A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.

Lots of spilled ink and clutched pearls over a pay issue that's literally getting fixed as we speak. The very next WNBA games you see will be played by players under a CBA that takes the latest TV deal into account. It's a non-issue!

It’s so funny to spend a lifetime thinking about satire being too unsubtle and then see the president get sponsored by McDonald’s

god damn it's the most tired genre possible to mine can you imagine the thinkpieces if obama called a woman reporter a piggie

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.

it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen

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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

I really do think participation trophy culture is a bigger input into why everyone seems to be the way they are today. Just a powerful expectation that things should be different or better than they are with no real explanation or path to get there

I laughed out loud to myself yesterday thinking that "some unseasonably early snow" was going to demoralize ICE like it was Stalingrad and it turns out I might have been right

Edmund Fitzgerald

MRW he says the word "Coach"

They're calling the costco kirkland signature x nike SB dunk low collab the "most targeted at 36 year olds" product ever invented

What was a hypo last year now a concrete question; can Billups just pay Trump for a pardon? Or to drop the case? #ThanksJohnRoberts

I'm so annoyed by this gotcha nonsense. These guys make 8 figures a year and all they're being asked to do is to not gamble on sports so that people don't believe their billion dollar league is fixed. It's not some unbearable burden

I think the Graham Platner saga is the first time we're really able to identify a faction of true Bernie dead-enders. Folks, that door is CLOSED.

Quick note on women's sports: it's probably not profitable to stick them on opposite sides of the country. The fastest way to actually make money is probably to base them all in NYC to cut down on travel and then barnstorm a bit to build fans. "Oh the women's baseball team is in town" etc

These buttons SCREAMIN on the kid

One of the underrated joys in sports is to break the hearts of your opponents so badly that their reporters start writing poetry

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn’t a defense of platner it’s just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

highlight of this article is ken burns burying a street interview tiktok guy in an early grave www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Phish setlist

it's so funny andrew vaughn was only lousy because he was playing on a team with insanely bad vibes

Dodgers really are so cool. Superteams are annoying if you root for an also-ran but good lord they're awesome to watch

I am entering Week 3 of having "Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers stuck in my head, and watching Toronto take heavy casualties while losing to a group of Mariners from the U.S., well it's not helping matters

"They're saying this is the last free election ever" no, that one already happened

Jane Goodall is survived by one son. Paternity testing has revealed he shares 98% of his DNA with a chimpanzee.

Time for the most annoying people on the internet to look you in the face and tell you it's actually cool and good to jump the fare

Bombing my big stand-up special in front of a totally silent room of generals. "What else, what else. Bagram Air Force Base, we're going to do that again, okay? And we're going to do it the right way: through specific types of tattoos, and haircuts."

Number one takeaway of the Lincoln-Douglas debates for me is just how impossible that sort of politics seems today. Just the idea of extensive discussion on any modern issue feels totally useless

Darkly funny that we watched the tech industry purposely create a reserve labor force of coders and at the first sign of labor oversupply every white CS grad in America shouted "Deport every Indian person immediately"

It's often like this but it felt distressingly on the nose that all the ads on SNY during the Mets game were either of "bet you like gambling you big dummy" or "are you extremely ill and looking to get in on a class action suit?" No. Some of us just like to do this. It was really nice out today too.

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

I think the lasting impression I got from the Charlie Kirk memorial was how "Gamemaster Anthony's birthday" the whole thing felt. It was one giant crossover event with everybody's favorite TV characters from the conservative universe

a funny thing to realize is how the notion of a "deep state" got twisted around to essentially mean "any form of possible oversight on the executive"

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

i think local art museums and sports franchises should have one day a year where the team's roster goes to the museum for an interactive tour and the museum's staff go to the arena for a combined pickup game

The best way to summarize this legal rule is "White people are allowed to use race to discriminate against nonwhite people"

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

They're calling it the most on-the-nose BlueSoy handle of all time

love when I have dreams with absolutely no emotional subtext. last night a pack of wolves surrounded my house and I had to fight them off. nothing to examine there. just a little brain movie