Cool cool cool cool cool love to have my left eye puff up so bad I can't fucking see and my hands breaking out in blisters for no apparent reason right in the middle of moving house. Thanks universe really needed that

Hey, I'd love if everyone would quit uncritically parroting corporate propaganda whenever anyone complains about deodorant and shampoo being locked up at the grocery stores. Walmart is a billion dollar company with basically unlimited market power, rolling in cash, that pays their employees peanuts

Wow, I hate this.

An arrest of a person due entirely to the person having dark skin color is now known across the country as a "Kavanaugh stop," based on Justice Kavanaugh's justification of the practice. slate.com/news-and-pol...

a little will-o-whisker 🐱 #art

Need some irl friends into show tunes so we can go to Broadway Rave one of these days

You know, I try so hard to eat cruciferous vegetables for health value and every time all they do is make my fridge and freezer just smell like the capitol of gag city every time. Nooo good deeeeed goes unpuniiiished....

Uh so the "boneless" expanding foam chair thing is fucking huge, basically a second bed lmao. So... I guess sleepovers are back on 😅 it's under $100 if anyone wants the link. Super comfy!

I think it's pretty common to go through a phase when you're a teen/ preteen where you shun everything you used to like because "it's for babies." What's interesting though is that some folks don't seem to ever grow out of that *desperate* need to prove that they're adults by way of their interests.

RIP Jane. You were many of our first influences to love and appreciate nature!

30+ years in and I'm still getting dad lore. I was like oh no I don't think the curtains will fit in the windows because of the way the blinds are set up and my dad was like *slaps blinds* "yeah we can just pop this shit right off I used to install these" 😅

Man I have so many wine glasses, I never thought I would stop drinking wine. Gotta start just using them for regular drinks lol

Seeing a guy I know for his Instagram reels in costume as Iago in a Disney themed musical in OMITB

Thought I could put away my janky ass portable AC unit bc it's nearly October but I just woke up and it's over 80°F in my living room with all the windows open. It is 73 outside.

I DEEPLY feel like at this point employers NEED to stop asking potential employees why they "want" a specific job. Especially with Gen Z, you absolutely need to start with the premise that nobody "wants" your shitty ass job. They NEED it bc they need money to live and we ALL know that.

Yeah definitely moving to direct deposit as soon as possible for the new place, I tried to drop off my rent check yesterday and the manager was gone all day, today she's in meetings for an undetermined amount of time and rent is due today. Uhhhh....wild choices there but ok

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent #comic #comicsky #matrix

Well, there are no real candles allowed at the new place, but that means I get to check Michael's for LED candles 🥰

Hi it will be my birth month this week! Please consider helping me out 💜💜

This move is a lot slower than the last one, a lot of my witchy stuff got damaged in the last move because it was so fast, only a couple of days to move everything. This time I'm carefully moving most of them but decluttering the chipped objects, with plans to replace if space allows

Trans siblings, I love you. I'm so sorry about this awful world.

Sticking a label that says "chappell roan" on my all-pink tool kit, cause she gets the job done.

You know those nights where it just feels like you got in bed, blinked, and it was morning? Yeah.

Not me being halfway through the second season of only murders before I remembered Teddy and Theo are nicknames for the same name

A documentary about the real Ed and Lorraine Warren, title in the same font but it's just THE CON with the rest scribbled out

Figured out I can just hang a garland with some thumbtacks and then use clothes pins to display my tarot cards from there oh hell yeah

Chromecast: no connection to the wi fi. Me: pretty sure there is since all the rest of my devices are still working perfectly fine with regard to wi fi. However I will reset the router for you. Chromecast: wait there it is! Oh did you restart the router? I guess it's going away again then. Hehehe!

The satanic temple official account just followed me, lol. Immediate block. I do not associate with them, @queersatanic.bsky.social has the receipts

Got one of those big ass laying down nest-like kind of boneless chairs for pretty cheap instead of a couch for the studio bc who the fuck is coming over anyway lol. And if you do I have chairs with lots of cushions

Instagram keeps giving me ads for these gorgeous mother of pearl inlaid tiny folding knife jewelry pieces. I cannot afford that shit!!! Stop!!!! I want it so bad!!!!

War ravaged Portland

Me when I take a day trip down to LA to visit my bff there. Tomorrow 💜💜

See they need to be like Al Gore. Never opens his mouth since the presidency got stolen from him just inventing the internet & putting big money into fighting climate change.

Omggggg all of the chronically ill whimsical cuties need this!!!! shop.thepeachfuzz.co/products/sar...

also every time i do complain about noise in my [neighborhood of extremely high density low income housing with extraordinarily subpar sound proofing] people are like "that's what urban living is, you could just move" man i don't live here because of the views haha

I have conflicted feelings about the conjuring movies... like I'll go see them in the acting is great I love Patrick and Vera but the actual Warrens were such horrible predators that I'm worried their legacy of profiting off the grieving and scammery is going to be publicly whitewashed

I think a lot of people can't conceive of anyone else not using THEIR particular framework for the world, and so they have to assume that everyone else also has that same exact framework and therefore can't exist without being conformist or say, having a religion, just as an example.

I don't get people who turn up their nose at all podcasts bc there are some shitty casters. Theres quality content out there that's educational and progressive and good. I for one am a big fan of radio plays and lectures by experts, so that's the type I listen to

"I am speaking now but I am saying nothing. I am just making noises and as it happens they are organized in words, and you should not draw meaning from this." -Cecil 💜

I have these gorgeous Night Vale second generation tarot cards that I got as a gift years ago and that I need somewhere to display. It's just a real shame they're never out. WTNV still going by the way, almost 15 years now it has to be? Love that for them

A cool illustration I finished a bit ago. Really happy with how the cityscape turned out. Would love to do more scifi/cyberpunk inspired stuff

The US put Assata Shakur at the top of their terrorism list as recently as 2013, which really should have told everyone how much people who fight for the US’s founding documents promising equality and justice to be upheld for Black and brown people are considered Enemies of America.

Whenever my parents try to do something nice for me it inevitably backfires. For example my dad took my car through the car wash yesterday but he doesn't stay in the air blowers long enough, so now there are permanent water spots on my front window that weren't there before even though it was dirty.

Now that it's been a few days, I wanted to share some of my favorite pieces I wrote for Eater over the 6+ years I was there. First off, I got to write a lot about the intersection of food and queerness, culminating in this piece that got me a JBFA nomination www.eater.com/24162871/foo...

Even though I watch their live stream all the time, I still want to go IRL to the Monterey Bay aquarium at least once again before I die, it's just so beautiful there

Calming atmosphere of the week: www.youtube.com/live/w3LjpFh...

The journey from policing language because you think you desire accuracy or clarity, to rejoicing in learning of new linguistic conventions because you *know* language is a living, evolving thing and clarity is relative? It's more important to growth than I think a lot of academics realize.

Tis the season for whurwilfs! #MST3K

I saw a review of the half magic beauty lip plumper and it just looks like you have a really painful rash on your mouth? Like it actually just looks like BAD irritation and not at all appealing or cute in any way. Honestly don't think I understand that trend tbh