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Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

If only there had been a sign the man was bad. A literal Nazi tattoo, perhaps.

I’m a vote blue no matter who person but also believe you should admit that you picked the wrong horse and take responsibility for why that happened

It's cool, I didn't want drinking water anyway

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Planter’s advisor turned an off-the-record source into an on-the-record source. The best and the brightest.

I don't think the new allegations matter but it is a reminder that we have to deal with Platner's shit for another 5 months. Great work to everyone who promoted his candidacy or tried to clear the decks for a dud of a primary opponent to him.

Thank you. I get angry when I fly & it’s not part of the in-flight programming. I freak out, yell at everyone until the pilot personally has to come back & taze me. One time a pilot had to put his finger up my ass like a pitbull because I wouldn’t unclench my jaw from a flight attendant’s leg

This is some smooth-brained, Boomer bullshit that's not much different than Marc Andreessen thinking AI is sentient. prospect.org/2026/05/07/w...

Luigi nooooo

The Platner glazing from the left outside of Maine is exhausting.

I’m starting to think the Supreme Court is corrupt

Sam needs to stop taking breaks from The Majority Report because every time he does the kids start glazing the nazi tattoo guy

our patience has been rewarded

I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

A lot of the jokes being made about Greg Bovino are really low hanging fruit, or, if you’re Greg Bovino, really high hanging fruit

Shorts fired

many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough

Talk about getting thrown under the trike!

I refuse to die until I get to see Stephen Miller humiliated as publicly and devastatingly as possible. It is the most important thing in the world to me.

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

Geez, I hadn't realized how much of a tankie Hasan has become.

I didn't realize how far down the JFK rabbit hole Matt Lech had fallen. "Look at the JFK assassination stuff too. That should be a Democratic issue...The only people who think JFK wasn't killed as a result of a conspiracy are college educated white people." www.youtube.com/live/IZVwHv0...

Hell yeah, we got another terrible Ettingermentum shoutout on The Majority Report today. Listeners should get hazard pay whenever his shitty takes are brought up.

If nilay patel has no haters, then I'm dead. He's kara swisher 2.0

There's an Economics and Ethics Professor on here saying we need to be friendlier to rich people and have more sympathy for the UnitedHealthcare CEO and I just find that all very hilarious.

I don't have poster's brain and I'm still a failure at life

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.

No I do not want to use the Kara Swisher skin in Overwatch

it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "S1ackbot" and the G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months

Enough with the football, when's the next Jesus kink commercial?!

I can’t believe those people paid $7 million for a Super Bowl ad to remind us that Jesus had a foot fetish.

professor x: what's your superpower? ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

Fuck religion I am not living twice

i can't recommend enough making a new blueskie and only following shitposters

Sure, those are basically the same thing.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—

i hope nobody's using the element of surprise on me right now