The sign worked!!! Baseball is the best

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Statement from the Philadelphia 76ers Basketball Club:

Maybe if they name them the Philadelphia Menisci it will break this city’s wretched basketball curse.

Oh, now do you believe?

No way they score that 2nd goal if they’re on the PP.

My money’s on Fantilli blowing a tire and falling by himself.

Colten Ellis shutout tonight.

*sees height* “Can she hoop?” -Sixers fans

You can’t convince me that this team isn’t cursed.

Have the Sabres considered having the equipment managers try coaching the powerplay?

Can the Bills hire Greg Olsen? He’s got the Carolina connection.

Credit where it’s due: Stanley and Schenn were really effective tonight.

Never underestimate an announcer’s love of a referee not calling a foul when a player is clearly fouled.

Watch out, Lindy…

Good chirp by Tobias, but has he taken a charge yet as a Piston? Never did as a Sixer.

Coaching malpractice to play Metsa 5 games in 7 nights with increasing responsibility on the PK when you’ve got Kesselring and Timmons (and Schenn, technically) available to share some of the load.

Kind of a “sorry, we were focused on the grassy knoll; not the book depository” scenario for the Dallas MRI team.

I’ll take the Easter miracle that I’m out of town and didn’t pay to watch that disaster.

The Chainsmokers have a drummer? Is he keeping tempo for an MacBook?

Reacclimating myself to “Lindy’s Doghouse” when it comes to trying to ascertain why he refuses to play Kesselring.

Having flashbacks to when this team would win a game or 2 in a row and then play like shit and tell the press that “we start feeling ourselves” or “we thought it would be easy” with this kind of game.

Pull Lyon. Embarrassing play by the skaters.

Sabres break the drought on the backs of two teams losing: absolutely poetic for a team missing the playoffs for a decade and a half. We fucking take those!

Matching Thomas Vanek’s offer sheet in 2007 was a bad idea. Tbf, I was going through the stages of grief at losing Briere and Drury on the same day.

DC lately

I love Joel, but i don’t buy this at all.

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

Keith Pelley sends his regards to the Buffalo Sabres.

Bummer for Cozens, hope he’s alright.

Biggest concern for the Sabres heading into the playoffs is I’m not sure they’re all that adaptable if teams are shutting down their style of play. The quality of the D & commitment to getting back by the Fs keeps them in it, but they rarely score greasy goals and don’t generate much O net front 🎁

The Paul George Game

Go Scoak, go broke.

📸: Micheline Veluvolu

“Here come the Buffalo Sabres!” - RJ

Just like we all predicted: the first eastern conference team to 100 points: your Buffalo Sabres.

There’s always ref nonsense when the Sabres play the islanders.

Oh shit, Metsa’s on the PK?

Lindy Ruff sends out the Thompson line after the Norris hit? Wokeification of America, smdh.

Don Stevens mistaking the Sabres for the Amerks is so endearing. What a career, a voice of my childhood.

At Temple University I took a class on "UFOs in American culture" thinking it would be about, you know, culture. But no, the teacher genuinely believed aliens were here and abducting humans for their ongoing hybrid breeding program, and he had written several books on this. Great, great class.

The Habs & Sabres combining forces to destroy the unwitting Toronto Maple Leafs:

I’m fine with them giving the crease to UPL, but it won’t surprise me in the least if he has a bad game (or 2) that necessitates a change in strategy. The advantage of UPL is that if he’s off, it will be glaringly obvious to see.

Look at Vrabel flexing the guns in white pants and loafers.

SOURCE: The Colorado Rockies have designated OF Stove Clamhandle for assignment and added OF/1B Humper Giblets to the 40-man roster.

DC hasn’t seen a denial of a boozer and change in momentum this bad since the Iranians closed the strait of Hormuz.

Mason Fluharty: hockey player

Ooof, tough day for the Vols so far.

I still believe in Jeff Hoffman and Brandon Little.

holy cow, drama kings.. these Blue Jays !! 2 walk-off wins in a row to start the season. ⚾️🌟👏🏻 #BlueJays