness organist at Citizens Bank Park is a need

"i'm not rooting for the players OR the owners, i'm rooting for the fans." ok so actually the fans have nothing to do with this. this is a labor contract dispute. please grow up

how your email finds me

red-winged blackbird up in minneapolis. i wish the action shot was a bit more in focus but that's show biz

either a large bug or a small bat got into my bedroom last night and then it either left or it didn’t

she’s not wrong

Gio Reyna vs Diego Luna is going to be a divisive decision, so I ran a statistical deep dive for my column: Spreadsheet Merchant sponsored by Draft Kings:

when my doctor calls me and it goes to voicemail, and this is not his real name, but the apple auto transcription does transcribe his name as “doctor dorkass”

sundar has a big telephone switchboard-style panel in his office at Google and it has individual buttons for every google user and when he presses your button it signs you out of your google account regardless of what you were doing. sundar spends twenty hours a day pressing these buttons

here with my socdem / paper-DSA-member ballot for next week’s NE-02 dem primary

every so often google cloud ai will run an ad on mlb.tv that is like "google cloud ai thinks that the Rally Cap is real"

↖️ THIS USER BELIEVES TAXES SHOULD GO UP

did Shaq write this?

this guy has gotta be the worst goddamn spy in history!

now that's crazy if true www.bbc.com/news/live/c1...

hahahahaha acuna man that was so annoying

an amazing space. every community should have a Roboto

if you are advocating for “PMC class consciousness” as a solution to the left’s problems, you are either a rube, a mark, actively not on our side, or probably some combination of the three

if the phillies had hit that ball, the goose woulda caught it

phillies BABIP through sunday 4/19: .269 (sixth-worst) phillies BABIP against through 4/19: .357 (worst by thirty points)

i don’t need to reanalyze with AI+, thanks, i can pretty much tell that this is a Grackle’s Ass

i have invented a bathroom door that locks from both the inside and the outside

“you can just leave” by @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social

childlike levels of giddy when a new kind of bird comes to my house

crazy seeing him walk past a normal man. through a normal-sized door

dj, play my song

I believe in a limited government that keeps my taxes low, leaves hardworking canadians alone, and controls all the birds