I really love Sean Clements. I listen to every podcast episode that he guests on. I find him very relatable on a certain level, it feels like he is me if I wasn't a dumb fuckup

LOL

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

It would be cool to not be in a constant state of On The Brink

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

I really hope Disney is learning the same lesson Target has been learning all year: most of the conservatives on Twitter are bots that don’t spend money, whereas their pissed off progressive customer base absolutely spends money, and will now be spending it elsewhere because of their capitulation.

OK I know the whole Idiocracy is a documentary thing is really dumb but you gotta admit that this in particular is a little Idiocracy

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Wow

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

Yes, we really do need this. I believe that.

Jim from The Office (US) should have caught several ass-beatings

At this point, anyone denying or minimizing the descent into fascism is a person who supports and will benefit from fascism (or at least they think so)

Could the dems maybe stop screaming "I am a giant pussy" on the internet every five seconds?

I am hungry

This feels like a strain of anti-intellectualism. "Everything must be able to be explained super simply." Sorry but the world is in fact complex.

People should be canceling their cable plans for high-speed internet only. Just drop their asses, you don't need them.

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

Ya gotta laugh

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Got to Day 7 on Shogun Showdown. Going to take a little break after beating my head against Day 6 for a couple of days. Trying Rogue Legacy 2. Slay the Spire 2 cannot get here soon enough. This has been Roguelite Talk

Just said "I'm actually not interested in having a conversation right now" to a couple of religious solicitors at my door. Felt rude but good.

In retrospect, thinking that we were always on a long-term upward trajectory as a society was naive. It's always been leading to this, because the worst monsters on earth wield all the power and they will never give it up.

Why didn't anyone tell me there were new episodes out?!

This is easily the worst time for free speech in my life. Between crackdown on student protestors, Trump admin attacks on journalists and academics, organized conservative cancel mobs targeting random people for mild speech acts... very dark. And the "free speech" pundits are all cowering in silence

I think I just don't like anything anymore

The world is excruciatingly dumb

Man I love cancel culture

I'm drinking pumpkin beer so get ready for bad posts that get deleted later, in an hour or two

Every single person who ever supported Trump for even a fraction of a second should be dumped into the middle of the ocean.

don’t forget!

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

Hm

Everyone in charge of NYT, WaPo, and WSJ need to stand trial one day

Is it me or is all the news bad, even entertainment news?

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

hearing that the shooter heard the word “transgender” once…….

New rule: I am not allowed to click "sort by top controversial" on Reddit anymore

It's definitely not scary at all in America, we're doing great. I'm at work just like any other day, no looming cataclysm

A thread of all the elected Democrats who've put out statements of support for trans people this week as Republicans manufacture a genocide: 🧵

People treat you differently when you are a poodle 🐩

*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no

I am out here among you, in the world (at the pharmacy)

FU CK

Said something mean and got notifications all day. Normally I get like 2 per day. Guess I should be mean more often.