New tumblr sexyman just dropped: that one talking rock in the ruins

Can we invent a term like yuri/yaoi when both people are non binary Maybe like yexi (pronounced like yeah-zee) or something

I feel like every few years out of touch commentary youtubers find a new media to make fun of everyone younger than them with “Erm I think that everybody watched spongebob! Except you fortnite among us skibidi toilet zoomers watching this!” Shut the fuck up just actually stop doing that

> “New unique dead by daylight build” > looks inside > pain res

Long sleeved t-shirts are the best piece of clothing ever invented

Repost this if Trans people should have Dr Pepper

Papyrus: good you made it Sans: that you papyrus? I see undyne’s roped you into this too P: a royal guard’s work is never done. But we can talk later, the judgement hall is just up ahead S: I thought I heard something ringing

Okay bit’s over now go home

Hmmm

This is getting really confusing now lol

Ok all cloud oomfs comment under this post because :3

Why is everyone worried about ai increasing ram prices you can literally download it for free on the internet /j

I look away for one second and everyone is cloud strife what happened here

Hey everyone coming over from twitter, there’s a cool trend on bsky where you go to the casino and gamble half of your money on black GAMBLING BABY WOOOOOOOOOO

why is he so bad

Hey twitter refugees if you are finding my acc for the first time I want to say that papyrus knight is NOT A JOKE I am one of the few people who believe it will happen Now in my theory dess is controlling papyrus since there is a surprising amount of evidence for that but he is the still the knight

what if we all changed our profile picture to roaring knight for today

I really should watch the wonderfully weird world of gumball at some point huh I have kept myself mostly spoiler free the only thing that I have seen is the skibidi toilet scene unfortunately

Sweet cap’n cakes fans watching the three mikes get all of the attention

“Nice balls bro”

Look at these cool hollow knight figures I got for christmas

Where was freddy fazbear on january 6th

I got patriotic freddy fazbear plush for christmas

It’s almost like some king of, december holiday

tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y

Murray crimb

Mr sansman Bring me an “eh”

Is the fortnite harry potter collab that bad on purpose so nobody actually buys it? If so that is extremely based

Only 6 days until we can say deltarune tomorrow again

Something about ace attorney

People in 2028 when chapter 6 ost - rudest buster starts playing

This is what I’ll do in my chapter 7 second phase btw

Who’s eve and why are they christmas

“DELTARUNE too is also an acronym It stands for D e E z L nuts T ha! A gottem R ha U gottem N ha E ha”

“DELTARUNE at a cheap price⁉️⁉️” “Satisfactory”

Kris… OST 39 - dont forget (feat Laura shigihara) kris… You promised…

Show me how your 2025 went:

Tenna joke here

Do you prefer yuri or yaoi as a word I prefer yaoi because it sounds like you hit your thumb with a hammer in a cartoon

Who remembers?

We’re just normal men

And don’t forget me, the ralsei

Okay I definitely can’t be bothered to make a new pfp for now so I’ll just use one of the old ones and change my name to have “(seph)”

Big dick energy implies the elusive “micropenis plasma”

“Egg fried rice?” Yeah I probably did once back then