I’ve never seen the fuller version of this before. So cute.

Grammar is important.

Watching the Pitt and Mr W says “it’s a funny thought that when we were watching ER back in the day we were the kids’ age and now we’re the parent’s age.”

Ole!

Artist: @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social

I recently got added to our neighbourhood WhatsApp group kind of against my will and was horrified. Turns out it’s all wholesome and people lending one another stuff and being nice 🥹

Suns out, Wilsons out.

♥️♥️♥️♥️

Bit intense for a Sunday and I’ve debated with myself about sharing this. I’ve edited to allow sharing on here because the original is just over 3 mins. TW for the truth about how men behave in a humanitarian crisis or disaster.

Didn’t get this at first but just looked at the football on the telly and am in bits 🤣

A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

I can’t even, man…

This was meant to be a repost of the best pic you’ve taken of your pet thing but I fucked it up.

Took my dog pals for a walk today. It’s been a while since they’ve seen one another so they were SUPER excited.

Spilt tea on my keyboard and every time I typed it tried to turn the volume up. Admin have completely run out of new keyboards so I’m using an abandoned one that just about works but it’s filthy and gross.

Hello?

Are we back?

*deep breath* Jaws (6) Mississippi Burning (10 - my dad made me watch it) American Werewolf in London (10) Psycho 2 (10) Deer Hunter (11ish? another watch with dad) Silence Of The Lambs (13)

I’m just over half way through this and it’s SO good.

Fucking hell Ep1 S2 of Paradise is an emotional roller coaster

In the earlyish days of Facebook a lad who was in the year above me at school and who never spoke to me sent me a friend request and a message saying “you weren’t hot in school but you’re hot now!” First person I ever blocked on SM.

Can we just go ahead and call it a day with this batshit wockaflocka?

Americans are the worst thing about golf. Shut UP you buffoons.

Maybe Noel just needs a piss.

Listening to an Australian podcast where the host pronounces memo as “mee-mo” and I absolutely *have* to repeat it in a silly little voice. Every. Single. Time.

Lots of ideas on here today of how to help Gaza without entertaining scams and bots. I give to MAPS www.map.org.uk

You can also donate to Doctors Without Borders, it is never a bad idea to donate to Doctors Without Borders: www.doctorswithoutborders.org

I’m meant to be doing housework while Mr W does a big Tesco shop. I’m sure he’ll understand.

Sunday Sunday

Tonight on E4. Ex-rugby star Mike Catt goes to live with actress Rebecca Pidgeon & her family in a 2 week experiment. That's "Fish Out Of Water", 9pm

To celebrate Caturday we went to the vets for boosters and worming tablets.

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

Went out with work people. Hardly anyone recognised me due to dramatic hair colour change.

Big change happening today

We went to see Project Hail Mary last night. I absolutely LOOOOOVED it. What a perfect film for right now.

Robert Jenrick is a vile, petty human being with a soul like a raisin.

Fantastic.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Finishing work a few hours early to go and lie in the sun but in reality I’ll probably end up doing a long overdue tidy in the garden. Either way: WIN.

Sat in the garden for an hour after work. Not convinced tbh but it would be lovely if this is even half accurate

i feel like you all need this