I’m running amok

This won’t happen, of course, but it should.

I had 12k followers on twitter and now i have 2k. Are you telling me i am 10 thousand people less amazing on bluesky? Tell that to your therapist, idiot. Fuck off

Norm MacDonald YouTube weekend. Treat yourself

Montreal schoolkids playing one of our tunes is a right tonic so it is youtu.be/h1ZGQAvbGBo?...

This guy‘s brain is two clowns fucking three clowns

Now would be a funny time for Keir Starmer to have a massive go at Rod Stewart on Twitter

💚 PASSED 💚 Glasgow Greens' motion in support of Trongate 103 has passed, with £200k of property support for cultural organisations. However we also want a long-term solution & urge City Property to make a sustainable future of Trongate 103 in the interests of culture not capital ✊

Yours truly does a bit of vocoder on this. It is, despite this, an excellent score.

Jfc. This is a 9 year old making a 4 year old a cheese sandwich

Wish i could Matrix-download “Entertain Weans for 2 solid weeks” algorithm but also “karate”

Tommy Robinson accidentally posting on the wrong account.

This is honestly my favourite post he’s done. They'll be studying this one for centuries in politics courses and very possibly to train therapists

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Not just funny, but also a perfect encapsulation of my current mood

That’s one hell of a cover…..

That’s the bog re-done

I’m going to the ritz

Excellent April Fools from the Guardian

I used to look exactly like this

Would anybody like to have a stroke?

My wife just said that an Average White Band song on the radio sounded like Funkadelic does anyone have a spare room

They don’t even know they’re writing out next song titles

So frustrating seeing people harass bands from the UK/Europe about when they’re going to tour the US. How about YOU travel overseas to see them play, if you think it’s that financially easy to do. Also… it’s the US

I’ve just realised that when Trump talks it’s sounds like when you’re trying to explain a dream you had and there was a slime that stopped the bicycle bear gears from changing which made it hard to the garage was full of nothing but printers and I’m pretty sure Sting is throwing potatoes at her keys

Did she aye

Cackle

The stability of this bigly genius

Ground invasion will go really well. Also, i got some NFTs. Anyone want to buy em

Ostensibly a Glasgow kiss in first minute of this match with Japan

hi, this is the bottom of barrel speaking, something just burst through me at incredible speed and i need an ambulance

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You have to presume Wilfried Nancy is secretly running the USA’s shitshow war. 🤡 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I did thing for my great pal and overall legend of our planet

So proud of my boys The Twilight Sad on their release day ❤️✊🏼🙌🏼

Giant thanks to whomever paid £620 for the only vinyl copy of me and Kathryn Joseph’s song “Lorica Pink” Money goes to Tiny Changes charity. Well done kind person. 🫵🏆

🎤“We built this city….. We built this city on fidgetcore”🎤

Oh please can i come and tour and lose money in your country and maybe even get arrested please Get to fuck

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Off to that London. Bringing hunners ay scottish tenners and a scowl

Also, boycott the world cup. Don’t go there

You ought to buy this

I hope Iran awards Trump a peace prize after this. For total LOLS

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“State of that. Completely inappropriate for top-flight football” - Tannadice pitch on Celtic

put the celtic board into hormuz pleez

Hate to say it but this game needs a streaker