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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died

embracing beerware mindset is the only way to make computers cool again

Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682 https://theonion.com/washington-wizards-announce-founding-wizard-dead-at-682/

AI could never...

@pareidolia.bsky.social having a souper time

For @aftermath.site, the Steam Machine costs too much money because of greedy freaks. But a community has formed around optimizing a low budget alternative made from failed PlayStation 5's that got turned into crypto mining cards and then resold as garbage. aftermath.site/bc250-steam-...

OFFICIAL POSTER - Genndy Tartakovsky's Conan animated series for Prime Video is titled CONAN THE BARBARIAN: QUEEN OF THE BLACK COAST. After finding love in the pirate queen, Bêlit, a battle-hardened Conan defies gods, fate and even death to save her from a dark sorcery.

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me His white teeth make a musical din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god

I'm not sure there's a more bizarre collection of supporting cast members than this handful from the credits of THE EXORCIST III.

Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him

The most important cultural lesson of the late 80s/early 90s

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

I know my Jewish brothers and sisters will reject the far right politics drafting off this reasonable-seeming message, and further, reflect on whether this is the kind of cheap demagogue we want gaining control of all six Infinity Stones.

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

cypriot hospital

@nasboat.org you will like this

When you ignore speed limits...

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I want to share because I think it's really cool Obsidian is looking for folks with ttrpg/DMing XP!! www.obsidian.net/careers/open...

Thanks, @chess.com, “Your blunders demand immediate attention” is 100% getting slipped into conversations from now on.

Teenage Mutant Warhammer Turtles! (once again, because wtf not?)

This is so PERFECTLY timed. Just before the singing starts.

me when im dr gero

FYI trans Americans with a Canadian ancestor can apply for expedited processing on their applications for Canadian citizenship!

happy belated piccolo day

WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

Remember that time I made a biblically-accurate Angle

happy Piccolo Day

Souls player talking to a lesbian couple: "so, which of you is ornstein, and which one is smough"

I don't think it's dead yet... #DissectionPractice #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGStrixhaven

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

News used to be better

I love it when JRPGs do this

example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook

6ix Se7en (1995)

i am not 100% sure whether @wesaketchak.bsky.social is the original maker of this mash-up but i am 100% sure that it is brilliant and was crafted for my enjoyment particularly

😕 would y'all rather they drive on drugs?

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

Somehow, this riff returned. www.rifftrax.com/offers