My favourite book is usually whatever I last read by S.A. Cosby or Joe R. Lansdale (KING OF ASHES and HATCHET GIRLS respectively)

roses are red violets are blue only a dummy cites their I.Q.

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

Doing my bit to fuck with AI

I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours

A Castle Freak is not just for Christmas.

Rainbow Connection is the most beautiful song ever written about some kind of secret rainbow conspiracy.

"How do you expect to win back men...?" We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

treat yo self!!!

I literally minutes ago arrived home from a wonderful holiday with my lovely wife, only to find we both been wasting our time like stupid idiots from the past. Thank Christ we don't have kids to share this shame.

Every ai video sucks because they’re never more than their prompts, you’re like ‘yeah that’s a video of a dinosaur eating chips whilst skateboarding,” but like that’s it - you could just post your prompt and it’d be the same. But every real piece of film contains MORE than just its script

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

A useful moderation list #Speirgorm bsky.app/profile/eva....

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

It's a trap, they're gonna zing him for late fees.

Define your music taste in 8 artists: 1. Foo Fighters 2. The Misfits 3. The Supremes 4. Chappell Roan 5. She Wants Revenge 6. "Weird Al" Yankovic 7. CHVRCHES

Posting other people's AI cartoons is still supporting the use of AI, even if you like what the cartoon is saying.

Tech bros: we have invented a calculator that is generally incorrect. Grant Morrison: Oh cool, a god.

Don’t make me tap the sign.

I'm sorry but I think it's weird that school had a "lambs cannot follow you here" rule that was already in effect.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

Jesus He Knows Me - Ghost Heroes - Motorhead Cinnamon Girl - Type O Negative No Easy Way Out - The Protomen Sabotage - Cancer Bats Denis - Blondie Cry Little Sister - CHVRCHES 1979 - New Shack Who Wants To Live Forever - After Forever Enjoy The Silence - Lacuna Coil

Commando You came and you gave without taking

🎵 It was a clear black night, a

Homophobia 🤝 transphobia Growing up in the 70s, 80s, & 90s we heard the exact same stuff - word for word - being said about gays and lesbians. #transrightsarehumanrights

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

put AI in my feed, get blocked, I'm done with you Slop Likers

Things im "debating " anyone on Racism Misogyny Transphobia and homophobia Genocide They are all bad and evil full stop Its like asking me to debate about if we should eat shit sandwiches No motherf*cker. NO

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

Me when I see Elon Musk screen caps on here:

Life would have been better never knowing what I'd lost because of these racists. Because this might kill me.

FanTASTIC news let’s get this done

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

TAG ME IN KEITH I GOT THIS

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I didn't think RAZORBLADE TEARS could be bettered but here we are. Absolutely outstanding @blacktopkid.bsky.social

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

if you think chatbots are alive or self aware then i think you would be easily fooled by a tunnel painted on a brick wall

I have a sentient coin because I ask if it's alive, telling it that Heads is Yes and Tails is No. I flip it and, would you believe, it says Yes! But, what's really impressive, is that sometimes¹ it shows Tails, which proves that it is so smart it knows how to lie! ¹ about half, to be honest

The threads about Greta Thunberg are providing great nourishment to the block list.

This ten million times. This is why I was so happy to find these collections of Jack Kamen EC Comics stories at Dublin City Comics today, because the art is presented in black and white as opposed to most modern EC collections which have awful digital colours. #comics

Comics/graphic novels aren’t recognized or taken seriously as literature in the publishing industry, despite taking twice as much work to create as prose novels, and it just breaks my heart. That’s it, that’s the take. Please read more comics.

stop posting AI slop, even to trash it. please.

No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that

Flip-a-dip-bop my penis California