Is it really, really real?

Jackie Jormp-Jomp live and in concert

Happy Pride!

Being an ex-smoker during Pride is TOUGHHHHH

Nothing says Pride like chugging 4 drinks at 2 gay bars and coming home to put together a Burrow Opera media console

Ready for Pride weekend

Meg Stalter in June

My notes app is a mess

Summer Thursdays 😎

Spending my night curled up watching videos of a guy going to farmers markets and buying from vendors with no customers and bawling my eyes out

When you put your hands in your pockets, are you making a fist or flat hands?

My daily face moisturizer smells like paint

Found a decapitated baby bunny in the middle of my completely fenced in backyard… so that’s a little unsettling

I’m running out of excuses to not attend voluntary work events

PSA to start off Pride month

Many people forget that Millennials actually had a manosphere growing up

I fear if I don’t lock myself away in a dark room now I won’t make it out past 10 pm for MKE Pride next weekend

Why can I only watch the first 3 seconds of an Instagram video before it has to buffer for 30 seconds and then resume? It’s almost every time!

A russian energy drink called Centigrade, made from the water of spent nuclear fuel

You’re telling me that man from Obsession couldn’t get ANYone just being his weird hot self?

“I think I have another hour”

The mark of a perfect tv show is a 5 season run

I can’t even watch the preview for the finale of Hacks idk how I’m going to watch the episode itself

The only fights I would want to see at this thing

Wishing bloomfs I’ve never met Happy Birthday

Just learned that the AccuWeather CEO has been lobbying to privatize weather reporting and disband NOAA… Can we have no good weather apps?!?

Does anyone own this cookie jar? If so, would you like to sell it to me? I will pay top dollar

Same vibe

Italians just know how to do weddings

I think I got what he was saying

Didn’t pack a belt for a wedding today and forgot about the blue laws in Bergen County, NJ. Can I DoorDash a belt from another county?

I want to sing this at every wedding I go to

Wedding in New Jersey this weekend, will be staying in

Hello it is me, normal average Midwest American homosexual. I love guns, freedom, rights, and high quality Russian crude petroleum, refined petroleum, petroleum gas, coal, briquettes and similar manufactured solid fuels. You should too. свобода! 🦅

There’s a MADtv podcast called Mad Rewind and no one told me about it?

Getting a new office rug so naturally I have to wash my desk chair outside because it’s nasty

Can’t stop listening to Mayhem Requiem Die With a Smile

Flights booked for Italy

Bluesky

🚨 Bluesky post containment breach 🚨

Time for my daily intake of four eggs

Asking my 3 year old nephew if he has a stomach ache because I can’t bring myself to say the words belly or tummy

Coming to you live from the frozen custard capital of the world

Mamie Gummer sounds like a name of one of Roger the Alien’s personas

70 degrees on a Friday afternoon

An old iPad I was using as a weather station for years almost blew up in my face this morning. Granted it has been plugged in and on for like 5 straight years

Mayhem Requiem got me like

I have saved GIFs in my phone that are 12 years old

Sitting in the waiting room of my Rheumatologist with a bunch of elderly people