sexy ass rachael leigh cook pining over that slab of unbuttered cornbread in josie & the pussycats smh she needs to get with a real man like me

Very bemusing when people react to anyone looking for a relationship with "Men aren't all they're cracked up to be, you're better off without one! MY husband is so lazy/unappreciative/incompetent/his breathing makes me want to stab him with a spoon", ma'am we don't want your one we want a good one

I know nothing about guns but in older movies they didn't make a clicky sound any time they moved. Modern movies seem to posit that guns are filled with Scrabble tiles.

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

Can't believe I already failed No Piss 2026

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

Best things I read this year: King of Ashes by S.A. Cosby Hatchet Girls by Joe R. Lansdale Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir King Sorrow by Joe Hill Tacky by Rax King The Refrigerator Monologues by Catherynne M. Valente Beasts of Burden Omnibus by Evan Dorkin et al.

So much of it is just people undressing normal photos of real women without their consent, including young girls. Can we please just stop posting on that extremely creepy platform.

I'm calling on Media Minister Patrick O’Donovan to scrap plans that would force people to use a state-run Digital ID card to access social media. Will you sign too? my.uplift.ie/petitions/no... @uplift.ie

Had to refuse to sell a phone to The Edge because he didn't have the proper I.D.

Mentally assembling the Christmas leftover sandwich I'm having this evening

Straight white men are the only type of people who can write a protagonist like themselves without it automatically being viewed as "political", on top of everything else.

Say Never Again If You Like, Not Bothered

"Well, Tiny Tim wasn't exactly 'The Boogeyman.' He was the one you sent to KILL the fucking Boogeyman."

"Weird" Al Yankovic (IIRC) talking about a random dude approaching him to say, "I didn't know you were still alive." His response: "I never knew you were alive."

Oh, is a Christmasball happening?

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Tiny Tim followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.

“You could just tell something was off about them” sounds a little too close to “the victims were idiots for not seeing what I saw” so try and stop saying that whenever someone you found annoying on TV turns out to be a sex pervert.

Irish emergency numbers for the new year. Thanks for sharing this @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.

30 day books-by-women challenge! Choose 30 books, one per day, no particular order, that you’ve read that were written by women. #BookSky #BookChallenge #ReadingWomen 💙📚 1/30

How the Grinch Stole Valor

Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)

I’m reminded of watching two old ladies ask a teenage goth for directions and she politely told them and when she was out of earshot one lady said “You know where you are with a goth”

Post an iconic brunette

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Holy shit lmao

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

Man Changes Names and Dates on Captain Marvel Posts to Shit on Upcoming Supergirl Movie hard-drive.net/man-changes-...

I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television

"My only love, sprung from my only hate" - Me, thinking about Christine Baranski in THE GRINCH

HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson is being put to death after a human finally watched Meet the Feebles (Source: tinyurl.com/36pvbj4u)

The Suspicious Death of a Grinch

I wrote a McSweeney's piece that's up today! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair

I hate making non-cat posts. I hate "discourse". But the number of comments I've seen degrading and dehumanizing sex workers because of that Melania trailer is appalling. That ghoulish woman will never see your "whore" jokes but they absolutely contribute to the stigma that gets sex workers killed.