Will the Bluesky lifeboats be seated according to class?

Began my day being startled awake

I don’t know why but I have to do push ups with my eyes closed

Walking into my 26 year old brother’s victorian gothic apartment

I doubled down with Bibimbap

Ate too many birria tacos

Minneapolis for the weekend

The Bluesky servers have spoken this morning

Trying to put just the right amount of cream in my coffee so it’s not too light

Meteorologists during tornado warnings

Gamemakers putting everyone in the Hunger Games arena

Netflix hurry up with season 3 of The Boyfriend

We did it Joe. It actually turned out much better than I expected. It will suffice until I gut the kitchen in like 3 years

Woke up with the Animaniacs Insurrection jingle stuck in my head

I have to like this every week or else I’ll die

Me to myself for no reason

I feel like we’re getting dangerously close to him tearing down the Smithsonian and building a replica Volkshalle

“Runway” by Lady Gaga and Doechii

Slowly morphing into Christine Baskets as I migrate to buying everything from Costco instead of Amazon

We hebben een serieus probleem

In a bout of mania, I decided to strip and repaint all my kitchen cabinets. Pray for me because I’m too far in to back out now

I don’t think the human psyche is made to withstand the whiplash of a potential WWIII a few hours ago to a liberal super majority in the WI Supreme Court now

Exhausted, tired, sick of all *this*, went and voted and it helped (a bit)

Oh baby, I made my therapist work for his check today

For no particular reason, it’s good to have a go bag with a couple changes of clothes, your passport, cash, important docs. If staying in your house, one gallon of water per person/day, 7-10 days of non-perishable food, crank radio, soap, med kit.

My Dad’s surprise 60th was full of family, friends, love, and Elvis. He’s been a skilled trickster his whole life so to finally pull one over on him was sweet.

This bitch feels like it’s on the brink of collapse

Could this app please work for more than 3 minutes at a time?

Just realized I’ve been working remote for 6 years

Had a fantastic Easter brunch and dinner!

Were you supposed to cry during Project Hail Mary? Because I did

Me when I wear 5 inch shorts

Took an edible and now thinking about male primogeniture

Correcting someone in a meeting

I’m going to need a Mother Mary x Vox Lux mashup stat

Please no April Fools, I’m too gullible

Kristi Noem’s husband leaving his family today

The annual spring cold has has hit my head

I’m losing my will to post

Been really into Madonna lately

You’re laughing? We’re living through Earth’s 6th mass extinction event and you’re laughing?

Brewers baseball is back baby

On call this week and everything that can go wrong has gone wrong

Sushi restaurants have to give up trying to name new rolls at a certain point because what is this

This is how the US government is going to announce the next draft lottery

What’s going on with the phantom reposts on here?

I’m sorry, did I peep KATYA in the final season of Hacks?

It’s Sunday afternoon and I’m still hungover

Won $200 on Roulette, lost $300 on slots

Soft touch car washes