seasonal affective disorder be like "ennui now, our gray apparel"

Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.

The ADHD thing in the news today makes me feel weary. I found out I’m on a waiting list today. That’s after two years of wondering what was happening because I’d sent the form to my GP and hadn’t heard anything ONLY TO FIND OUT I FILLED IT IN BUT DIDN’T SEND IT FFS.

Everyone watching BBC Points West is shouting at the person who decorated that Xmas tree

I remember as a teen being worried about getting a job and having to be at work all day from 9 to 5 because 9 to 3.30 was hard enough. Teen me is MAD at adult me whose current hours are 8 to 6.

É fêmea

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Relatable Corvid

New favourite.

Mild flash protest. Oops. Sorry Nancy.

Oh, I guess they don’t shit in the woods after all.

I watched the news and then started listening to the new Behind the Basrards

wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this

I would turn it into a cat nook

What a lovely afternoon to drive from Manchester to Bristol

This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.

Oh god not this again. The first day of Christmas is Christmas Day. Save your bloody partridges and pear trees til then.

Please enjoy this smashing Pub Dog

I took a dog friend for a walk earlier. Fed the cats when I got in but B cat wouldn’t eat and was yelling at me. He went out for a bit then recommenced the yelling. Took me a full two hours to realise he could smell the dog treats. Again.

This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂

It’s been a while but still managed a couple of PBs

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

The power of Crufts compels you

He is risen

Wordle 1,622 2/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

That Kash Patel statement was… weird

I’m in the pub and just had to suppress a big laugh at the Scrooge thing I reposted just now

When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?

She rehearsed this in the shower and the shampoo bottles booed

I asked the Met if Leave.EU ever submitted the forms needed when planning a march, had any meetings with them about a large march or been advised to cancel re safety fears. No, no and no. So the march announced eight months previously was never intended. Farage just lied about it for publicity. 2/2

FB reminds me that 9yrs ago I sent a FOI request to the Met. Nigel Farage said he'd 'postponed' a planned 100,000-person march in London with a week's notice due to 'safety fears'. With just a week to go, one might assume the route had been decided, banners printed, policing numbers planned etc 1/2

You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)

Evening.

I’ve been too busy to hang about here much today but from what I’ve seen the vibes have been… sub optimal.

I don’t usually share things like this but I’m raging. We usually buy the Cathedral City vegan cheese but fuck them. A two week suspension and “don’t let people film you” is a fucking disgrace. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... Anyone who thinks the dairy industry isn’t cruel, think again.

I really need the trend of influencers pumping skincare straight from the bottle onto their faces like a bukake nightmare to end. It was bad enough when professionals and influencers did it. Now it’s every fucking hun with a TikTok following. STOP IT.

Omg I love this little guy

It’s a looooooong time since I’ve felt like this (thank goodness) but this song is still like a kick to the chest.

They can’t share nicely so neither of them can sit comfortably 🙄

Finished the first series of Absentia this evening. Hated it. Straight onto the second then.

Just remembered the time I was so hungover the Iceland Christmas food advert with Jason Donovan made me throw up. I think there was a prawn garland or some such silliness.

It's that time of year