bro why did "we all want a teenage mutant ninja turtle" have to become my new vocal stim bruh :sob:

luna1947.straw.page send me gimmicks

"i'm such a fat fucking chud" has been ingrained into my lexicon whenever i say some stupid shit

$LICK $MY $BALLS

Here's a little bit of good news

dude how did we even let the fascists take over so easily we have SO MANY GUNS and we let this happen

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

hate it when fictional relationships make me sad that i don't pull

i could write some CRAZY murder drones fanfic now that i think of it

FUCK this fic is so peak but also now it's making me envious of my lack of huzz

czhat now that people are online pleags

I beat Social Democracy on normal mode without civil war can someone congratulate me

yk for an omori/murder drones faggot I surprisingly don't read fanfic

wow I'm so good at posting and everyone should follow me

I'm so hungry I could eat oomf

you got tennis elbow? well i got dick wrist

friendly reminder that if you've in/around a big city there is an ice number near you for you to call

After many legal battles, I have been forced to release the Rosy files unredacted.

thievery

hey does anyone know what happened to @animacktheduck.bsky.social

i think making ttrpgs is as hard as making video games solely because all the time that's saved not having to write code and stuff is completely negated by all the stipulations you gotta throw in that sumbitch

boy sluts 🤤 /ref

lol

@is-this-too-long.bsky.social damn shawty lemme take you to kirk avenue 👅👅👅

me when making milkshakes and smoothies

defund the police and use the extra money to give every American a gun

for someone so anti-police i really like ready or not

yoinking from choom

#remember to #share this #post with #all your #friends 🤣🤣🤣

well zamn okay pal

what does anything mean the english language is stupid and woke and it turned me into a communist

he/they resistlib with ai pfp followed me :sob:

#smamsisnotlikeus smh could never have expected this

highway robbery

INSHALLAH AI BUBBLE POPPING

I love videos where people are being stupid with guns and only the idiot gets hurt yeah stupid get smacked in the face by that shotgun because you tried to one-hand 12-gauge without a stock

i cannot escape the :3

hey gang i'm alive again send me a gimmick at luna1947.straw.page or send me things on signal/discord i need to keep the adrenaline going

THATS RACIST screams bskys resident leprechaun @patmch51.bsky.social. What's racist? EVERYTHING! PLUS: @gwxposter.bsky.social - the mysterious chameleon @jovialstarfish.bzky.team - What's the buzz with brunch!? Talib's Toilet Terror! Wait a second: who's this guy again??

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

friendly reminder that if you wish to genuinely flirt with me (as if) i will not pick up on it i'm very satirepilled i assume everything ever is a joke

@cynplushiemeowmeow.bsky.social is tranny yapdollar now 😭

nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub is a 2d point-and-click adventure game written by @netscape.bsky.social and yours truly. set in the year 1936, our game follows a trio of protagonists as they race against nazis and black muslim militants to unlock the secrets of the evil scientist yakub.

LIFE stands for Losing Initiative Fuck Everything ✌️

Slightly Diminish A Game: Airborne Radiation: Current Vegas

daikonoomf i'm not even gonna post the gif you know what i'm gonna say bro