HOLD ME NOWWWW I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking Maybe six feet ain't so far down

This is what should have happened to Boq at the end of Wicked

Saw Wicked: For Good and teared up at the end

Been so bored with books lately, I’ve got a plan on how to get “The Winds of Winter” done

My Face ID when I try to unlock my phone with dark sunglasses on

Someone please create an app or tv setting that automatically turns the volume DOWN during tv commercials

The entire tv series will have lasted 3 times longer than the actual Dance of the Dragons did in the book

We need to bring back the malfunctioning purple street lights. That was such a vibe

I’ve been working on my laptop nonstop since 7:30am

This is who’s begging and pleading with you on Teams IM

I come from a long line of people who stick their hands way too close to an active garbage disposal

The role I play in my household

I’ve been on Bluesky for a year, but more importantly been OFF Twitter for a year

Haven’t had a good cry in awhile, I think I’ll watch Stepmom tonight

Moira Rose in “The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening”

Ok Pluribus is realllyyyy good. Vince Gilligan doesn’t miss

Ok this has happened several times now, when I’m laying in bed eyes closed just about to fall asleep, and I hear a sudden noise, I see a flash of white light and it jolts me fully awake and freaks me tf out

I have to dissociate every time I’m prepping a rotisserie chicken

Remember this kid? This is him now

3 meetings before 10 am on a Monday

Good fucking luck getting people out to canvass for Dems next year. Seriously wtf is the pitch to people when I knock on their door?

Well that lasted FIVE DAYS

Hi*h and just go blasted with a core memory of playing Anticipation on NES as a kid. Pictionary had nothing on this bitch

What it feels like to make espresso at home

Three eggs always seems like it should be more food than it actually is

The Novavax booster is kicking my ass this year for some reason

Not a single sweatshirt I own has long enough sleeves for my Gumby ass arms

I can’t have a meet at 3:30, Judge Judy is on

It’s giving pop up bar

Feeing more engaged and positive after last night, but in the same breath thinking “how will establishment Dems screw the momentum up this time?”

A question for any of those rich New Yorkers that said they’d leave if Mamdani was elected

Off-year elections giving me the faintest whiff of hope

Those of us who don’t live in NYC, VA, or NJ watching election results roll in

84… he was just a fucking kid (killer)

I’ve somehow found myself consumed by Ben Quadinaros fancams

I once had a manager I talked to like twice a year. I miss those days

I’m feeling very soap boxy today

Now I better not hear all you fall/winter lovers complaining about it being dark at 4 pm, you asked for it!

Bugonia

I had one Bloody Mary for lunch and now I’m ready for a nap

Putting together a last minute Halloween costume

Screaming, crying, throwing up

On call all Halloween weekend

I met a life coach at a party once and he asked what my ideal career would be and I said retired and he followed me around the rest of the night trying to help me find my “purpose”

Can someone please invent a healthy chocolate chip ice cream cookie sandwich

It’s not even 1pm on a Wednesday

I was just reminded of the last time I blacked out

Well, if it steps like a goose… or however that saying goes

I’m happy to be a salty baseball fan because I’m refusing to give the World Series my one view. That game seemed like torture

For some reason I’m locked out of all my work apps this morning