If you go to the US for any reason you are mad www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/D...

Internet: show me all 3 celtic goals in 32k at 2000fps on a Samsung Hairdryer. Thanks

Absolutely biggest little mix fan ever

Football trophy engraver in scotland will be thankful for some variety this season

@kathrynjoseph11.bsky.social Like the thoughts of a cactus, and the nightmares of a goat…..”

I quite enjoy the celtic tv media voice commentary. It’s like when you were a kid and tried commentating on an imaginary game. Every word said three times longer than required.

This Turkish barbers in Glasgow got fed up with Nigel Farage’s comments about businesses like theirs, so 👇🤣👏

Feels like a day for Os Mutantes so it does

Never seen good burger or the george clinton dance scene until now. Result

Is this real www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/s/...

🚨 Attention: Foreign tourists 🚨

Peter Thiel needs to meet some Daleks

I highly doubt it

Calls to remove the cone from the statue of the Duke of Wellington in Glasgow have restarted (it happens interminably every few years) It’s clearly a stupid idea. Like making New York taxis grey instead of yellow If anything needs to go it’s the aristocratic twat on a horse. Bin him. Keep the cone

Napoleon - Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake Kemi -

Laughed at this. In my probably hellish opinion it’s *mostly neurodivergent and often introverted folk that are in music. Maybe not admin but definitely bands and crew etc Masking and booze is a thing as well

That wee girl is me

What band is the Avatar of music. Loads of money spent on them but zero cultural impact. I’m going to wait until you say something first

I don’t want to say who it is, but i watched Mike Leigh’s Abigail’s Party decades ago with someone who enjoyed it because they liked Demis Roussous and not because of the suffocating insecurity of it all.

Hi I’m Brewster from Brewster’s millions and I’d like to pay $7m to watch a film today

Just won a FIFA Grammy! Get it up you!

In the future we’re still going to need Dallas style book depository and/or grassy knoll theories about whether trump shat himself on telly despite our eyes and ears and if you were there, olfactory senses. Back and to the left!

@gralefrit.bsky.social Teehee

I am loving The Lowdown telly show. Pure good

No self awareness as the guys who basically brought you brexit are saying britain is broken. What a laugh

Numerous european bands won’t have to lose money or break even on US tours, or dangerously depend on merch money to make any money at all

Things i learned tonight. Glasgow live website is a mad reform/hun website. Yikes

Here’s a list of rangers fans In the comments www.facebook.com/glasgowlive/...

www.heraldscotland.com/news/2581334... Yas. The film i scored won an award. Not because of me obvz

@heliconglasgow.bsky.social saw yr present to tony at studio today. Looks great

No not Catherine O’Hara. Fuck sake. Legend.

Lol. I’m just about to walk to work on some of the mentioned streets. Wish me luck

Yearning for normal

Uncle Sausage

Honestly this is better than the film youtu.be/-2LIKOKBeO4?...

Do they mean me?

Just watched kids school performance assembly where they dropped the precious doll-baby twice. I was in tears. More of this.

Truffles are disgusting and you’re wrong. More from me in 45 mins

WHIT? Yanks out of Scotland now

And yet they voted for him

SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese. Steady yourselves for this Ready? You’re not even close to being ready

THE GOALIE SCORED!! Haaaaaa omg

One way to do it

Even with fans I’m an absolute nothing and that’s alright with me. I have tea

Who the frock is going to this pish?

Reform UK Councillor Mick Cockerham of Newton Abbot South making a pretty sick statement.

2030 Sports Almanac: After 4 long years Glasgow Celtic FC finally decided to buy a player from Gretna as they suffered relegation to the 3rd division

Tell me again how this BBC editorialising is just my cognitive bias... This isn't a quote from anywhere. It's just the BBC's description of this disgraced, divisive politician.

Can someone please delete this - it's making us look like a bunch of hypocritical twats.

He wears a glove to cover his fucked hand and they come out with this for the cult. Really fun.