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There Aren’t Deals – The Black Friday Truther

If you're lucky in life you may one day meet that person who, no matter how ordinary they may seem to the rest of the world, will always be special in your sight. Cherish that person. Banish all thoughts of others. Sell Madueke. Bench your strikers. Start him up top against Barcelona. That's love.

my dad claims that his homepod is “playing the Flintstones theme at random times of the day”

nebraska fooled me again

focus is a little ehh but check this nuthatch action shot!

leaves blowing around everywhere. this is his super bowl

it’s not that i think it’s a /good/ idea to give my wallet to the wallet inspector. but that’s the only way i can get into the club. the wallet inspector said so

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG

let’s go zohran. i am ready to believe in something

is matt rhule uniquely bad at fourth-down decision making or is it just that nebraska is the only team i watch

two-nil would feel significantly less dangerous as a lead rn

if anything bad happens to my neighbor's cat tyler, i just don't know what i'll do

i love emo music, there's no end to people making the most beautiful music you've heard and screaming over top of it

when we moved to nebraska and had to get a car, we found and bought the same model (03 subaru outback) that my wife drove in high school. so i guess i’m just better than that guy who’s getting dunked on today

jt pointing to first 🫡

knuckle tats TOOT BLAN

crazy that we are only four short years away from the completion of The Line, which will either have 1.5 million people living there in 2030 or it will not

the moral of the story is to never, ever, EVER bunt.

Look if Philadelphians don’t boo a great opposing player it just means they have completely lost all respect for him. It’s a courtesy

ai psychosis is a real problem. people are out there ruining their lives because they think the computer is their doctor, their therapist, their financial adviser, their friend

all it took to make omaha feel like a "real city" was getting a bus pass. who knew

“jared kushner and the saudis bought EA in order to replace artists and actors with AI” wow my bingo card is already totally full and it’s only 10 am on monday

this is the plot of Infinite Jest

updated to ios 26 today

posting "horrific. this will allow them to advance their vile agenda" and accidentally including a screenshot of the "shirt with beers on it" that i just bought my dad for his birthday

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

having a job

well of course the gold man would say that

got too many of my tasks done too fast. send me a spreadsheet if you know of a good one. i gotta look busy

@charlesaustin.bsky.social re: today’s archive post: last year when i was training for a half marathon i would bring my phone on the 10/15 mile two-hour runs and just hold it in my hand for two hours without headphones and listen to e1 #51 “Eat Chain” so thank you for that i guess

happy labor day

scanned the qr code from the mlb dot tv stream and i can confirm that the duran entrance will play on your phone even if you’re in nebraska

trump really ruined "red cap on Husker gameday" for us. i'm wearing a red cap right now but i just saw a lady in a red cap and my first thought was "hey fuck you lady!"

showing up to a meeting wearing the same shirt that i had on for my staff photo

this is a kruk all timer. recordings of this broadcast should be sold on dvds

a year late on this but "lily of the valley" by 22 degree halo is front-to-back perfect 22halo.bandcamp.com/album/lily-o...

are you allowed to have a donut and a bagel on the same day

i'm not sure if i love this year's mother covers tbh.. back and forth over whether the lenticular print is cool or not. obviously mr. saturn is as handsome as ever

ben davis: “jt seems really chatty tonight” my wife, shouting at the tv: “SO ARE YOU”

hell yeah @williamfleitch.bsky.social

i am seeing on the Leeches USA website that i can get 7-99 leeches for the low low price of $18.15 per leech plus shipping

apple music randomly and erroneously notifying me that this shitty dance track is a "new Carissa's Wierd single" lmao

of all the days to have a little schmutz on my camera

Phillies got dark magic Your catcher Works For us

corporate dems are closer politically to the crazy cat guy who faked subway crimes than they are to us

let's get "april 25" by the goalie's anxiety at the penalty kick going on the fenway park organ

assuming they aggro on sight like a video game enemy, would you have a better chance against an average man or an average snake?

is the apple tv mls broadcast audio broken or is my dad’s sound bar broken