Labour doing labour their wee labour things. Bless

Latin America > Other America

Haven’t been in a single south american hotel that doesn’t have 120dB drilling at 10am. I don’t mean the sexy kind. It might be an elaborate prank by one of my enemies or all the hotels are fucked

Don’t see this often at one of our gigs. Was so much fun

So far Pluribus is a fairly accurate depiction of every time I’ve had customer service in a restaurant in the USA

The CURRENT sitting MP for Clacton earns £511,000 as a presenter for GB News and took £281,000 as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion. So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.

There’s folk on here saying the bbc news is a trusted service. It might be more trusted than many others but my god not enough. The anti palestinian stuff is criticised by its *own journalists ffs

They know their shit in Buenos Aires

I can’t believe such a mod haircut gammon as that Milei guy has anything to do with this great city No Buenos Haires

Name one time a mole made a mountain out of a nanohill.

Mark Cousins for Director General Pipe dream but so what

So far Celtic vs Killie was a better game than Boca vs River Plate. I don’t write the news man

Things you could get rid of and not really miss: Sprinkles Mouth Organs BBC News

AI referees now. Cheers

Elon is getting $274 million every day for 10 years on top of his other wealth and if that’s not a precise explanation that money can’t buy happiness, i dunno what I’m supposed to tell you

Insane. We’ve been asked to do the score for the new Gremlins film by the new pope

Me when my alarm clock goes off on a Saturday morning

Quite a headline.

Yeeeesh. First time watching a Celtic game (or any match) on a plane, over the Andes……and this is the game i have to watch.

What a daft place

Gutted that we have AI in the name of our band. Except in some spanish speaking countries (and Italy sometimes) where they have artificial yintelligence

This concerned me this morning going to breakfast in the Rio hotel. What could this mean.

I honestly haven’t cringed reading something as much as this bwitin is dying. Fuck off virgin lad

Noone gives a shit about your Wordle score. The pandemic was 5 years ago.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Chris Sutton is the greatest living Englishman. Fight me

Just sayin

Best thing ever

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE

Christ the internet in Brazil is the speed that Reform UK want us to remember and get back to. No celtic for me today

The funniest thing in a while. They might as well start a new Ra

I’ve been eating all sorts of food for my 5 decades and without any competition the worst food is the Portuguese Francesinha. Atrocity. Discuss 🤢

Staff dressed up in duty free area at the airport is so spooky, i had to leave the airport. Why would you frighten the customers away?? One of them was dressed as the plane-wing monster from that Twilight Zone. Bloody idiots.

This wee guy in my taxi is window freedom. Bring em back WHOLESALE

An old video for the spookiest night of the year: the day Nevada became the 36th state. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwDqRXec4s

I’m dressing up as Cyrus The Virus from ConAir for this halloween flight to Brazil. How will this “fly” with the airline crew? We just can’t know.

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What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your Gregg’s Benedict.

Found footage of me running on stage too early www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART- AND YOU ARE DEAD THATS THE END OF THIS CHORUS

Twenty’s Plenty

Diet Hearts 😛

That was finally a bit of fun fitba again HH

⚽️🎤WE’RE NO HERE

The racist pricks being outnumbered and defeated in a civil war is far more inevitable than a civil war. Jus sayin

Yes. I must vote for this

It’s probably just me but i think this new york mayoral election campaign has been going on since the cretaceous period

Facebook memories reminding me of this today.

Donald Zoolander about to do a bad murder