I saw a dachshund take a dump in the Luxor hotel once

Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

i really really really like this image

the right attitude

whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all

Industry still hasn't really grappled with the fact that its' entire marketing arm forgot how to function cause of the share button and then epic divorce man killed it if a game isn't on pc I basically do not see anyone post caps or footage anymore

the most common response I've seen to this news is 'he had a new game?'

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.

The most American ass football player of all time

I'm so glad he's back! ...wait, what do you mean that's a different Mega Man? commission for @dpalecks.bsky.social

Oh, okay. Bye 🤷

Philip Rivers in the huddle

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

not a fan of this melee game

Olive Oyl likes watching Popeye and Bluto beat each other up, I think. There's a sexual gratification to it. She plays them against each other to assert her desirability. It's all a game.

here’s my 2025 “art recap” lol #greatestjubileats

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

Fangio broke them and people forgot too quick

Josh hits it.

Ball

just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians

だっこいや！

we all got that one friend who fucked up their stat distribution on character creation

PRONOMS

jc denton: why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway. leo gold: expanding the definition of a 'parkway' allowed robert moses greater power over how he could use transit to achieve his racist goals. jc: wait, i was just making a - hold on, i need to go look some things up-

CALLER: Please hurry!! They're mixing and mingling in the jingling feet!! They're jingling around the clock!! 9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.

after a while youve pissed out all the liquid in ur body and replaced it with new liquids. ship of peeseus

There is a humorous error message in Paper Mario: Color Splash. When loading Luigi, the game does a quick "bone check" to see if his position is defined. If he fails his bone check, the developer console prints out "Luigi is elegal!!", likely a misspelling of "Luigi is illegal".

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:

The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.

Finished Prime 4 today. Took me about 12 hours. And I had SO many thoughts on it, I had to write over 5000 words on it. Metroid is very, very important to me, and I was so sadly disappointed in Prime 4. I think I'll be sad for ages. Here's a link to my review: lizstar64.github.io/ramastery/20...

In order to transition I had to get letters from two different therapists confirming that I have a hard time in dangerous terrain such as cliffs

This is what happened to me

Good night y’all! Here’s Pudge wearing a knitted Bowling Green Helmet.

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💕Noi's Fits!🖤 The main fit and some alternative outfits for my vtuber sona o/

helloooo please help my nation, my family’s town, and our sacred land and sign this petition thank you

It gets exhausting watching people race to find the worst takes from the most hateful people about things they ostensibly like. I want to see your genuine feelings about something, don't hide your excitement or disappointment behind screenshots of the most obnoxious bigot you could find crashing out

note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response

(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!