It turns out TikTok is how I find out that my beloved highland cow doorstop potentially has asbestos in it and needs to be returned immediately.

Me and Mr W are in the pub and I saw a person from work who I’ve never seen in the wild before and the conversation we had is going to haunt all my social anxiety nightmares for the rest of my life 😭

Find a person who looks at you like this burrito

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

Cabin Pressure is honestly one of the best British sitcoms of the 21st Century so far - if you haven't heard any of it yet, treat yerself

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

Anyone for Hockey?

Imagine not understanding what “watching from behind the sofa” means #c4news

lol #thecricket

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

We’re in the pub where all the stoners come and a lad has just been to the bar for a Twix 🥹

I hope not everyone in this household has to go to hospital this week.

Nancy has had several teeth out and we’ve been given a discharge letter including instructions on how to brush a cat’s teeth. That they’ve used this picture speaks volumes.

"Mr Nowak’s terrible death should not be used to tell white Britons that they are victims of a criminal justice system stacked against them. That is a dangerous lie. Politicians who indulge it corrode the tolerance and pluralism on which British democracy depends."

Tried to take a pick of B Cat doing a blep

Sensible thread, IMV Not that the police didn’t make a mistake - they did, clearly - but that the mistake was relatively routine, didn’t affect Novak’s tragic fate and the overall experience probably wasn’t anything to do with “two-tier policing “

This, on the death of Henry Nowak, is an outstanding piece of journalism by @stephenkb.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/aa94...

Mr W is coming home today! It’s been quite a rough few days and whilst I’ve enjoyed never having to deal with annoying toilet seat matters it’s been exhausting doing hospital visits and work. I’m really struggling with misophonia today and would quite like to go back to bed.

Paraguay 🇵🇾

Work World Cup sweepstake draw soon. Keeping fingers crossed for a shit team so I can be as uninvested as possible.

I’m reading this at the moment and it’s *so* good. I’m about half way through and really look forward to picking it up at the end of the day www.waterstones.com/book/murderl...

I thought Ep 4 of Widow’s Bay was perfect but Ep 4 is whatever is better than perfect.

Hopefully Mr W will be discharged tomorrow. It sounds like he has Eosinophilic Asthma and his proposed treatment is going to a panel for authorisation because apparently it’s 💸expensive💸

Useless balls of FLOOF

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Fascinating article in the Guardian today about 13 beauty products trialled by the writer. One or more them have apparently worked but which one? Who knows!

From one post from america to a slightly different one now…..🤠

I didn't have "Husker Du member reviews motorway service stations" on my 2026 bingo card.

Please play this amazing game

Adult crow on my neighbor’s roof with two blue eyed, pink mouthed, begging youngsters. Usually the adults bring them to my deck and leave them here and assume they will figure out what to do with peanuts and the water bowl. I’m the crow daycare center. 🪶😎

This is one of the most INSANE podcasts I’ve listened to.

This was annoying Wordle 1,808 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Well this is just adorable

I was 8 and we were having a lovely baking session but i hadnt used up all my biscuit dough and my teacher screamed “I HATE WASTE!!!” in my face like a Trunchbull tribute artiste. It was really scary.

Had the best* nights sleep I’ve had since the weather got really hot and now I’m more tired than I’ve been since the weather got really hot. Unfair. *still pretty shit

We’re doing some blue moon shit

Mr W is doing ok. I was allowed to wheel him outside for some fresh air and hopefully he’ll actually be given a bed soon (he’s on a trolley in a room so its not too bad). His lung capacity is still shit but the docs seem pretty optimistic.

OK thank you to everyone who has recommended Widows Bay. Much needed right now. (I’m only 10 mins into ep 1 but I’m SO in.)

This has been a shit day but people who work in hospitals are bloody great aren’t they.

Is it gay to think men are more attractive than women?

r/relevantxkcd

me when my family enter the room: hey me when the cat enters the room: well hello there! hi! how are you? what a delight to see you. what are you up to? what are you up to? what's going on, eh? oh really, is that so? busy day eh? delightful. how delightful to see you. delightful, yes. absolutely de

Took today off to spend with Mr W and we’re spending it in A&E where he’s having a go on a nebuliser and awaiting a chest xray.