Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

Does anybody have cardboard boxes to spare? I'm helping my dad move and he luvs 2 breakdance.

the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again

I dont know man, I'm pretty beat. *yawns* I might just go gentle into that good night

note,,to self: the new ateve jobs? robot fleshlight...a.i. global erengy work. , black turtleneck. epa fuel economy standards. franchise,,whataburger on mars?

Radiohead Unsure What Else They Can Do To Get People To Stop Listening To Their Music

CIA Acknowledges Role In Overthrow Of Duncan Sheik

"there's a new serif in town"

chat gpt, do babies need food

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

Everything about airports/air travel is perfect except for the fact that there is nowhere for me to get in a few reps

we should all chip in and buy warner brothers

Sheepishly walking into the adult section at the Christian video rental store and checking out “Debbie Doesn’t Dallas”

EMINEM: if you had one chance, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? MY DOG: [watching me do pushups/situps] let’s do this

this has become a very important video to me

Losing 77 billion dollars making something no one wants and pivoting to another thing that no one wants

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

Do you really think that just because I do not record, I have not heard the call of the microphone? That podcasting does not beckon to me as it does other men? Of course it does. But I am steadfast...

Gorton's Fisherman Latest Victim Of Pete Hegseth Boat Strike

Relatable Corvid

Just saw Paul Rudd driving in a Range Rover. Could also have been some other guy

I’m not going to pass judgement. If I found out murder was bad after I did it I would be embarrassed too

Sometimes the posts are not good but if I don’t make them I will die

She’s still got it

10. Umbrella Sins- The Moat 9. Scophotch- Kevin Q 8. Dry Erase- Finkle 7. Loafers- SevenDown 6. Ceilings- The Cashmere Crew 5. Mint Chocolate- Devonna 4.Fisticuff Daydreams- Stanley Berry And The Rips 3. Inside In- Flewt 2. Love is Never Your Name- Stella Burns 1. The Rest- The Brad Band

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ME: 🎵I really can’t stay BUFFALO BILL: it puts the lotion on its skin ME: 🎵I have to go away BUFFALO BILL: it puts the lotion on its skin

Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.

Me: Most molecules are gay [1], and demonic . This has many implications for chemicals. In conclusion petroleum, was made by angels. [1] Audible dot com - Bible (King James Version) as read by Logan Paul. professor: This is insanely good

my baby in her crib at 3am

They should make a beer for banquets

When you hide your dogs medicine in a piece of cheese that’s called pharmasan

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

Flowers of purple Blocks made of cinder Teach me to unleash A nuclear winter

[at a party where everyone hates me] they should make another Joker musical

I don’t think there’s any age you necessarily have to stop

I can’t figure out if this is woke or anti-woke but I am choosing to be angry about it anyway

Dow Jones Up 500 Points As New Economic Data Suggests Resurgence In Items Being Sold From Inside Trench Coats

We’re just normal men

"See price in bag" fuck you, website

They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF

Grok, roast my mother in law! lol. Meaner! lol holy SHIT! MEANER!!!!! LMAO MEANER, GROK!!!!! GROK YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT MAKE MY MOTHER IN LAW CRY AND MY WIFE DIVORCE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER HAHA LOL

🎵it’s understood that Hollywood Sells Californiacation🎵

Legitimately thought this was a photo of Six Flags at dusk

[takes a sip of Arnold Palmer] more like ROBERT Palmer! Cuz it’s simply irresistible! Lol [I turn to the woman sitting next to me at the bar] I said this Arnold Palmer is more like a ROBERT Palmer…

i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape

"...Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who"