I keep joking that I “aggravated an old fisting injury” cause the reality is much less interesting (I have no idea what happened, but it’s definitely hurt)

What if we flirted and we were both boys

hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks

str**ght men sure do love to trail a cloud of cologne around them at all times huh

me: I think I feel my best mentally on fridays. @milehighmatt.northsky.social: of course you do! it’s fat cock friday! your body is surging with fat cock power!

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Imagine a country being so bigoted that nobody can safely eat lettuce

The most elegant tense in English, the Law Enforcement Exonerative

ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began. These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system. Abolish ICE.

Just a simple biblical observation

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

“A brief and sudden illness”

cried a lot during the sheep detectives, no one warned me it was a dead dad feelings movie!!!!!

maybe being in a body of water will heal me

someone’s begging for boneless wings

it's my friday! (it's friday)

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Have not seen it pointed out enough that the Trump admin's targeting of the Smithsonian is being influenced by David Barton, the debunked amateur historian and Christian nationalist activist who has spent decades peddling claims that church-state separation is a myth.

why is it that every interview with the vampire/vampire lestat season has to have at least one story line that pisses me off

we had a wonderful time…back to reality today!

I recommend kissing your friends a whole lot 😘🥰

I don’t think any of us fully appreciate how much companies love doing this. It is their favorite thing in the world. They cannot get enough of it.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

oh, canada?

celebrating america by heading to a superior country (canada) tomorrow

i can’t stop laughing at this

reminding myself that sometimes good friends become distant friends then non-friends and that’s just the cycle of things, we can’t control it

every time I come to Seattle I weep for the trains Denver could have had, rather than building them out to the suburbs where no one wants to go…

this Madonna album… it’s quite good

dad got a new harness in Seattle

She yeeted the baby

shopped, now having an afternoon bev

Stoned in a coffee shop in Seattle, as g*d intended

You have never laughed as hard as the Washington Post reporter who wrote this sentence.

shocked!!!

It’s 2030. All games have AI and you can’t get a physical version if you want to. The government requires you to subscribe to DisneyParamount+ and it still has ads. Ticketmaster now has a “get a second mortgage” button on their checkout page. Audiences hate Jared Leto’s performance as Naruto.

Boggles the mind that the entire world saw ICE execute defenseless people in the street and somehow there are still sitting Democrats who have a wide open flank on abolishing the agency

signed out of slack, deleted outlook from my phone…see you soon seattle

ok queers just a few hours left in June and then it's time to shut the fuck up and finally let the cis people talk, they've been so patient and quiet and respectful, especially the new york times, so let them have their turn for eleven months, that's only fair now

excited for rep. kiros and state rep iris halpern come this fall

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

gay sex….. what a beautiful concept

Running for president, or really any federal office, without a plan to deal with this out of control institution is pointless. You might as well play pretend

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As with some other things, i suspect if we have another dem president we will discover that the court did not so much transfer power to the executive as to themselves, ie they will find novel bullshit reasons to block a dem president the same way the find novel bullshit reasons to enable trump

Still think we don't need regulations? Smdh