Oooooh betty

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.

Just texted this to a pal “Presbyterian joyless cadences”and might have a song title out of it

Can america fuck off for a couple centuries please

I’m in Arbroath. The smoky fish is so far very good. Well done Arbroath

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The The Kinks

Bardo Pond 1 Bardot Gone 0 One for the indie heads who aren’t mad racists. Also makes no sense but

Just made 2 cups of tea in a row. Never before have i put the milk in first with the tea bag. I scoffed before. It tasted better to this old man. Would you like a fight about it

It’s weird when 2 unrelated posts appear next to each other that are a bit similar

Peter Capaldi is in the playpark here. Dr Who and me, Dr Whit. Together at last

The potential to be the funniest thing in years is here

Me with a few years left on my american work visa

My favourite thing about Signal is that you eventually get a reply

Happy Xmas, i shagged yer da. Energy

Merry Christmas to you and yours 🎄

If you’ve been bad this year you don’t get a piece of coal, you get a mini solar panel. Santa gone woke

Has reddit just recently turned into mostly r/circlejerksopranos? It’s like when that bari person destroyed CBS, but funnier and still annoying somehow.

Was thinking about this last year, and the things that mattered in it, and then some music came on and, well...

We still don’t know what the long, brown, caked-in-mud root veg that came in the delivery box is. A xmas mystery. 🎅

Merry Christmas from all at the Tripe Marketing Board!

Adopts Rick James voice COCAIIIIIIIIINE www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

The wean has dropped my fancy bluetooth speaker bringing her at 1-1 with the other wean for destroying the KEF speakers at around a similar age. This is why i got rid of a turntable

This is an absolute disgrace of an article. 7% of the electorate in this council ward voted for Reform and yet the BBC News report it as this.

Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is: It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors It has a beginning a middle and an end It has a soundtrack The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era

Jesus Living Holy Christ My Lord Of Cows. www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

Yer Da shouts at hotels

What the fuck is this www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycin...

Van Morrison is absolutely fucking shite isn’t he

Studio chat: fender coronado II sounds better before plugging it into an amp. Big stakes on this one

Maybe he’s the new Stein then?

EBTs now for Celtic

Deary me we might have gotten a rangers adjacent manager in all the confusion of the Epstein files being buried.

The worst thing about sleep paralysis is when you think, right I’ll just ignore the sleep demon….. and then you can’t because it needs to get you.

That’s pretty literal.

Can you bet on FIFA peace prize winner and no-new-wars Trump declaring distracting war the day before we find out real proof on Epstein files? PaddyPower opening a book on that?

I love them. I’m especially attached to the scamp on the left. He replied to a tweet once and i was sad when i forgot to save it and cancelled twitter the day fuckface bought it. Should have framed it. 🥺

It’s the bible for this kind of thing

America is so fucked

When you get a text from a pal and reply then they don’t receive your reply. What are they in a bunker. Fuck sake.

Well done St Mirren. Least unlikeable fans in Scotland

Oh shit. Celtic are shite again

I'm privileged to call Robin a friend, and as such, have seen behind the curtains with what went on with Monkey Cage. When BBC bosses say they don't recognise his version of events, I was being told of them by Robin in real time. This stuff has been going on for YEARS. I'm heartbroken for him.

My wife just summarised the tv show Dave as: I’ve got one ball. I’ve got one terrible ball I have had 8 hernias

Fuckin hell emma thompson slaying rowan atkinson on graham norton is brutal

Red wine is just white wine you need to drink slower otherwise your wince

For the record, Robin Ince is a superb comedian, an absolute mensch, a remarkable thinker and the kindest human you’ll ever meet. And the BBC is a genuinely great and globally unique institution that needs to stop being afraid. I think that’s where most of its faults and issues stem from.

Admittedly haven’t seen it yet but reading a few articles that Andy Serkis’ Animal Farm has softened the story in a time where maybe it should have gone full effin’ tilt is a bit weird. I dunno, i write wee daft tunes for a living, don’t ask me but it needs maybe a south park Saddam Hussein dog? 💁‍♂️