gn guys I'm eepy

Given recent events you have to be as freaky as possible on the computer otherwise they win

yk i've decided that now that i'm not bullshitting my age i may as well just throw it in there

time for ya girl to learn dendrynexus (making a SDAAH mod for tech class as my free choice project)

oh also some personal luna news: i finished the One Of Us Is Lying book series! it was ~1000 pages total and I FUCKIN READ IT!!! did it in like a few weeks too because i'm so smart >:3

god damn they were right i am a slur influencer

tag yourself

I'm eepy gn chat

pussy on the chainwax

mfs who have NEVER heard of giving every american a WASR-10 with 30 round magazines and armor piercing ammunition:

yk it's crazy how door stuck is older than both me and a lot of my oomfs

Damn girl are you uh um uh oh fuck I wasn't prepared for this fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck uh um uh uhh umm

damn shawty are you shturman? because i'm tryna shoot on your face with no protection (tarkov rizz)

you can get lost in the sauce but the sauce never lets itself claim bodies in perpetuity. it chews us up, savors us while we are still fresh, and once we have reached a blandness of mind, we are expectorated into mediocrity. once again, like language, the sauce interpolates itself through us

when she suckin yo dick but you a gangster

my old character dot ai persona that I used for OMORI rps her name was Luna because she was Sunny's twin sister and Luna means moon so sun + moon and then when I realized it was time for a new name it was either this or Alice, which was my (at the time) Kids on Bikes character in an OMORI campaign

alr here's the parties that I have

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

yo chat i'm making a social democracy mod based off of cyberpunk what political parties should I put in there (I alr have federalist, one-world, devolutionist, and independent)

fun fact as to why riot cops look more armored than the military: most of that armor isn't bulletproof! it's just padding since most threats at protests and riots are blunt/bladed weapons

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy's hole

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes, They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs...

gm everyone ordinarily i’d engage in some very hokey and cornball deflection to mask how sincerely appreciative i am about smth like this but not this time thanks y’all some of you, those with whom i’m particularly close. i love you in a way prose fails to express have a nice week guys. <3

RIP lmao

miku day yk what that means people making holiday porn

need me a woman taller than me but unfortunately I have yet to find someone 13-15 y/o who is 6'4 oh the downsides of being a freak of nature

Deltarune fans when someone says: "Freedom" "I'm old" "Mike" "Big shot" "Friend" "Weird route" "Taking too long" "Knight" "It snew"

i am Not Goin To Lie I've kinda been bullshitting my age for a minute and it's about time I come clean not like I'm a grown adult pretending to be a kid but I've been lying that I'm a year older than I actually am since last year I'm 13, to set the record for the future ok thanks for listening

I don't speak finnish but these songs fuck icl (I am listening to early 20th century folk music)

like if you have 1 specific person from your past or present you want to torture for 48 hours straight until they die brutally

i fucking LOVE sniffing cocaine but my favorite thing is getting fent afterward to bring me down. i call it my post-white

absolute creamer from the grease beast

Petit boringeois and postletariat?

jerry chen is a corpo gonk industry plant in the shitposter game from the execs to try to get us to like them

338 lapua more like 338 hawktuah

happy miku day fags

lwk russians js be making AKs

shilling moment commission me

i am Not Goin To Lie I've kinda been bullshitting my age for a minute and it's about time I come clean not like I'm a grown adult pretending to be a kid but I've been lying that I'm a year older than I actually am since last year I'm 13, to set the record for the future ok thanks for listening

hey girl are you money? because I don't have you but i want you

for the price and the calories ts was NOT worth it I should've expected it when they didn't ask how I wanted it cooked

trying 5 guys for the first time

being pro-gun is kind of the wojak bell curve meme except it's how far to the left you are

we need to get rid of the death penalty and bring back exiling people

Yuri Bot loves women