grips you in my candibles

you there, what day is it today?!

Actionable: Tony Apanovitch was on death row for 30 years, new dna evidence exonerated him. Two years later the Supreme Court sent him back to death row, not because of new evidence, but because the paperwork wasn’t processed properly. Sign the petition, help an innocent man beat a corrupt system

@ hasan piker if you want real sex scandal clout you can hmu

i did not know this

I get all my sports news from the gnocchi spot on my block that does free burrata when the Knicks win

Hello my fellow heterosexuals. If you want to be the most dope ally around, give cold hard cash. Even a tenner can help a person eat and that is a good thing. Just think how mad it would make Musk knowing you are a loving caring human giving cash to trans people.

Your loins, motherfucker, do you even gird them?

So this is fucking awkward. My ex just admitted to $100k+ bad financial decisions and since my stuff is still tied to his, I will go bankrupt in 3-6 months. I don’t expect miracles but anything to help with my bills until a piece of land I own sells—please help if you can. Fuck; this is humiliating

Welcome to trepanning club, everybody. I'd go through the rules again but you all know the drill.

queer girl in the bathroom takin a she/it

i got kicked out of school, obviously, so like when you graduate... "cum loud".... how loud do you have to cum? who is judging that? is there a microphone you scream into while you cum?

Uggg I forgot about my storage unit charges and overdrafted, but I have to renew my motel room tomorrow... If anyone has some cash to throw me I'd be grateful. Otherwise gonna door dash all night wish me luck. venmo.com/u/Abby-Larks...

Los Angeles already has a conservative political party that can shed the baggage of the national Republican brand. It's called the Democratic Party.

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I just learned right now today that its Reagan's fault we have Martin Luther King Day & BHM, he did it as a means to having control over the narrative. No surprise, it always points back to Reagan 😭

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this is fucking beautiful.

Breaking—Today Lambda Legal, ACLU and NYCLU filed a federal lawsuit challenging the Attorney General’s and DOJ's efforts to compel NYU Langone to hand over the identities/sensitive health info of trans youth who received gender-affirming care from 2020-2026. Complaint: www.nyclu.org/uploads/2026...

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

I'm kind of a transgender matriarch. I transitioned in 1983, the Reagan Era, and kept my teaching job with the Baltimore City Public Schools in Maryland, USA. Here's an image from my first year of teaching as my authentic self. It's hard to believe that that was 41 years ago.

phone: oh no, i think i might die me: what if I put this thing up ur butthole? phone: i am revived

someone ask Meta's AI chatbot to release the Epstein Files

🧵 👏

everyone: “i’m sick of seeing platner’s nipples!” [monkey’s paw curls]

What if he has a tattoo on his dick, too?

Countering the DARVO bullshit.

oh, you like learning? you like filling the gaps in your knowledge? you looking to get your gaps filled? fuckin perv

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where trans rights are human rights.

you just diss my cord, bro?

The 15 year old trans girl suing Idaho over their bathroom ban took her own life and they had to drop the case because of it. It's not a myth, you fucking ghouls!

i think a good curse would be total awareness of every time anybody is getting a blowjob. it would show up like dots on a HUD just pinging off through doors and buildings and the Earth itself, and maybe you'd hear a little 💦 noise for each one

STATEWIDE DAY OF ACTION: New Yorkers are rallying across the state on Friday to say NO POL(ICE) COLLUSION!

The animation chat has me thinking one telling thing - in the years since AI arrived, there's not been a ground-up indie phenomenon, like we saw with earlier tech (Flash, etc). It hasn't unlocked anyone's creativity. For all the anti-gatekeeping rhetroic, nothing anyone cares about has been born.

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I kinda feel like RFKj should be charged with murder for every child that dies from measles.

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sobbing laughing at this on the F train rn

oh i'm about to flout the advice of my financial advisors

there are only 2 ganders once i have slain the twin princes of Goose Kingdom there will be none who stand in my way

*grasping at straws* uhhh MP3 is the best fle format bcuz it stands for Man Penis 3

the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation

You ever sit on your back patio late at night with your dog and take in all the peaceful night sounds while you think about the big naturals Charmin Bear?

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So unbelievably angry. This is blatant child abus, a shocking escalation in the kind of everyday violence against trans kids that has already cost lives. Everyone involved in enacting this must resign, and every teacher, counselor, and social worker must be vociferous in our condemnation. Get loud.