Second week of the year and I’m still trying to catch a break

Everyone that uses Polymarket is watching the Patriots game. Wrong audience Golden Globes

My financial advisor

At the casino

A sliver of sunlight at 5:15 pm

Me - “I have soo much work to do” Also me in the middle of a work day - “If I don’t know what team on Legends of the Hidden Temple won the most games right now I’m going to lose it”

You’re telling me this icon’s son is Flynn Rider?

The TV Moms accepting of their LGBTQ+ sons will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY (Source: @DEADLINE)

Almost just got on a work call wearing my 9/11 Hooters shirt

Where are all the “1000-lb Sisters” stans at?

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams on Hot Ones when?

The casino is calling my name

Big mood today

Day 3 of Whole30

Timeline sucks rn, might I highly suggest Ember & Ice as a distraction

January has been coming in hot lately and not in a good way

Could a Muppet win an Academy Award for Best Actor/Actress?

Friday after being off for basically two straight weeks

Explaining the plot of “Runaway Bride” to people who have never seen it and accidentally going off on a tangent

It’s twenty-twenty

High on NYE

My resolution for 2026 is to take more pictures and videos

2025 in a nutshell

I’m sorry but there’s literally no one hotter on film than Cary Elwes in “The Princess Bride”

4pm is pajama o’clock time

“Talk to you next year!”

Woke up thinking about the old King Kong ride at Universal Studios

We need Architectural Digest home tours but for bloomf homes on here

Heated Rivalry Season 2 Shane planning his honeymoon with Ilya

Starting my relaxing and restful Christmas Eve by driving to 10 separate locations of varying distances throughout the day

Stretching before I make Choux pastry because I know my back is about to go through it

Going out Christmas caroling tonight

All day at work today

The new hanky code

Gaining .0001 seconds of daylight back tomorrow

Nephew’s 3rd birthday party was Iron Man/rainbow themed. So you know I had to show up as the rainbow Iron Man

The ladies of Heated Rivalry episode 5

Mr. Marbles died. This year truly has sucked so hard. RIP to an absolute legend

Lacoste had me in such a chokehold in high school

“This meeting is being recorded and/or transcribed”

My step-doghter

Local strip club for sale on Facebook Marketplace. You really can buy anything online

You know what really gets me in the holiday spirit? Sitting in on risk management process meetings all day

Sometimes I forget I have free will and can just eat a box of mac and cheese on a whim

Buying my dad a bowling ball for Christmas because I was born and raised in the Midwest

Need to be dipped in a vat of Aveeno like Baron Harkonnen

I think about this clip 200x a day since seeing it. I can’t get it out of my mind

Forgot there was a bay leaf in my soup

Did Trader Joe’s fuck with the Peppermint Joe Joe's this year? Something tastes off