staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

One of the most remarkable companies in American history.

Clavicular is 2026 hawk tuah

if the left-wing paranoia machine can make a fictional Gavin Newsom, it can make a fictional version of anyone who's likely to win the primary. Hell, there are people on the left already gearing themselves up to hate AOC as the nominee

We could end up looking back on this day in history like we do at the discovery of the polio vaccine. A no-shit scientific breakthrough.

A truly remarkable accomplishment

Bruce Springsteen literally doing a Wokeness On The Edge Of Town tour lmao

RAM pull-forward crowding out the next iteration of videogame consoles proves that AI isn't ALL bad.

Biden was the most economically progressive president since LBJ at least, he pursued a full-employment economy at huge political risk, it worked spectacularly. And what happened is that the entire progressive universe decided that he must not have done any of it, or else he would have been popular

Summer Olympics could easily work up a mixed golf event (stroke play best ball from mens/womens tees) and it drives me nuts they haven't

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Guys I was waiting for him to post footage - I KNOW HE HAS IT - but it seems like he may not. But last week I took Brad Lander on an ICE watch ridealong and he PERSONALLY CHASED OUT AN ICE CAR ON FOOT I am not making this up. He walked right up to a lurking unmarked car and they tore out of town

Oh fuck yeah

Defending being a landlord on Bluesky is up there with the all-time biggest wastes of time I can imagine

i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script

This sucks but I would like to see Gen AI attempts at faithful recreations of Civil War battles. We have the records!

This is why it's so important to care about sports. I am able to exercise my violent power fantasies in a safe and healthy way (rooting for Ohio State football) rather than taking it out on my fellow man

Bari Weiss, handshake emoji, Bryce Underwood Two hand-picked Larry Ellison installs who turned out to be hopelessly overmatched

The American press: “Impossible to tell which is true. On one hand the incredibly vast archive of footage from the ground doesn’t look great. On the other hand the administration which lies about everything keeps saying the first thing, and literal neo-Nazis on Twitter say they’re right.”

Am I allowed to threaten to kill the president on this site?

nothing is ever really the point with trump (too many of them all at once) but it is pretty remarkable that he gets away with just giving the same speech no matter the context (economic speech, davos, rally). and bonus points that no one ever really knows what the fuck any of it means

Top tier employers by and large don't want to be in office buildings more than 20-25 years old (particularly outside of NYC/SF), it's in the leasing data. There's going to be a ton of antiquated space and a real scarcity of modern amenitized space which is what will lead to a construction cycle.

Canadians don’t get to brag about burning down the White House until they do it again to show it wasn’t a fluke. That was a Mickey Mouse arson until proven otherwise.

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They like Trump and didn't like Biden

The thing is, some people can make mistakes, get things wrong, be careless, etc. But that’s not what Jennings did here. Jennings knowingly, purposefully and intentionally lied to utterly distort what was said, which CNN pays him to do every day. CNN is the enabler of this.

Sure. But but it was way better for your career, and the esteem of many of your highly placed professional peers, to be wrong about this and so many people were. They’re doing great btw www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/o...

Will Stancil Was Right About Everything

what is the war on protein? depends on who you ask baseball-reference war on protein: 1.6 fangraphs war on protein: 2.4 baseball prospectus war on protein: 0.9

this is a very good sign

sorry, if this didn't provoke a burst of laughter from you, you need to take a break. what a dumb ass world lol

Here's a next-level chess question the oil companies must be asking themselves: What's the ROI on pulling crappy Venezuelan oil out of the ground after the Iran regime is replaced by a West-friendly government that's granted sanctions relief?

The most antisocial animating force in American politics - whether you’re being shot in the face by a republican or yelled at online by a liberal - is crybullying. Just an unbelievably excruciating nation of crybullies yearning for victimhood

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Rumor going around town that ICE is going to be targeting local schools during drop offs and pick ups. Had to have a serious conversation with other parents about strategies to keep our kids and their parents safe. People are crying, terrified. But at least we’re free from terrorism

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

By the way, the answer to the *Georgetown Law professor* on his baffling question, from me, a dumbass podcaster, would be that far-right gun nuts actually be arrested and prosecuted when they commit crimes, instead of being coddled over and over such that they grow bolder.

The news that our Gestapo shot a woman in the head for no reason has meant a red letter day for fake smart guys amusing themselves with little contrarian thought experiments

A good way to go through life is evaluating all of media, politics, and interpersonal relationships by asking does this make my peepee feel good

i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement

"It's your responsibility to stop him" I have about as much power on this front as you do

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine

A thing I heard on the plane earlier: a man with an Australian accent saying "Sprite, with ice."

Donald Trump boldly “making the call” at the Mar-A-Lago situation room (conference table with gauzy black curtains around it and a monitor showing a Twitter search for “Venezuela”). Pitbull’s “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” is audible in the background.

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.