USA starting lineup against Belgium has just been announced by FIFA #USABEL

Please win, Belgium. The blatant corruption is howling.

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

Virtue signalling is worse than all those kids i saved

Stuart bought bottle of wine and i joked that he really liked hot american snacks

Big fan of Musk’s very own “Mirror Mirror On The Wall”

Yuk. Fuck Ange Postecoglou. Hope he fails even after 2 or 3 seasons. Manky bastard

I’m sorry but instant 30-plane airstrike for any player beating hand on ground after being “fouled“

Not a small bit funny that in Scotland he would be named A Stauner

When I choke on my own saliva, which is very, very often, I like to call it a Darwinian Rush

Catholischism. It’s Brexit for mad tims

The King of The North says, “no, not THAT north”

YEARS too late

You can dip in and out but this video is insane. Security guy lets dad and kids backstage to Ghostbusters 2 and they meet everyone. Those lucky kids. What a brilliant thing to find www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/N...

Senegal!! Amazin

Ban their first jobs as well

Just when you thought McCoist was the most annoying one, here comes Shearer. A voice like a man on the pan

Dr Congo just been hit with a massive malpractice lawsuit

New PlayStation marketing just dropped

Is Dr Congo prescribing some defeat?!

Modernise the term “Gaslighting” to “Heatpumping” because it’s funnier

Michael is an unbelievable load of film. We’ve laughed a lot. It’s insane

Thank God but also thank King Charles. TO THE KING!!!

As a protest against Hydration Break, players should be necking kefir and eating dry muffins. Fuck FIFA

This is going to penalties then 7 hours of sudden death

Oh dear. The commentator has just compared the fraternal, convivial atmosphere of this world cup to a rugby match. The sport is fucked and I blame hydration.

That is not a penalty? I don’t understand Mumford and Sons, maths, truffles and now football (to add to the large and growing list)

South Africa V Canada has taken its leisurely energy from the Scottish Premier league. I am bored af

brings a tear to an eye youtu.be/BV7AfWxKxyQ?...

Is anyone watching bbc2. Lol. Pish

What is the bangin techno outside in Glasgow now? Canny be belle and seb

God save our Thing!

I was going to complain that England got Panama while we got Brazil and Morocco but we have a really REALLY tricky history with Panama that led Scotland having to joining the UK so. Arghh fuck

Idea for a near future sci-fi horror. They dig and find paper straws and rocket launching sites on Mercury and Mars

Introducing Rock Action’s newest signing (Jus kidn)

Hohohoho

I do this in Tesco

Just read that on one of the Valve guys yachts he has a fully operational hospital. So what, we have hospitals in our city. Not the flex you think it is Gabe

She was only 26 at the start of this game

I’m half brazilian. Check my onlyfans

It’s shite being scottish. Apart from all the free stuff

A mauling

DREADFUL.

The beautiful game but NOT THE BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM. SHITE

Has nobody paid attention to the fact that this new Labour saviour is named because he burned ham. Jesus Christ man. Look.

100% Trump has misread that as a “Migration Break” and sent in ICE stormtroopers to the stadium

See for the next world cup can we have morocco and brazil again Mr FIFA? (Bear in mind both those countries will be gone due to climate change and Scotland will be basically be the world’s Winchester Tavern)

IS ALLY MCCOIST EATING WHILE COMMENTATING OR HAVE HIS TEETH GROWN AGAIN THROUGH THE POWER OF PURE STAUNCHNESS

I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.