Your girl is about to win 5 GRANDS

This is not a "controversy" or a "dispute" about casting. It's a racist position being echoed and amplified by other racists. Journalists need to learn to use the word "racist" much more freely; right now, too many publications treat it as unprovable unless self-reported.

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) & John Martin's The Great Day of His Wrath (1851–1853) & John Martin's Manfred and the Alpine Witch (1837)

"Open the Strait, Quaid"

If I ever get sucked into a jet engine I just hope I have the presence of mind to yell "I'm Donnie Darko and this is Jackass!"

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

"Rowling turned a generation of kids into readers" well 1) no she didn't, and 2) so did Polio.

Christ

Felt tip on Post-It #OliveArt

Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah.

Some of the bands are a bit derivative but that's still a harsh indictment of an entire genre

This is useful, yeah.

This year I'm writing about the films of summer '96. I will not be revisiting the July 4th alien invasion one, but there's so much more to discuss. #SlamEvil

I found these Stargate SG1 figures from Blue Brixx and I can't unsee Podge and Rodge. #spéirgorm #speirgorm #ascareatbedtime

The only decent Graves era Misfits song (Saturday Night) opens with the baffling lines “There’s 52 ways to murder anyone, 1 and 2 are the same, and they both work as well.” If 1 and 2 are the same then there are only 51 ways to murder anyone

Excellent thread! I think I like the Met Gala now.

Ah fuck, just when I needed my Ted turned

and you simply can't do justice to his body of work in 4 images like that, he was so prolific, if you have some time please pour through his seemingly endless amount of gorgeous paintings www.tony-stella.com

Crushed to read the news that Tony Stella has passed, a truly phenomenal and prolific artist, one of my absolute favorites

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Death Becomes Grogu

Bottom Rome Columbo The Twilight Zone Taskmaster The Last Kingdom Supernatural Cheers The Golden Girls 30 Rock Community Tales From The Crypt Key & Peele The Rockford Files The Good Place

I’m fucking horrified that folk 100s of years from now are going to refer to this period as the Trumpian Age or some shit and I’m gonna be lumped in with all the dumb extremist dicks. Solidarity with dead people from the 19th century who thought empire was for arseholes and now get called Victorians

Useful thing to use here

(Taps mic) My major objection to spoiler culture as it stands is that it is the studio and the filmmaker pitting themselves against the viewer (if they don’t guess, we win) when movies are more fun when it’s the viewers and the filmmakers pitted against the studio (let’s sneak THIS past the censor)

i gotta figure even if all this was what you wanted ideologically you’re probably still like ah christ is that fucking kid rock again

Vern gets it.

Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, or Ghibli.

Not like we need to invest in homes or community facilities for the north inner city. No - A giant €35 million moving statue is just what the city needs.

There are no legitimate reasons to own Meta's pervert glasses; there is no way to use them in a way that is compliant with the general public's right to privacy. They are wearable surveillance tech and need to be banned outright.

The guy who portrays the Rocky puppet in Project Hail Mary looks like if the cartoon version of Egon Spengler were real

It occurs to me that dismissing all masculine-coded movies (or however you want to describe the Mann and Scorsese canon) is similar to saying "I don't like chick flicks": perfectly reasonable as a matter of taste, not very useful as criticism or interesting to discuss for more than 2 seconds.

Paul F. Tompkins IS Cyberpunk Buddy Valastro IN

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Totally justified block. Stop bringing that asshole into everything, even tangentially related. Not every goddamned second of the day needs to be filled with the idea of him OR ANYONE

www.theguardian.com/books/2026/a... I haven’t read this, but I propose a ban on the tripartite climax headline where the last piece of the tricolon undercuts the seriousness of the first two with tweeness. Not an actual ban, but a stylistic one where you know it’s cringe and use it at yr own peril

the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles

The one that would win a poll/the one that wins in my heart

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying