phil collins looks like he's giving a ted talk about being pissed off at someone

Cows making tools. Pretty soon they’ll be making guns

“Who the hell could be calling at this unholy hour” face

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem

Think anyone on his team is gonna call him tomorrow and make sure he's okay? He looks real quiet and no one is looking at him.

Hell yeah! Big man TD!

Therapist: is it the flying fairy kid again? Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad

Superstition xkcd.com/3191/

Alternate ending to A Fist Full of Datas:

I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth

I am absolutely tickled to discover, in the YouTube comments of The Mountain Goat's "The Cow Song," how many people are also reading John Darnielle's "This Year" this year. We simply could not resist the opportunity to listen to such a chart topping ditty. Happy Day 6 fellow readers!

All the books and music in Star Trek is old, pre-WWIII stuff. Probably because after about 2025, pop culture turned into a morass of unintelligible AI sludge.

the new year

Colts go 7-1 to start the season, ending at 8-9, with 7 straight losses. Man. Leonard looked good today, for what it's worth.

there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

68±1

are these reasonable times? will reasonable people rectify the horrors and injustices of our world? sir you have made the case for deep space nine yourself

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Santa’s my daughter’s favorite guy who breaks into our house

incredible things are happening on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/

Oh, no! Disaster! The jig is probably up. There was a post-12 potty-run/peek. I'm going to have to choose between A) saying I was assembling the cat-tree so Santa could move on or B) admitting that those rumors floating around school are, in fact, true. I'll have to see how we all feel at dawn.

An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard

🎵 Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh! 🎵

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

Whelp. That's no good, Indy.

He observes children's behavior and reports any naughty actions to the highest authority: Starfleet Command.

getting rhythmically beaten to death with broomsticks and trash can lids by the entire cast of Stomp

wolf attack

That's a shame. Don't let it get ya down, 44 year old Philip Rivers.

when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world

A couple people have asked and so I want to be clear: YES please do a version of this story for your local sports mascots. Send it to me! This is what I want my legacy to be!

scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Riley Leonard rn

Falcons vs Seahawks today

The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.

You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for... 🔭🐡🧪

i'm sure this retraumatizes many people of a certain age

Late night doodle. Damn I miss Lower Decks.

Star Wars (1977)

Insert a movie into another movie The Persuit of Happy Feet

Words containing "meow" Meow Meows Meowed Homeowners Meowing

demands

I heard the 10yo singing an odd parody last week ("I Can Only Count to 4") so I surprised her with the original. She perked up a measure in and asked me who was playing. "The song's original artist, kiddo, Drowning Pool." Then we had a laugh as she tried headbanging to "Bodies" - off beat.

top notch mascottin'