If I ever make a game I will put "special thanks: Anita Sarkeesian" in the credits even though she had nothing to do with the game just so I can make people upset

Mensa Reddit is amazing

WHEN WILL EVERYONE ADMIT THAT THE DEMS ARE FUCKING USELESS

Weird that so many people resist a technology that promises to ruin the environment, steal your data, ruin art and make you unemployed. Buncha luddites.

The opposite of fascism is not moderation.

CARTOON/OPUS3.GIF

Remember when this guy gave the longest filibuster in US history but made sure to schedule it so that could have no impact on the Senate rubber stamping Trumps agenda and then sold his speech as a book?

This administration is engaged in an all-out war against free speech, and everyone who pretended that conservatives were "pro-free speech" needs to take several seats and reflect on why they were so easily duped (or complicit). www.science.org/content/arti...

I miss when big stars were too ashamed to do commercials, just really getting tired of looking at these people. What happened to leave 'em wanting more? They are giving too much, I don't want more. #ufc #misc #life #weed #shramp

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

I sure hope nobody stabs me in the neck today

"You can push them Left after they're elected!" "No you weren't supposed to actually try it!!!!"

Nothing feels better than fighting with and then finally winning against Computer Issues

I think it's unhealthy for one's greatest ideological aspirations to be hoping the bad things happen quietly and politely enough that you can tune them out for a couple years. Trump isn't a freak aberration, he's a direct result of every administration since at least Nixon.

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

Fuck Anthony Fantano, you cannot with a straight face tell me that the new $layyyter is a fuckin 6-7, eat my entire ass, that's a solid 9

Michael Douglas was the best Batman

another sridhar classic

Ghost of Tsushima is my favorite game where you get into a hot tub and think deeply about your uncle

Watching Green Room because I didn't think I was anxious enough

Ohio Republicans overruled their state Supreme Court to implement their gerrymander anyway: Time for Virginia Democrats to do the same.

"have you tried clearing your cache" Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.

Anyway, I don't think we need a strong Republican Party. Or even a Republican Party at all. It's okay for parties to die. For new parties to be created. They don't have to last forever. Show me one American Whig.

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it

Last pass on my memory test, about an hour left and no errors after switching and reseating my RAM sticks 🤞

I ❤️ my janky baby

history is littered with weiners impotently yelling at young people to take things seriously

Do I get to break out "they want us dead" again? Neat.

People are downvoting me on reddit just because I said the dude on the show FROM who let the hot monster into the house should have just invited her bottom half into the window

Everyone knows it's always a great time when you have to break out the thumb drive with the memory tools...

Palestine is the moral issue of our time, as was apartheid in the 1970s and 80s. your stance and your silence define you.

I think that watching this when it came out finally got me to be like “hey maybe these guys aren’t that smart”

Much like I say normal libs cannot allow themselves to imagine a better world, Dem politicians cannot allow themselves to state plainly what the problem is. "You are getting fucked." They can dance around it but they can't name the villains, and there are villains, because they want their money.

Watch 30 Coins

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

(kreayshawn voice) goblin goblin pussy pussy goblin pussy goblin, them ink blots look like that to me, guess i got mental problems

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

we have to come up with code names for our delta green characters and this is all i can think about

Why do they have to make all the ladies in the Depends ad so hot? I mean I get why but I hate being like oh damn and then realizing it's an ad for adult diapers.

When I am forced into a social situation like a party, I always just look for the weirdest fucker in the room and talk to them, otherwise I just don't know where to be

Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."

A friend who worked in Albany once told me: “Liberals always think there’s some bureaucratic fix—independent commissions, etc—that will make democracy fair. But the GOP will ratfuck anything. The only thing that matters is to organize and take power.”

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Saw someone say "Pretending to be crazy works until you run into someone pretending to be sane" and I liked it so I'm putting it here because my brain don't work

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation