i assumed they'd try and soften us up a bit before jumping directly to this one

Mexico has the peso. We’re getting the pedo.

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

🚨In case you missed it, the @electdemocrats.bsky.social announced their second round of Red to Blue candidates! I’m so excited to support their campaigns, and we know they'll deliver BIG DEMOCRATIC VICTORIES this November. Join us on our journey to flip the House: laurenaunderwood.substack.com

I hope it happens tonight

Don Jr is the only kid Trump wouldn’t go to an island for.

Laser focused on affordability

In a nutshell:

Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

To be fair squirrels would smoke crack if they could figure it out

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

Hantavirus to the left of me Norovirus to the right Stuck in the middle with flu

I remember every headline under Biden was like "unemployment rate shrinks again sparking fears of recession"

here we go again, the new york times calling an increase of 115k jobs under Trump "solid" while it called similar or considerably bigger gains under Biden "disappointing" or "weak"

“I’m thinking about running again in 2028.” You’ll be lucky if you waddle through the rest of 2026.

Pope Leo XIV gifted Marco Rubio a plant of peace. In return, Marco Rubio gave the pope a crystal football. The pope’s response? “Wow. Okay.”

This is how every other country imagines life in America

Hassett on American consumers: "Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."

A trained professional mascot on a ladder like this is one thing. The problem is your dad will set this ladder up on a hill at dusk and try to pull a branch out of a gutter.

presented without comment bc she already got murdered

I remember watching this happen and levitating off my couch

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic. 🔥

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Exactly one year ago today:

Last month in The Onion:

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the Pope.

was once New Amsterdam.

Art of the Deal

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

This pic goes so hard

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Live laugh lobotomy

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Good side-by-side view:

A lot of Trump voters I spoke to during the campaign were convinced the Wrong People were getting free stuff and that Trump would make sure the Right People (them) got it. bsky.app/profile/fact...

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I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

May I interest you in Ballpark Cam but for Christian Yelich pimping the ever-loving mess out of a go-ahead home run?

As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

Bruce Springsteen: This past winter, federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. Well, they picked the wrong city.

Can someone turn this No Kings protest sign into a bumper sticker? 🤣