Now the cannibals have some non-cannibals trapped, ready to be cooked. A rival cannibal hates other cannibals so much he murders the captive non-cannibals who were going to be eaten anyway and now ALL the cannibals are in a rage because they believe this is an attack on their...oh I don't get it

Triple Sabotage? I mean you could just rip his wig off, pull down his shit filled trousers and grab his shoes to show the inserts for a better treble whammy. Not to mention the inch thick facial foundation

Has a Scottish proctologist ever said Shed yer breeks and spread yer cheeks I live in hope

Got new Slow Horses to watch by immediately fast forwarding that hellish Jagger tune. Beyond parody

Was the gender reveal that he was a man, as per? 🤡

There's sporadic phone reception at this rapture. 4/10

Autism was discovered in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1950. Release the Epstein Files

Wait until they hear that band Creed are playing for eternity at the rapture event

Not reading books causes people to say paracetamol causes autism 🙃

Really enjoying how raging the wee satsuma nazi must be with Kimmel. Good night normal people 🥂

Scoring perfect scores on the thick-as-shit examination. 😶

Rest well Keith.

Evergreen

Aberbayjin and Albania The mango actually said that. A perfectly designed creature. A pedomorph if you will.

The regular old right wingers were always *just keeping a lid on their fascism when it wasn't ok to say the quiet bits loud. None of this shite is surprising

Old Gregg's "Could you learn to love me?" is the creepiest delivery in TV history, never to be surpassed. Get it out my head.

And if you joke about this you lose your job. What a place

Just watched this for the first time. Dead good. Penda's Fen ia801403.us.archive.org/21/items/pen...

Anyone else remember this? Taken me years to find it. Not that good. Lol youtu.be/C3HCyK0X25M?...

Fuck this

UK magazine cover

He was like a son to me, and I hate my sons

If white people are the supreme race how come I just shat myself

It's a great photo despite the amount of old virgins on view. A foreign politician's hat and a dog mascot that is one of the unhealthiest breeds. Absolute cinema

I seem to have a lot of contacts in my phone with the surname "New"

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I love it and you love it.

A cannibal eats another cannibal then all of the other cannibals want to go to war with the non-cannibals because they’re angry that it was a cannibal who ate their cannibal and not a non-cannibal. I think I’m getting this whole situation now.

This is peak stupidity

Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

Happy release day @gruffrhys.bsky.social !!!! So proud to be putting this out on @rockactionrecords.scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Oh no. Anyway.

I make a funny for you

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

They seem a lot more bothered by this guy than completely innocent children in schools.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Maybe not a great time to play a show in Poland tomorrow. 😵‍💫

Interesting Latvian experience. Our tour manager “where’s all the vegan rider things?” Rep: “I looked at the list and I wouldn’t eat any of that stuff so I didn’t buy it” It’s one of *those days

Lao Tzu : “A leader is best when people barely know he exists. When his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves." The mad pedo:

Did some Celtic fans forget that actual tories run the club. That’s their type so of course that’s their statement. 🤷‍♂️

In congress no one can hear you laugh

Change the word Venezuela to USA. Do you see?

Maniac

I see Scottish football is eschewing goals at an international level too now 🫶

Could live here in Scandinavia if music sales were at early 90s levels and I also was a film star

"The Tory Party is dead" says Nadine Dorries, as she defects to Reform

Just checked an atlas. Fucking miles away