It's cool that Jimothy is getting love, but can we bring even more of that to disabled *people* please?

Damn the bombs are relentless tonight

A swift recall to save our tight ends.

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

a few good Jessica’s

Everything helps, even a $1, appreciate everyone Cashapp - $MollyMedium

Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!

I call this Audrey Guacamole. Because @audreyoriginal.bsky.social really likes it. Avocados, roasted garlic, roasted hot hatch chiles, salt, lime, cilantro

Lazy kitty Sunday

BEGGING FOR A DAY WHEN EVERYONE USES ALT TEXT It is good and necessary !

Live m-áss

Oh my god @bernielomax.extranapkins.net could not rememeber what GameStop was called so he referred to it as the "electronics boutique" 🤣

does anyone in seattle have like a huge amount of dirt they wanna give me

My uncle said he wanted a tattoo of a loon eating USA Himmler's liver so I told him to put it on his neck

👏 WHY 👏 ARE 👏 ALL 👏 THESE 👏 WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏 MASKED?! 👏 DON'T 👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 NORMALIZE 👏 THAT 👏 SHIT! 👏 NOTHIN' 👏 GOOD 👏 HAPPENS 👏 IN 👏 MASKS 👏 EXCEPT 👏 HALLO 👏 FUCKIN' 👏 WEEN 👏 AND 👏 WHATNOT!!! 👏

Here is an example of some tomato earrings I made for myself 🍅

Time for the Thanksgiving nap because no joke that Chicago hot dog stuffing is the best thing I may have ever had on a 4th of Julie

A true athlete.

Solar oven attempt #2 went really well and it's pretty cloudy. This was after about an hour or so.

Happy Turkey Day!

I'm staunchly pro 2nd amendment with 1787 guns. You can't just pick and choose what the founding fathers said, GUYS

"girl you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive" holy hell we found the ssd christ

He's about to gentrify a neighborhood

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

Rewatching movies is my family's culture 😂 Beauty & the Beast Miracle on 34th Street Ocean's 11 Drop Dead Gorgeous Day After Tomorrow Santa Clause Sky High Birdcage Clue Getting close on: Midsummer Oculus Defending Your Life Dark Knight (Weapons & Heretic will def be on this list in the future.)

The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈

“Be honest about how you felt about the service” means “would you like this person to suffer or would you like them not to suffer?” and not enough people know that the former button is most of the buttons.

Seeing a guy with a tattoo of a spade and thinking, "aw man, watch out for the Goad dude" This skeet has been brought to you by Balatro(R)

Proud fucker of bowlers and by that I mean I'm a gutterslut

Hello creepy, my old friend I've come to take your cash again

I usually turn down Pellegrino because the bubbles are too small but if this isn't the cutest lil bottle I've ever seen

Bug flew in my god adamn ear

We are in an age of scientific miracles, and this is one of them. My kids got this vaccine as the normal run of things in school, like I got the vaccines for measles, mumps, rubella, polio, diphtheria, pertussis, tetanus, tuberculosis, and later meningitis, hepatitis A&B, typhoid, etc.

Powdered sugar. It's literally chalk dust and it's going to get in my lungs and give me mesothelioma

"It's easier to make cheeseburgers than sloppy joes" says the guy that never made dinner every night of the week for 4+ people. He is incorrect re:cheeseburgers vs. sloppy joes. Please verify.

"It's easier to make cheeseburgers than sloppy joes" says the guy that never made dinner every night of the week for 4+ people. He is incorrect re:cheeseburgers vs. sloppy joes. Please verify.

As a child with limited access to sweets, my favorite candy was baby tylenol. Thus, my favorite drink AND the reason I have autism (/s)^2

can't argue with this.

JOB OFFERRRRRR 🥳

You can't spell Flavor Aid without AI

Each worker gets a letter which they alone must bury in an unknown area of the world, passing the secret of the letter's location to their heir. Together, they will form an order sworn to prevent a great evil from arising again.

YAAAAAAY i got an interview!

When I see a train go by:

Sometimes I don't know why I make things either.

If you have not left a public comment on the draconian OMB-2026-0034, here's a quick thread to make it easy. #standupforscience #neuroskyence Click here: www.regulations.gov/document/OMB...

✨️ imagine your ideal thrift store ✨️ It's a buuuunch of [_1_] and surprisingly, there aren't any [_2_] And even though you were on the hunt for [_3_] You found [_4_],

Actually measuring and making alphabet stamps for THE BIZNESS

Today I did 8 hours of physically intensive labor for the first time in maybe a year, but it felt good. This week I feel like I've gotten my goofy singsongies back. I'm unbelievably privileged to have been able to, but beaver-flipping christmas crackers am I fucking glad I quit my terrible job.

STARTING TODAY

happy pride 💕