my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Little Narco

lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

All gave some, some gave all, Dan Bongino gave nothing and is now going back to podcasting.

the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.

i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

ALERT: Capitol pipe bomb case suspected arrested But was it all just a coincidence that the bombs were placed hours before the US Capitol siege? youtube.com/shorts/eDajg...

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CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

It's all been leading up to the "President Donald Trump is a white-hat pedophile, actually" gambit. All of American history has been leading up to it.

Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails via BCS journalism treasure @rustysurette.bsky.social www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...

Megyn R. Kelly

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

"Checkmate," Schumer said smugly, sliding his King across the board directly in the path of the opposition's Queen.

What is wrong with you people O shit my bad

Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik

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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

A couple weeks ago a friend was telling me about someone she knew who had been on maternity leave, and said she had taken "the full year." I said, "A whole year? Wow, what kind of fancy job does she have that gives her a YEAR of leave?" and my friend looked surprised & said, "... welcome to Canada?"

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

Sean Dunn, aka DC Sandwich Guy, speaks outside court after his not guilty verdict: “I am so happy that justice prevails in spite of everything…. “That night I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants… Every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here…”

lollll the khan rides

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Hey yo here’s some blue meat from me on yesterday’s election results. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...

I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

An ICE agent who was a zero Was struck on the chest by a hero. Wounded I am By onion and ham So the case was prosecuted by Pirro.

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

Henry Kissinger has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

This family had a funeral for the baby's pacifier and I am ROLLING lmaooo I love us

RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you? MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.

Comedian Godfrey having a laugh with some of the troops in DC. 🤣