Remember, the temporal paradox will return tonight. You may notice anomalies, such as missing time or strange behavior from your pets. You will likely feel tired for the first few days after passing through the temporal displacement field. This is normal for time travel.

remember that time Howard Dean made a weird noise and it ended his political career can we get that but for nazi tattoos and transphobia

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

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that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

Whenever I do these kinds of covers, they slip under the radar but this was one of the covers i had the most fun with lately!!! youtu.be/NdKItEzr2vk?...

I am hirsute; even before T, I could grow a beard (tragic as it sometimes felt). Many have called me Sir, until/unless I spoke. Recently, 2 years into hormones, a few people have called me Sir on the phone. Last week, a door to door sales guy asked me about my wife! It is so f'n cool and good. Sir!

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This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

multiple friends have expressed to me how much they don't want pombon to become bipedal so i propose to you: pombonbonbonbonbonbonbon

Word of the Day: Rewiggling Restoring the natural curves and bends of a river or creek in order to slow the flow of water and reduce soil erosion and flooding. #Rewilding #Conservation

the existence of soft rock implies the existence of soft paper and soft scissors

100 pages greebo, greebo forever, a thousand years greebo patreon.com/merrittk

Hey if you need some more trustworthy Star Trek shirts... I know a guy. (It's me I'm the guy. Visit willburrows.art/shop)

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If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

A week ago I found out that the grant I was confident would fund our spring mural will not, bc we're 2 blocks too deep into Kensington. This STINKS. This project rocks bc it's community driven, biodiversity-focused (& more! read on!) We're raising money to make it happen givebutter.com/KenzoMural

art by @toothybj.bsky.social

I’m waiting until it goes on sale but I love the idea of this game where it’s a survival resource management sim with a coat of Star Trek on it, and very importantly it opens the door to a DS9 Sid Meier style space mall game

*types out a reply* *rewords the reply for clarity* *checks for typos* *nods to self* *deletes reply and moves on*

Interesting enough D Day movie trailer, and, as ever, one man's trash is another man's treasure:

#marten #mustelid

“Andrew … the cows have come home.”

Start watching Spaceballs, then when the characters put on Spaceballs, pause the movie and watch Spaceballs, then resume watching the rest of Spaceballs

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

That's right, I'm lettering another Star Trek.

Hey everyone! I'm so excited to show you all what I've been working on! I got feedback from my first set of stickers designs and wanted to improve upon them! They will be available for sale next Thursday, Feb 26 2026 Available in packs and in singles! #gargoyles #stickers #fanart #artistsonblusky

you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough. you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy

my cat senses when i'm sad and vulnerable then he mugs me

My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.

The Challenge: Take a 20-minute power nap without waking up hours later disoriented and in darkness.

Roses are red Violets are grue In Ancient Egyptian, Pashto, and Zulu en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue%E2...

About 30 seconds after the first video, 2 minute old harbor seal pup realizes holy shit life is EXHAUSTING.

A reminder that sales taxes are regressive: They hurt those who can least afford it — those living paycheck to paycheck — the most. When you're already stuck between buying food and shampoo and toothpaste, or paying the electricity bill, the cost of food and toiletries going up 20% would be crushing

It's here and it's new, yet so familiar: the Free Stars Official Lore Book and HyperSpace Star Map! Admittedly, I couldn't quite articulate what I found so fascinating about the Syreen at 11, but seeing Talana smack-dab in the middle of the lorebook sure makes it pretty obvious in retrospect.

where they keep the smallest aliens

recharge time

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS BEVEL EM

21 years ago, when I was 21, I ate all of the blue and green m&ms during a Superbowl party thus dooming the Seahawks to lose their first ever league championship game, accordingto my ex. There are no m&ms in my home tonight. You're welcome, Seattle fans.

How did we get the NFL in the national divorce?

I am still tickled the couple that got engaged at the beginning of the half time show got married in the middle. How fun! Just one part of a lovely story where BB gives everything he's earned to people who can use and make the most of it: a drink, a ring, *his grammy*. Like, damn.

Man, I was really hoping fie shut out. Drat.